Monday, November 28, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Idling

Idling is the 7th track of Maladaptive by Drunk And Armed.  It is one of my favorites.

Credits
SRL - Vox, Perc Effects, Bass, Git, Engineering

Downloads
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Friday, November 18, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Spare Time

This is the 6th track of Maladaptive by Drunk And Armed.

Credits:
SRL - Git, Bass, Perc Effects, Vox, Engineering

Downloads:
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Wednesday, November 09, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Insane (Maxima) & (Minima)

Insane features 2 different mixes, which are the Maxima and Minima versions, which are the 5th and 12th tracks of Maladaptive by Drunk And Armed, respectively.  When my wife heard the former version, she said my slide guitar made her want to puke.  To which I say, "My music made someone sick?!? Mission Accomplished!"  Except, since its my wife, I made a version that did not make her want to vomit.

Such talent.

 Insane is about self-medication, in part.

Credits:  All me

Downloads:

Insane (Maxima)
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Insane (Minima)
320 kbps MP3
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Thursday, November 03, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Race to the Bottom

Race to the Bottom is the 4th track of Maladaptive by Drunk And Armed.  It is a worthy successor to the prior effort, and pretty much sums up the current election season: No matter who wins, "The race to the bottom has been won."

Oh yeah.

Credits
SRL - Vox, Bass, Git, Perc Effects, Engineering

Downloads
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WAVE
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Ogg Vorbis

Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Drunk And Armed - What You Knew

What You Knew is the 3rd track of Maladaptive by Drunk And Armed.  I think it is one of my best songs.

Credits
SRL - Vox, Perc Effects, Git, Bass, Engineering
Noodle the Cat made a surprise keyboard appearance

Downloads
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FLAC

Thursday, October 20, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Luckless

Luckless is the 2nd track of Maladaptive, and my second Punk Jazz effort.  The song is about what you would think it is.  If you like The Fall you might be entertained.

Credits
SRL - Bass, Git, Voc, Perc Effects, Engineered

Downloads
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Thursday, October 13, 2016

Drunk And Armed - (Never Be An) Astronaut

(Never Be An) Astronaut is the first track of the Maladaptive album.  It is a little rougher than those to follow (I will be releasing about 1 a week for at least the next month).  It is a different style, as mentioned in the prior post.  I call it Punk Jazz, which will hopefully annoy someone.

As far as what the song is about, I'll let it speak for itself.

Credits:
Written and engineered by SRL

SRL - Vox, Bass, Perc. Effects,

Downloads
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Wednesday, October 12, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Maladaptive [Introduction]

The AC Adapters for my guitar effects pedals do not work and replacing them is turning into a major pain in the ass. Just because the plug fits and it says 9 volts does not mean it will deliver the power needs for the device to work, but don't tell it to idiots on EBAY.

But enough of that, meanwhile, I started playing a new style that has proven prolific anyway.   It's still punk, but I think it is more punk jazz than anything else it could be described.  In addition to my power supply woes, my shoulder, which is still smarting from a collision (side swipe on I-5) with a semi- at 60 mph last year (the fucker also hit and ran, and got away with it), can't play guitar as easy so I did it all the bass stand up.

Believe it or not, I actually tried not to play badly, Satan help me!

Anyway, starting soon, my first such efforts will be coming soon. I have started a new album called "Maladaptive" in honor of the non-working AC adapters. "Dirt" will probably return. I have a great deal of recordings to work with in that style yet.  (And I may find someone competent to replace my power supplies.  It could happen.)

Let me know what you think.  I am responsible for the entire product.

- SRL

Tuesday, October 04, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Sloppy Joe The Vampire Lord

Drunk And Armed presents Sloppy Joe The Vampire Lord--a sloppy song about a sloppy vampire lord.  This song is the 8th track of Dirt.  It consists of three parts:

i. The Life of Sloppy Joe
ii.  The Undeath of Sloppy Joe
ii.  Sloppy Joe vs. The Bill Collectors

Downloads
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Thursday, September 29, 2016

Drunk And Armed News

Drunk And Armed will be releasing 3 new songs in the near future.   Stay tuned.

Monday, July 25, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Loafin' & Pointless Rage

The 6th & 7th Tracks of Dirt.
Written and Performed by Drunk And Armed
Engineered by SRL
(See below for players)

Loafin' is a short song for a short pass-time (sadly).

Downloads:

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Pointless Rage is not about anything in particular.  It's more of a theme.

Downloads:

320 kps MP3
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Loafin'
Pointless Rage

Friday, July 08, 2016

Monday, April 11, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Why Won't You?

Why Won't You? is the 5th Track of Dirt by Drunk And Armed.

Whereas, the last song was about riding the bus, this song is about people who never ride the bus; people who are unaccountable; why some questions are never asked and some statements never said by an elite that is completely isolated from reality by the own design.

Also, why does it take an asshole to say it?

Music and Vox: SRL
Who Said this?: ?

Written, Produced and Engineered by SRL

Downloads
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FLAC
WAV File

Monday, February 15, 2016

Ancient Chinese Penis - Envy Demo

Ancient Chinese Penis - Envy Demo. I caught these guys in Norman, OK several times in the early 90s.  Their band t-shits were tie-dyed.

Tuesday, January 05, 2016

Drunk And Armed - Baby Boom Bullshit

The 4th track of Dirt. It's not about all baby boomers, just the ones who go on and on and on and on...



Let's start the new year off wrong.

