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Crystal Fairy & the Magical Cactus and 2012 (2013)

Actors: Michael Cera (actor), Nicole Compas (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Gray (miscellaneous crew), Gaby Hoffmann (actress), Evan Krauss (miscellaneous crew), Pablo Larraín (producer), Sebastián Silva (producer), Sebastián Silva (actor), Sebastián Silva (editor), Sebastián Silva (writer), Sebastián Silva (director), Juan de Dios Larraín (producer), Diego Macho (editor), Juan Ignacio Correa (producer), Sergio Armstrong (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Jamie (Cera) is a boorish, insensitive American twentysomething traveling in Chile, who somehow manages to create chaos at every turn. He and his friends are planning on taking a road trip north to experience a legendary shamanistic hallucinogen called the San Pedro cactus. In a fit of drunkenness at a wild party, Jamie invites an eccentric woman -- a radical spirit named Crystal Fairy (Hoffmann) -- to come along. What is meant to be a devil-may-care journey becomes a battle of wills as Jamie finds himself locking horns with his new traveling companion. But on a remote, pristine beach at the edge of the desert, the magic brew is finally imbibed, and the true adventure begins.

Keywords: actress-breaking-typecast, bare-breasts, breasts, cactus, character-name-in-title, chile, cleavage, desert, drug-trip, female-frontal-nudity
Genres: Adventure, Comedy,

White Collar Blue (2002)

Actors: Richard Carter (actor), Stephen Rutter (miscellaneous crew), Peter O'Brien (actor), Sue Masters (producer), Nicole Richie (actress), Tony Nikolakopoulos (actor), Ken Cameron (director), Linda Cropper (actress), Steve Jacobs (actor), Don Hany (actor), Nina Stevenson (miscellaneous crew), Anna Maria Monticelli (actress), Theo Benton (costume designer), David Ritchie (actor), David E. Newham (actor),

Plot: A new detective is attached to a major crime squad in a tough southern district of Sydney. This creates tensions within the squad, particularly when the squad is called out to a homicide and the prime suspect appears to be the new appointment.

Genres: Crime,

Quotes:

[Joe is discussing his plans for the evening]::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: I'm looking for something a little more...::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Exciting?::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Exciting.::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: You know what your problem is Thrills? You solve a big case and you've got to come down, I've seen it before. You need to do something wild to keep the juices flowing.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Like what?::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: In the old days I would've said go down to the pub and get into a fight. [Joe gets up to leave] Uh-uh, I said that was the old days. These days we live in touchy-feely times.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: No disrespect, boss, but I don't exactly want to get touchy-feely with you.::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: That's a shame, I shaved awfully close. [Laughs]::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: So what do you suggest?::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Think happy thoughts. Have a merangue. Have six more of these. [pushes beers towards him]::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: [toasts] To misery.::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: To misery, Thrills. Have a good night.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Bye, boss. [Ted leaves the office. Joe continues drinking]

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: [to Fran at his door] Tell your daughter to give me a call.::Fran Hoffmann: She's downstairs in the car, actually. We're going out to dinner. We're celebrating.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: What's the occasion?::Fran Hoffmann: I'm going back to wrok in a few weeks. Want to join us?::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Who's paying? [sighs] Hmm? Come on, what's the catch?::Fran Hoffmann: That's so typical of you, Joe. You think everyone's got an ulterior motive.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Alright, thank you for asking. I accept.::Fran Hoffmann: Good. You can keep Lachlan busy while I talk to my daughter.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: I knew there was a catch. There's no way I'm spending my Tuesday night watching that prick feed your daughter garlic bread.::Fran Hoffmann: Now look, [takes Joe's keys from his hand] I'm going to spend some quality time with my daughter and you're going to talk to Lachlan.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Give me my keys, that's theft! Give them back.::Fran Hoffmann: Then arrest me. [she walks downstairs - Joe sighs, and follows]

Daphne Mullins: [about a murder victim] I see Mr.Gibson every six months to sign forms.::Snr. Constable Theo Rahme: What sort of forms are those?::Daphne Mullins: Green ones.

Nicole Brown: [discussing a theif's motive] Maybe that's why he did it. Got sick of being walked all over. Of being Rory Snory.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: [hands her a box of Viagra he found] Don't judge a book by its cover.::Nicole Brown: Viagra.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Pills of Thrills. [Nicole chuckles] You hungry? Want to get something to eat?::Nicole Brown: [hands Viagra back] Strictly business?::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Don't be ridiculous, Constable Brown, of course. Hey... want to try these out? [both laugh] How long would it take a woman?::Nicole Brown: Don't know. Ask Theo.

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: Constable Brown?::Nicole Brown: Sorry, I was just thinking about that bed.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: My bed? [raises eyebrows mischeviously]::Nicole Brown: Very funny.

Lachlan Shaw: I like that dress.::Det. Snr. Constable Harriet Walker: Thank you.::Lachlan Shaw: [Hugs her] Wonder what it would look like on the floor.::Det. Snr. Constable Harriet Walker: [quietly] My mum's joining us for dinner.::Lachlan Shaw: [Turns and sees Harriet's mum watching them] What a nice surprise!

Det. Snr. Constable Harriet Walker: [holds up set of keys] Could you please drop these off to my mum?::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: I'd rather stick needles in my eye.::Det. Snr. Constable Harriet Walker: Come on, just throw them at her and run.::Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: I will. [takes keys begrudginly]

Constable Sophia Marinkovitch: [catching Theo] Theo, wait. Look, um, I know that things have been weird between us for a while and I know I said that work relationships can't... work, but maybe they can, I don't know. But the thing is, I know I said I didn't want things to go any further between us, and maybe I do, now. Look, I've finally decided on something I need to do, so I guess what I'm trying to say is, I'm willing to take the risk if you are. [she turns and leaves a very stunned Theo]

Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: [at an open house, just before an auction] Yes, there's still a fair amount of blood in between the floorboards. See that. [Gestures to client] You're the forensic boys, aren't you?::Client: No.::Det. Snr. Sgt. Ted Hudson: Oh, sorry. [extends his hand] Detective Chief Ted Hudson, from Kingsway. I'm just finalizing a murder inspection here. [points to floor] Got a lot of blood. It's amazing how difficult it is to get out. And that smell... smell that? You never get it out. Ever. [stands] Still, it's a pretty good place. I like those little lights. I love them. [leaves bewildered clients]::Auctioneer: Who will open the bidding? Anybody? [no one is bidding. Ted shrugs]

Det. Sgt. Joe Hill: If my uncle were a woman, well, he'd be my auntie.

Snegurochka (1969)

Actors: Pavel Kadochnikov (actor), Boris Khimichev (actor), Pavel Kadochnikov (writer), Pavel Kadochnikov (director), Aleksandr Ostrovsky (writer), Evgeniy Zharikov (actor), Irina Gubanova (actress), Vladislav Kladnitsky (composer), Valeri Malyshev (actor), Natalya Klimova (actress), Petr Nikashin (actor), Yevghenia Filonova (actress), D. Del (writer),

Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical, Romance,