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Shia Saide LaBeouf (i/ˈʃaɪ.ə ləˈbʌf/; born June 11, 1986) is an American actor, performance artist, and director who became known among younger audiences as Louis Stevens in the Disney Channel series Even Stevens. LaBeouf received a Young Artist Award nomination in 2001 and won a Daytime Emmy Award in 2003 for his role. He made his film debut in Holes (2003), based on the novel of the same name by Louis Sachar. In 2004, he made his directorial debut with the short film Let's Love Hate and later directed a short film titled Maniac (2011), starring American rappers Cage and Kid Cudi.
In 2007, LaBeouf starred in the commercially successful films Disturbia and Surf's Up. The same year he was cast in Michael Bay's science fiction film Transformers as Sam Witwicky, the main protagonist of the series. Despite mixed reviews, Transformers was a box office success and one of the highest grossing films of 2007. LaBeouf later appeared in its sequels Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) and Transformers: Dark of the Moon (2011), both also box office successes. In 2008, he played Henry "Mutt Williams" Jones III in Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, the fourth film in the Indiana Jones franchise. His other films include Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps (2010), Lawless (2012), The Company You Keep (2012), Nymphomaniac (2013) and Fury (2014).
Shia (/ˈʃiːə/; Arabic: شيعة Shīʿah), an abbreviation of Shīʻatu ʻAlī (شيعة علي, "followers of Ali"), is a branch of Islam which holds that the Islamic prophet Muhammad's proper successor as Caliph was his son-in-law and cousin Ali ibn Abi Talib. Shia Islam primarily contrasts with Sunni Islam, whose adherents believe that Muhammad's father-in-law Abu Bakr was his proper successor.
Adherents of Shia Islam are called Shias or the Shi'a as a collective or Shi'i individually. Shia Islam is the second-largest branch of Islam: in 2009, Shia Muslims constituted 10–13% of the world's Muslim population.Twelver Shia (Ithnā'ashariyyah) is the largest branch of Shia Islam. In 2012 it was estimated that perhaps 85 percent of Shias were Twelvers.
Shia Islam is based on the Quran and the message of the Islamic prophet Muhammad attested in hadith recorded by the Shia, and certain books deemed sacred to the Shia (Nahj al-Balagha). Shia consider Ali to have been divinely appointed as the successor to Muhammad, and as the first Imam. The Shia also extend this "Imami" doctrine to Muhammad's family, the Ahl al-Bayt ("the People of the House"), and certain individuals among his descendants, known as Imams, who they believe possess special spiritual and political authority over the community, infallibility, and other divinely-ordained traits. Although there are myriad Shia subsects, modern Shia Islam has been divided into three main groupings: Twelvers, Ismailis and Zaidis, with Twelver Shia being the largest and most influential group among Shia.
Even Stevens is an American comedy television series that aired on Disney Channel with a total of three seasons and 65 episodes from June 17, 2000, to June 2, 2003. It follows the life of the Stevenses, a family living in suburban Sacramento, California, mainly focusing on the clashing personalities of its two younger siblings, Ren and Louis.
The series was produced by Brookwell McNamara Entertainment and Fireworks Entertainment. It is often cited as launching Shia LaBeouf's breakout career as an actor. The show also features fast motion photography, which it employs in every episode.
The feature-length Disney Channel Original Movie based on the series, The Even Stevens Movie, premiered on June 13, 2003, and serves as the series finale.
As of January 15, 2010, in America, Even Stevens has been removed from television syndication altogether, though The Even Stevens Movie continues to air on Disney Channel and Teen Nick, and on Family Channel occasionally. However, in the UK, Even Stevens continues to air on CITV and now Pop Girl. From its launch on June 1, 2011 to late 2012, the series were shown as re-runs on Disney XD in Canada & US.
Robert Howard "Rob" Cantor (born August 26, 1983) is an American singer-songwriter and creator of multiple viral videos. He is best known as the yellow-tied vocalist and guitarist of indie rock band Tally Hall.
Cantor is also known for his solo work as a comedy musician and viral video creator, particularly from the song "Shia LaBeouf", in which actor Shia LaBeouf is depicted as a cannibalistic serial killer. His other work has included a solo album titled Not a Trampoline, and another viral video, "29 Celebrity Impressions, 1 Original Song".
Cantor was born and raised in Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. He attended Andover High School, where he met future Tally Hall member Zubin Sedghi and future collaborator Zach Krasman. In 2002, when attending University of Michigan, he formed Tally Hall with Sedghi and musician Andrew Horowitz. He majored in molecular biology, with a minor in nonprofessional music. He graduated in 2005, and turned down a full scholarship to medical school in order to pursue music full-time with Tally Hall.
