Huntington

Goon (2011)

Actors: Ellen David (actress), Jay Baruchel (producer), Aron Tager (actor), Liev Schreiber (actor), Alison Pill (actress), Don Carmody (producer), Howard Jerome (actor), Don Carmody (actor), Nicholas Campbell (actor), Eugene Levy (actor), Jay Baruchel (actor), Seann William Scott (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Cynthia Amsden (miscellaneous crew), Jay Baruchel (writer),

Plot: Not content with his job as a bouncer at a local Beantown bar and a bit of an embarrassment to his accomplished family, Doug Glatt dreams of the kind of success enjoyed by minor league hockey goon Ross Rhea. When a chance encounter with an on-ice thug leads to a bloody fist fight that Doug easily wins, the coach of the Halifax Highlanders sees potential in this mammoth sized man who is only hampered by his lack of any hockey playing ability and his brother's old figure skates. Standing up to the taunts of the other players, Doug manages to join the team, and with the encouragement of his hockey obsessed best friend quickly becomes a rising star. Soon he'll have the opportunity to face off against Ross "The Boss" Rhea and perhaps finally land a girlfriend. Now - all he needs is to learn how to skate.

Keywords: bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, based-on-true-story, bouncer, broken-tooth, brother-brother-relationship, canadian-stereotype, casual-sex, cleavage, cocaine-use
Genres: Comedy, Sport,
Taglines: Meet Doug, The Nicest Guy You'll Ever Fight.

Quotes:

Doug Glatt: I'm here to do whatever they need me to do. You know, if they need me to bleed, then I'll bleed for my team.

Eva: Nice one, Dougie! 69! Doug! 69! Yeah!

Ronnie Hortense: Yeah, you've done it before you pussy. And I know you fuck your players. Don't deny it!

Doug Glatt: Where is LaFlamme?::Gord Ogilvey: Probably giving some single mother herpes out in the parking lot.

Rod McCaudry: [after a horrendous rendition of the national anthem] Well that was borderline treasonous, and a disgrace to our nation and its proud and storied history. My father didn't kick the Nazis'... and the puck drops!

Rod McCaudry: That's the first win in a month! I'm gonna go crack some champagne and make love to my old lady! It'll be the first time, the best time, in a long time!

Marco: Two rules, man: Stay away from my fuckin' percocets and do you have any fucking percocets, man?

Eva: You make me wanna stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.::Doug Glatt: That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.

Evgeni: We should sign his dick. Everyone sign his dick!::Doug Glatt: What's happening here?::Oleg: What's the matter? You have a little puss-puss? Mommy whipped up a pussy pot pie, huh?::Evgeni: Let's see what's going on over there.::Oleg: Show us your dick.::Doug Glatt: I don't want you to see my dick.::Oleg: Why you being gay?::Marco: I think you're fuckin', being... pretty gay.::Oleg: It's not gay.::Evgeni: Not if you're brothers.::Marco: If you're brothers it's gay with a fuckin' dash of something else.::Doug Glatt: My brother's gay and he doesn't even do that.::Marco: I've been playing hockey my whole life, I never fuckin' signed no ones dick man.::John Stevenson: I'll sign your dick Doug.

Oldfield: Hey Glatt, you little fuckin' dick weed. You try any of that shit you did against Hamilton on me, I'll light your fuckin' ass up!::Doug Glatt: Hey! I'll light your ass... back up... on fire.