Orgazmo (1997)
Actors:
Jill Kelly (actress),
Chasey Lain (actress),
Melissa Hill (actress),
Jeanna Fine (actress),
Lloyd Kaufman (actor),
Matt Stone (actor),
Juli Ashton (actress),
Trey Parker (actor),
Max Hardcore (actor),
Davia Ardell (actress),
Tim Lake (actor),
Ron Jeremy (actor),
Trey Parker (actor),
Shayla LaVeaux (actress),
Christi Lake (actress),
Plot: Joe Young was a simple young man trying to spread the word of the Book of Mormon when he picked the wrong house to preach at! The owner, a porn director named Maxxx Orbison, tells his henchmen to kill the guy at the door who interrupted their scene, but Joe fights off the guards with great skill, which impresses Maxxx so much that he offers Joe the lead role in the movie he's making at the moment: Orgazmo, which is about a sex superhero who fights crime with his Orgazmorator, and ChodaBoy, his sidekick. Joe, against his beliefs, takes the job so that he can pay for the wedding he plans for himself and his fiancé, whom he doesn't tell about his risqué new acting job. However, when the movie becomes an amazing hit just about everywhere and he finds out that Ben (ChodaBoy) has created a real Orgazmorator, Joe is in some serious hot water!
Keywords: absurdism, actor, actress, adult-filmmaking, amputation, arrest, asian-woman, ass-licking, assembly-line, awards-show
Genres:
Comedy,
Taglines: From the Creators of "South Park" Fighting crime never felt so good! Making sex safe again! He's coming to save the world!
Quotes:
Dave the Lighting Guy: Say, have you seen that movie Clash of the Titans?::Joe Young: Oh yeah, the greek mythology.::Dave the Lighting Guy: Hey, I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but I think unicorns are kick ass!
Joe Young: I'm not a superhero! I'm a Latter-Day Saint.
Joe Young: I am a bad, bad Mormon!
Ben Chapelski: To the Orgazmobile!::Joe Young: What?::Ben Chapelski: My Buick Century!
Maxxx Orbison: Bring me my stunt cock.
[G-Fresh's sushi bar has just been wrecked by thugs]::Joe Young: We should call the police!::Girl at Sushi Bar: The police? Where are you from, Arizona?::Joe Young: No, Utah.::Girl at Sushi Bar: Oh. Sorry.
Maxxx Orbison: Yeah, I just dig that Jesus guy!
Joe Young: They want me to do a sequel.::Lisa: A sequel, to "Death of a Salesman"? Doesn't he die at the end of the first?::Joe Young: Yes, but he has a twin brother, and he wants revenge.::Lisa: Revenge? But, doesn't he kill himself?::Joe Young: No, no, that's what you were led to believe. He was killed by the C.I.A for selling smack... to Nazis...::Lisa: Wow!
[Dave recounts a painful memory of why he quit Hamster Style kung fu]::Young Ben: Dad?::Ben's Father: Hmm?::Young Ben: I don't think I'm gonna do Hamster Style anymore.::Ben's Father: That's nice.::[Flashback pans back to the present]::Ben Chapelski: [tearfully] And that's how it went down, man!
Mariachi Band: Mi Verga es chiquita y muy fea... y todo el mundo lo sabe...