Los Angeles (i/lɒs ˈændʒəlᵻs/ loss AN-jə-ləs or loss AN-jə-liss) (Spanish for "The Angels"), officially the City of Los Angeles and often known by its initials L.A., is the second-largest city in the United States after New York City, the most populous city in the state of California, and the county seat of Los Angeles County.
Situated in Southern California, Los Angeles is known for its mediterranean climate, ethnic diversity, sprawling metropolis, and as a major center of the American entertainment industry. Los Angeles lies in a large coastal basin surrounded on three sides by mountains reaching up to and over 10,000 feet (3,000 m).
Historically home to the Chumash and Tongva, Los Angeles was claimed by Juan Rodríguez Cabrillo for Spain in 1542 along with the rest of what would become Alta California. The city was officially founded on September 4, 1781, by Spanish governor Felipe de Neve. It became a part of Mexico in 1821 following the Mexican War of Independence. In 1848, at the end of the Mexican–American War, Los Angeles and the rest of California were purchased as part of the Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, thereby becoming part of the United States. Los Angeles was incorporated as a municipality on April 4, 1850, five months before California achieved statehood. The city experienced rapid growth with the discovery of oil.
This is the real reaction! :) Look at 4:50 / 6:30 - 7:43 / 8:10 - 9:09 / 10:46 - End, for the most obvious examples of moments where the light/colors in the theater match up perfectly with the film. (Plus everyone clapping when the kiss happens, lol) Just pay attention to that throughout the video, it's very clear. Please do not comment claiming it's fake. It's so unbelievably frustrating. Especially when I'm the one who took a lot of time out of my day to sync this for the public BECAUSE I was annoyed by the fake videos/syncs and thought we deserved to see the real thing. Don't be so cynical. Just enjoy it. _______ Here's a condensed version of some of the best moments from #AllMyMovies! If you're like me and were super curious to see more of his reaction, here ya go! :) I took the libe...
Shia LaBeouf is an actor who was born in Los Angeles, California, on June 11, 1986. Shia LaBeouf has never been married, and he does not have any children at this time. Shia LaBeouf grew up extremely poor, and he wanted to start a career in acting in hopes of earning money for his family. Shia LaBeouf got his first acting job at the age of 14 when he was cast in the Disney show "Even Stevens." He earned a Emmy Award for Outstanding Performer in a Children's Series in 2003 for his work on "Even Stevens." Shia LaBeouf got his first major film role when he appeared in "Holes" in 2003. He transitioned to adult films when he appeared in "Disturbia" and "Transformers" in 2007. "Transformers" made over $700 million, but LaBeouf only earned $750,000. Based on the success of the first film, Shia ...
Fame can lead celebrities down some strange paths and this particular actor is no exception. Join http://www.WatchMojo.com as we count down our picks for the Top 10 ridiculous Shia LaBeouf moments. For this list, we’re looking at those weird, strange and/or unexpected times, incidents, events, moments and so on in the career and public appearances of actor Shia LaBeouf. Click here to subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=watchmojo or visit our channel page here: http://www.youtube.com/watchmojo Also, check out our interactive Suggestion Tool at http://www.WatchMojo.com/suggest :) Check us out at http://www.Twitter.com/WatchMojo, http://instagram.com/watchmojo and http://www.Facebook.com/WatchMojo. Special thanks to our users MikeyP, Jordan Brown, Ryan Otto, Paul...
Shia LaBeouf - Shia LaBeouf is a Hollywood actor known for films that include the Transformers franchise as well as Constantine, Surf's Up and Eagle Eye. Synopsis Shia LaBeouf was born on June 11, 1986, in Los Angeles, California, scoring a lead role in the hit Disney series Even Stevens as a teen. He eventually pursued a film career, landing the part of Sam Witwicky in the blockbuster Transformers series. Other film roles have included Constantine, Disturbia, A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints and Eagle Eye, as well as the animated Surf's Up.
He’s been making a lot of headlines. The actor had a candid and open conversation with Ellen about what’s been happening in his life.
“SHIA LABEOUF” is a song by Rob Cantor. It tells the true story of an actual cannibal. Learn more here: http://www.robcantor.com Purchase the song on Bandcamp: http://bit.ly/1zjiH5Z Behind-the-scenes: http://www.facebook.com/robcantormusic Tweets: http://www.twitter.com/robcantor FEATURING: The Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles -- Dr. Joseph Nadeau, Artistic Director The West Los Angeles Children’s Choir -- Barbara Klaskin Silburg, Artistic Director The Argus Quartet CREDITS: Directed by Scott Uhlfelder Produced by Erica Harrell Arranged by Greg Nicolett Mixed by Gregtronic Choreographer: Stacey Tookey Asst Choreographer: Bruce Weber Director of Photography: Scott Uhlfelder Editor: Randall Maxwell First Asst Director: Tyler Reynolds Second Asst Director: Chandra Anna Marie Second Seco...
