Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest (2006)
Actors:
Geoffrey Rush (actor),
David Schofield (actor),
Bill Nighy (actor),
Alex Norton (actor),
Jonathan Pryce (actor),
Martin Klebba (actor),
Lee Arenberg (actor),
Kevin McNally (actor),
Tom Hollander (actor),
Orlando Bloom (actor),
Mackenzie Crook (actor),
Johnny Depp (actor),
Jack Davenport (actor),
Stellan Skarsgård (actor),
Gary Sievers (actor),
Plot: Once again we're plunged into the world of sword fights and "savvy" pirates. Captain Jack Sparrow is reminded he owes a debt to Davy Jones, who captains the flying Dutchman, a ghostly ship, with a crew from hell. Facing the "locker" Jack must find the heart of Davy Jones but to save himself he must get the help of quick-witted Will Turner and Elizabeth Swan. If that's not complicated enough, Will and Elizabeth are sentenced to hang, unless will can get Lord Cutler Beckett Jack's compass, Will is forced to join another crazy adventure with Jack.
Keywords: 1700s, altered-version-of-studio-logo, anti-hero, apostrophe-in-title, arrest, axe, based-on-theme-park-attraction, bat, beach, bell-tower
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Fantasy,
Taglines: Captain Jack is back.
Quotes:
Pintel: Haul loose the mooring line!::Ragetti: He's got me eye! He won't give it back.::Pintel: Well how'd you get it back last time?
Davey Jones: Damn you, Jack Sparrow...
Tia Dalma: Land is where you are safe, Jack Sparrow, and so you will carry land with you.::Jack Sparrow: Dirt. This is a jar of dirt.::Tia Dalma: Yes.::Jack Sparrow: ...Is the jar of dirt going to help?::Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, give it back.::Jack Sparrow: [greedily] No!::Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Davey Jones: You are neither dead nor dying. What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: [quickly] Jack Sparrow sent me to settle his debt.::Davey Jones: What is your purpose here?::Will Turner: Jack Sparrow? Sent me to settle his debt?::Davey Jones: [laughs] Did he, now? I'm sorely tempted to accept that offer.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Wondering how it's played?::Will Turner: I understand. It's a game of deception. But your bet includes all the dice, not just your own. What are they wagering?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Oh, the only thing we have. Years of service.::Will Turner: So any crew member can be challenged?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Aye. Anyone.::Will Turner: I challenge Davy Jones.::Davy Jones: [Davy Jones is stepping down the stairs and as he does, barnacles and mussels hanging on the steps retract] I accept, mate
Will Turner: You want me to find this?::Jack Sparrow: No. You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy?::Will Turner: This is going to save Elizabeth?::Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davy Jones?::Will Turner: Not much.::Jack Sparrow: Yeah, it's going to save Elizabeth.
Elizabeth Swann: [as Will, Jack, and Norrington fight] Stop it! Will!::Will Turner: Guard the chest!::Elizabeth Swann: [indignantly] No! This is barbaric! This is no way for grown men to settle... oh, fine! Let's just haul out our swords and start banging away at each other! That will solve everything! I've had it! I've had it with wobbly-legged, rum-soaked pirates!::[starts throwing rocks at them]::Elizabeth Swann: Enough! This is madness! [faking] Oh! Oh, the heat!::[pretends to faint, then opens one eye to see that none of them have noticed]
Jack Sparrow: It's funny what a man will do to forestall his final judgment.::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: You made a deal with him too, Jack. He raised the Pearl from the depths for you. Thirteen years you've been her captain.::Jack Sparrow: Technically...::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: You won't be able to talk yourself out of this. The terms that apply to me apply to you as well. One soul, bound to crew a hundred years upon his ship.::Jack Sparrow: Yes, but the Flying Dutchmen already has a captain, so there's really...::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Then it's the locker for you! Jones' terrible leviathan will find you, and drag the Pearl back to the depths and you along with it.::Jack Sparrow: Any idea when Jones might release said terrible beastie?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: I've already told you, Jack. Your time is up. He comes now.
Lord Cutler Beckett: No doubt you've discovered that loyalty is no longer the currency of the realm, as your father believes.::Elizabeth Swann: Then what is?::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm afraid currency is the currency of the realm.::Elizabeth Swann: I expect, then, that we can come to some sort of understanding. I'm here to negotiate.::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.::[Elizabeth pulls out a gun]::Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [after whipping Will] The bosun prides himself on cleaving flesh from bone with every swing!::Will Turner: So I am to believe that what you did was an act of compasion?::'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: Yes...