'Dork' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Detention (2011)
Actors:
Joshua Lou Friedman (miscellaneous crew),
Ken Meyer (miscellaneous crew),
Robert Abramoff (producer),
Brooke Haven (actress),
Josh Hutcherson (producer),
Mark Behar (miscellaneous crew),
Will Wallace (actor),
James Black (actor),
Dane Cook (actor),
Dominic Monaghan (actor),
Ron Jeremy (actor),
Will Wallace (actor),
Josh Hutcherson (actor),
David Zimmerman III (miscellaneous crew),
Marcella Bremond (miscellaneous crew),
Plot: This comedy/horror movie is about a group of teens who go to Grizzly Lake High School. When one of their class mates is killed by someone dressed up as 'Cinderhella' (a character from a popular horror movie) they are all under suspicion. But when they all get detention, they try to work out who it is.
Keywords: 1990s, acid, axe, bear, bisected-at-the-waist, body-landing-on-a-car, body-swap, body-switching, bomb, breaking-the-fourth-wall
Genres:
Comedy,
Horror,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Cancel Your Future
Quotes:
Ione: That's hilarious. What is it?::Clapton Davis: I don't know. I think it's a bong.::Mr. Kendall: Well, Clapton. I'm wet.
Principal Verge: I get it. Listening to your loud music, tripping out to Fraggle Rock. But the question is: What does the future hold for Clapton Davis?::Clapton Davis: Well, I am starting my own music site. Its going to list new releases and review albums from bands that nobody's heard of except for me and if they have I'll just dismiss them with scathing comparisons to avant-garde folk rockers. Everything's great on a ultra precise one hundred point scale and there's no place for feedback. If readers want to bitch about they'll have to go on their twitters. Good taste is not a democracy.::Principal Verge: And this pays what? 13.5 a year?::Clapton Davis: Free Costello tickets.
Riley Jones: Every morning I try to remember that I'm only the second biggest loser to walk Grizzly Hills High. First place goes to the drunk slut who screwed the dead mascot in 1992. But the 90's are history, and so am I.
Clapton Davis: Sander, Ioni's an old soul trapped in a very painfully hot cheerleader body. Plus, she knows the lyrics to Sting's Fields of Gold.
Clapton Davis: Mullet beats pony-tails.
Taylor Fisher: Get out of my room, you pedophile!
Madison: [in "Slashing Beauty 4"] Greg, you asshole! Now we really do have to use this time to think about our futures.
Principal Verge: I know it looks like such a lighthearted feel-good comedy, being an expecting teenage mom. But let me tell you something, I've been principal at this school for five years. Let me tell both of you something, pregnant teenagers are never funny, ever.::Student: I'm not pregnant.::Principal Verge: Cut the carbs.
Gord: Yes, I like to start off by saying that this girl's argument is ridiculous! Vegetarians who eat fish are hypocrites! She thinks that because fish feel no pain they don't value their lives. Absurd!
Igor: Getting Over That Hump (2010)
Actors:
David Bornstein (actor),
Danny Murphy (actor),
Dallas James (actor),
Kim Farris (miscellaneous crew),
Kim Farris (actress),
Bobby Hundley (actor),
Thomas Carlton (actor),
Bobby Hundley (producer),
Bobby Hundley (director),
Bobby Hundley (editor),
Thomas Carlton (miscellaneous crew),
Kristina Sieper (actress),
Jill K. Allen (actress),
Erich Wilke (actor),
Doug Kayne (producer),
Plot: Igor the III, descendant of the famous hunchback, finds himself unemployed and in search of a new occupation. He turns to a temp agency in Los Angeles where he unsuccessfully tries his hand at a series of jobs finally ending up as an assistant at a film production office .
Genres:
Comedy,
Short,
The Dork of the Rings (2006)
Actors:
Steve Christopher (actor),
Circus-Szalewski (actor),
Steve Christopher (miscellaneous crew),
Ken Olandt (producer),
Circus-Szalewski (actor),
Steve Christopher (actor),
Kiran Shah (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (producer),
Timothy Alan Richardson (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (costume designer),
Genres:
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
The Dork of the Rings (2006)
Actors:
Steve Christopher (actor),
Circus-Szalewski (actor),
Steve Christopher (miscellaneous crew),
Ken Olandt (producer),
Circus-Szalewski (actor),
Steve Christopher (actor),
Kiran Shah (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Daniel Boughton (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (producer),
Timothy Alan Richardson (actor),
Timothy Alan Richardson (costume designer),
Genres:
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Actors:
Terry M. West (writer),
Terry M. West (director),
Suzi Lorraine (actress),
Michael Raso (producer),
Ruby Larocca (actress),
John Bacchus (producer),
Erin Brown (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Paul Fedele (actor),
Ruby Larocca (producer),
William Hellfire (actor),
Darian Caine (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Bacchus (miscellaneous crew),
A.J. Khan (actress),
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Quotes:
Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!::Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!::Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
Dildo Saggins: Wanna know why they call me Dildo?
Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...
Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Actors:
Terry M. West (writer),
Terry M. West (director),
Suzi Lorraine (actress),
Michael Raso (producer),
Ruby Larocca (actress),
John Bacchus (producer),
Erin Brown (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Paul Fedele (actor),
Ruby Larocca (producer),
William Hellfire (actor),
Darian Caine (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Bacchus (miscellaneous crew),
A.J. Khan (actress),
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Quotes:
Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!::Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!::Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
Dildo Saggins: Wanna know why they call me Dildo?
Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...
Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Actors:
Terry M. West (writer),
Terry M. West (director),
Suzi Lorraine (actress),
Michael Raso (producer),
Ruby Larocca (actress),
John Bacchus (producer),
Erin Brown (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Paul Fedele (actor),
Ruby Larocca (producer),
William Hellfire (actor),
Darian Caine (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Bacchus (miscellaneous crew),
A.J. Khan (actress),
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Quotes:
Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!::Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!::Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
Dildo Saggins: Wanna know why they call me Dildo?
Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...
Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
The Lord of the G-Strings: The Femaleship of the String (2003)
Actors:
Terry M. West (writer),
Terry M. West (director),
Suzi Lorraine (actress),
Michael Raso (producer),
Ruby Larocca (actress),
John Bacchus (producer),
Erin Brown (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Paul Fedele (actor),
Ruby Larocca (producer),
William Hellfire (actor),
Darian Caine (actress),
Terry M. West (actor),
John Bacchus (miscellaneous crew),
A.J. Khan (actress),
Genres:
Action,
Adventure,
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Quotes:
Dildo Saggins: I don't know, Smirnof. I'm not noble... or pure. I've cheated on my SATs! I've stuck up liquor stores. I piss in the shower!::Smirnof, the Wizard: Everyone pisses in the shower!::Dildo Saggins: I stole your wallet a couple minutes ago!
Dildo Saggins: Actually, the Throbbits were trisexuals. They'd try anything, the horny little bastards!
Dildo Saggins: Wanna know why they call me Dildo?
Dildo Saggins: [on seeing her friends engaged in a threesome] Ooo, yeah! Slice me off a hunk of that!
Sir Bruce: Sure, follow the stereotypical homosexual's path! Maybe he'll sing you a few showtunes or be comedy relief! You can't handle a real homosexual in the context of modern society! You're all facists! I would like to know where you got those outifts, though...
Cowardly Lion: My mother was right; I should have opened an antique store and attended daily affirmation classes!
Smirnof, the Wizard: I shall need someone to hold my hair, whilst I puke!
See-Thru!: An Invisible Love Story (1992)
Actors:
T.T. Boy (actor),
Steve Drake (actor),
J.B. (actor),
Randy Spears (actor),
Alicia Rio (actress),
Cash Markman (writer),
Scotty Fox (director),
Brooke Ashley (actress),
Chanel (actress),
Alexis De Vell (actress),
Francesca Lé (actress),
Christine Appleigh (actress),
Dallas Houston (editor),
Les Noyce (composer),
Genres:
Adult,
Comedy,
Taglines: Adult's first invisible love story. She'll make your inhibitions disappear.
Playthings (1979)
Actors:
Lysa Thatcher (actress),
Herschel Savage (actor),
John Seeman (actor),
Sharon Kane (actress),
Michael Morrison (actor),
Zachary Strong (editor),
Zachary Strong (writer),
Zachary Strong (actor),
Jerry Abrams (actor),
Starr Wood (actress),
Cantara Christopher (actress),
Larry Davis (actor),
Robert Pudenda (director),
Robert Pudenda (producer),
Leslie Laine (actress),
Genres:
Adult,
Adult,
Comedy,
Sci-Fi,
Taglines: "Wanna play with me?"