Starring: Kate Mara, Jai Courtney, Shia LaBeouf Man Down Official Trailer 1 (2016) - Shia LaBeouf Movie In a post-apocalyptic America, former U.S. Marine Gabriel Drummer searches desperately for the whereabouts of his son, accompanied by his best friend and a survivor. Subscribe to TRAILERS: http://bit.ly/sxaw6h Subscribe to COMING SOON: http://bit.ly/H2vZUn We're on SNAPCHAT: http://bit.ly/2cOzfcy Like us on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/1QyRMsE Follow us on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/1ghOWmt The Fandango MOVIECLIPS Trailers channel is your destination for the hottest new trailers the second they drop. Whether it's the latest studio release, an indie horror flick, an evocative documentary, or that new RomCom you've been waiting for, the Fandango MOVIECLIPS team is here day and night to make sur...
Shia LaBeouf talks about Marilyn Manson
SUBSCRIBE: http://www.youtube.com/MrMcCruddenMichael Before Shia LaBeouf would assist the AutoBots in saving the world twice. Before he revealed to the world that he banged his co-star Megan Fox. Before he was arrested at a Wallgreen’s for criminal trespassing, crashed a car in Los Angeles and ran from the scene and would have multiple incidents of public intoxication. Before he decided to wear a bag on his head insisting that ‘He Is Not Famous Anymore’ Shia LaBeouf grew up the son of hippies with a drug addicted father and a mother who struggled to stay on top of the bills. Shia found a knack for performance and would take to the streets as a fouled mouth comedian and magician buskering for change. When at home he would impersonate his absent and intoxicated father to cheer up the fam. ...
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SUBSCRIBE for more speakers ► http://is.gd/OxfordUnion Oxford Union on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/theoxfordunion Oxford Union on Twitter: @OxfordUnion Website: http://www.oxford-union.org/ Art collective LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner comprises Shia LaBeouf (b. Los Angeles, USA), Nastja Säde Rönkkö (b. Helsinki, Finland), and Luke Turner (b. Manchester, UK). Over the past two years, their practice has explored connection, collaboration and creation across the networks. Past projects and performances include #STARTCREATING and #IAMSORRY (both LA, 2014), #METAMARATHON (Stedelijk Museum, Amsterdam, 2014), #FOLLOWMYHEART (SxSW, Austin, 2015), #INTRODUCTIONS (with St Martins BA Fine Art, London, 2015), #ALLMYMOVIES (New York, 2015), and most recently #TOUCHMYSOUL (FACT, Liverpool, 2015). ...
Shia LaBeouf is no stranger to high-flying artistic endeavours. With his collaborators Luke Turner and Nastja Säde Rönkkö, the actor has hired skywriting planes to doodle #STARTCREATING over Los Angeles, run a metamarathon around Amsterdam's Stedelijk Museum, and locked himself in a room with members of the public. For SXSW15, LaBeouf, Rönkkö and Turner were commissioned by Dazed to create a new interactive art project that would break down the emotive walls between digital culture, Hollywood and real life. They came up with #FOLLOWMYHEART. Wearing a heart monitor 24/7 for six days, LaBeouf transmitted his heartbeat live from the Texan festival. People could log onto FOLLOW-MY-HEART.NET to watch and listen to every single murmur, throb and cardiac pulse he experienced. Or as they put it: ...
Shia Labeouf Full Motivational Speech! - "Just Do It!" [FULL VIDEO] JUST DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Shia LaBeouf set out to motivate the Internet, which quickly turned into the "DO IT" meme. =========== Credits"LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner" Video from:Joshua Parker's segment of #INTRODUCTIONS from https://vimeo.com/125095515 Credits"LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner" THE WORK (AS DEFINED BELOW) IS PROVIDED UNDER THE TERMS OF THIS CREATIVE COMMONS PUBLIC LICENSE ("CCPL" OR "LICENSE"). THE WORK IS PROTECTED BY COPYRIGHT AND/OR OTHER APPLICABLE LAW. ANY USE OF THE WORK OTHER THAN AS AUTHORIZED UNDER THIS LICENSE OR COPYRIGHT LAW IS PROHIBITED. BY EXERCISING ANY RIGHTS TO THE WORK PROVIDED HERE, YOU ACCEPT AND AGREE TO BE BOUND BY THE TERMS OF TH...
A wrongfully convicted boy is sent to a brutal desert detention camp where he joins the job of digging holes for some mysterious reason.
PART 3 of 3: LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner, #ELEVATE Archive of the 24 hour live stream. From 9am on 19th February until 9am on 20th February 2016, art collective LaBeouf, Rönkkö & Turner occupied the elevator at EC Oxford in Gloucester Green as part of their Oxford Union talk. During this 24 hour period, visitors were free to join the trio inside the elevator, and were invited to address the artists, the debating chamber, and the internet, so that their collective voices might form an extended, expansive and egalitarian Oxford Union address. The 24 hour video above was streamed live online, as well as being projected inside the debating chamber for the duration. The trio also gave a one-hour talk inside the Oxford Union chamber midway through the performance, which can be viewed here: https...
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Original Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-sfG8BV8wU Lyrics: Some people dream success Don't let your dreams be dreams You should get to the point Where anyone else would quit And you're not gonna stop there! SO JUST DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE DO IT NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE DO IT MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE YES YOU CAN YES YOU CAN JUST DO IT Don't let your dreams be dreams Yesterday you said tomorrow Yesterday you said tomorrow Yesterday you said NO You're gonna wake up and work HARD AT IT HARD AT IT HARD AT IT You're gonna wake up and Stop giving up You're gonna wake up and work HARD AT IT HARD AT IT HARD AT IT You're gonna wake up and MAKE YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE Don't let your dreams be dreams Yesterday you said tomorrow Yesterday you said tomorrow Yesterday you said NO You'r...
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FOX 5's entertainment reporter, Kevin McCarthy, caught up with Shia Labeouf at the "Fury" premiere in Washington D.C. Travel and accommodations for Kevin’s on-site interviews and other on-site reports were provided by the film studio.
Shia recalls watching his own movies for three days straight, taking calls from strangers and hitchhiking across the country. Garth Brooks Helps Jimmy Kimmel Write a Country Song https://youtu.be/aGnv29FRdgk SUBSCRIBE to get the latest #KIMMEL: http://bit.ly/JKLSubscribe Watch the latest Halloween Candy Prank: http://bit.ly/KimmelHalloweenCandy Watch Mean Tweets: http://bit.ly/JKLMeanTweets8 Connect with Jimmy Kimmel Live Online: Visit the Jimmy Kimmel Live WEBSITE: http://bit.ly/JKLWebsite Like Jimmy Kimmel Live on FACEBOOK: http://bit.ly/JKLFacebook Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on TWITTER: http://bit.ly/JKLTwitter Follow Jimmy Kimmel Live on INSTAGRAM: http://bit.ly/JKLInstagram About Jimmy Kimmel Live: Jimmy Kimmel serves as host and executive producer of Emmy-winning "Jimmy Kimmel ...
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Offizieller Deutscher Nymphomaniac Trailer (German) von Lars von Trier, mit Charlotte Gainsbourg, Shia LaBeouf und Jamie Bell Kinostart: 20.02.2014 Abonniere uns! : http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=moviepilottrailer Alle Infos unter: http://www.moviepilot.de/movies/nymphomaniac --- Lars von Triers Sex-Biographie Nymphomaniac zeigt Charlotte Gainsbourg als Frau in ihrer sexuellen Entwicklung von ihrer Geburt bis zu ihrem fünfzigsten Lebensjahr.
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DISCLAIMER*** This video is not intended for commercial use or for profit, but instead for inspirational and educational purposes, critical commentary, review and education. I do not own the rights to various clips within this video, I am exercising my right to fair use and using the footage as an inspiring and motivating tool to help others. The sources are cited at the bottom of this description This is a case study of 3 young outliers who against all odds achieved massive success at a young age. Using the exercise from "The New Psycho Cybernetics" book, the video studies the character traits and events that have shaped their lives into what they were/are in their pinnacle moments. SOURCES Stock Footage Alan Watts - The Real You https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMRrCYPxD0I Universe ...
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You're walking in the woods.
There's no one around,
And your phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Shia Labeouf.
He's following you
About 30 feet back.
He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint.
He's gaining on you.
Shia Labeouf.
You're looking for your car,
But you're all turned around.
He's almost upon you now
And you can see there's blood on his face!
My god, there's blood everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Shia Labeouf.)
He's brandishing a knife.
(It's Shia Labeouf.)
Lurking in the shadows
Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf.
Living in the woods,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Killing for sport,
(Shia Labeouf.)
Eating all the bodies
Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf.
Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him,
But you're hopelessly lost yourself.
Stranded with a murderer,
You creep silently through the underbrush.
A-ha! In the distance,
A small cottage with a light on.
Hope!
You move stealthily toward it,
But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap!
Gnawing off your leg,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Limping toward the cottage,
(Quiet, quiet.)
Now you're on the doorstep,
Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf.
Sharpening an ax,
(Shia Labeouf.)
But he doesn't hear you enter,
(Shia Labeouf.)
You're sneaking up behind him.
Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf.
Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf,
Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf,
Stab it in his kidney.
Safe at last from Shia Labeouf.
You limp into the dark woods,
Blood oozing from your stump leg.
But you have won.