Credits
SRL - Music,Vox
Mr. B. Ligerent - Vox

Mixed and Engineered by SRL

Downloads
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Wave File
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FLAC
Torrent

Friday, January 01, 2016

Art Dump

Listen to tracks from Artstravaganza by Chicks On Speed.

There's lots of shiny junk at the art dump.  Great stuff.

See more about Chicks on Speed Here.

Wednesday, December 09, 2015

Drunk And Armed - Apathy is Free

The 3rd track of Dirt. This song, which features another lovely duet, is about hostile apathy. Sometimes you just need to beat a point home.


Credits
SRL - Music, Vox
Mr. B. Ligerent - Vox
Mixed and Engineered by SRL

Downloads
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Wave File
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FLAC
Torrent

Friday, November 13, 2015

Drunk And Armed - (Not) So Cool

The second track of Dirt.



Credits
SRL - Vocals, Git Perc, Keyboards

Engineered and Mixed by SRL

Downloads
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Saturday, October 10, 2015

Drunk And Armed - (Politics is) Dirty

This is the first track of Dirt.

Credits
Mr. B. Ligerant - Vocals, Git
SRL - Vocals, Bass, Perc, Keyboards

Engineered and Mixed by SRL

Downloads
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320 kps MP3
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Lyrics
Dirty
I feel so dirty
I voted today
I acquiesced
I was counted
For what?
I wasted a stamp

Anyway

Anyone that makes it
That is a contender anyway
Is a crook
Or a nut

Voting makes me feel dirty
If there's one thing dirtier
It's politicians
Politics is dirty
It's really dirty

Waste
Fraud
Abuse
Let's not forget graft

What can I scam off a decaying nation?
Yeah
Consultant contracts
Lobbying
Off-shoring
Let's send everything overseas
Give it to the Chinese

Oh you're dirty
Real dirty
You'd sell your own mother
If you could make a buck
I'd feel sorry for the old bag
If she wasn't in on it too

Oh help us
You're so dirty
You have no loyalty to anything
But yourself
And your money

Narcissist
Self centered
Dirty
Oh you're so dirty
So dirty
Unbelievably dirty

You're dirty
Now, Drunk And Armed is going to get dirty...

[And so it goes...]

Wednesday, September 16, 2015

Songs for Snakes - I Bring You Obscurity

This is a really great song.  I'm sorry I got to it so late.  I have a backlog due to tendinitis earlier this year (which made typing no fun).  You can hear and download it Here.

Sunday, August 16, 2015

Drunk And Armed - (Barack Obama Is Really Good At) Killing People

This song was "inspired" by Barack Obama's claim that he is "really good at killing people". It is the last track for The Second Term E.P,  and also the swan song for B.H.O. who has parted ways due to technical difficulties (although he may show up in a future sample or two and may still bang a drum or two).  So what began with Obama Likes Pie and includes You Deserve It! (which was played on the radio on Radio Panik in Brussels) is coming to an end.

For this who wondered why Drunk And Armed didn't do anything of the sort for George Bush, the answer is simple: I hated him too much for satire and also also did not have a voice synth that did stupid.  Liberals and conservatives can both go fuck themselves.  The difference is the same as between stepping in dog shit or horse shit.  It's still shit.  So, in short, if you are trying to place Drunk And Armed in either camp you can fuck right off.  I think the next project will make that clear.



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Credits:
BHO - Vox & Perc
SRL - Git, Bass, Supporting Vocals, Engineering
Written by SRL

Lyrics:
I hear you have a great golf swing
Ba-Ba-Boom

I'm really good at killing people
Killing people
Killing people
Killing people

No redneck
Blank check
Fly Spec
Train wreck

Enemy of the state
Isolate isolate
Innumerate
Confident
Dominate
Power Tower
Tower Power
Substitutions
Executions

I'm really good at killing people

Burn Burn
Prosecutions
Revolutions
I got the power

Killing Killing Killing Killing
Mofo
Eat Hot Lead

Damn I missed

Fear the power
The power of fear
Dumb as a rock
Chicken hawk
You are about to die
And if things don't work out as planned
You can always order an air strike on command
Gratify your ego
Blood on the sand
Blood on your hands
Blood on command
Idiots
I own your ass now
At least I'm not George Bush
I got Osama

Because fear
Military cheer

Are you doing well?
My lies
I got one shot left
Yeehaw!

Yeehaw!
Sucker
Stupid tool
Coward
Failure
Foolish
Squander
Ugly American

Liberals you believe your own bullshit
Bullshit
On the right its ignorance
One the left it's naiveté
Bullshit
They make it easy for someone like me who cares about nothing but power
I'm really good at killing people
I'm really good
Bullshit
Killing people
Bullshit
Mofo

Blah blah blah blah blah

Friday, May 01, 2015

Drunk And Armed - Dance With Honk E.P.

In honor of May Day 2015, Drunk And Armed is releasing a new (complete) 3 song E.P. will have you shuffling your feet, waving your arms around like you are Drunk And Armed, and stomping around just like Honk E.!  (Remember to retract your switchblades and put your guns on "safe".)

You might note these tracks don't have any guitars.  I have been recently suffering from tendinitis in my right hand, so keyboards are it here (although I did play my bass last night and am only a little sore).

Tracks
1. The Honky Dance (Alternative Extended Dance Re-Mix)

My family complained they couldn't understand the words of the original album version, which used multiple layered vocals.  They still can't!  ("My daddy is so weird!")  But here's an extended dance re-mix for your auditory enjoyment (or not).

Credits:
Words: Kareem with SRL (Honking)
Music: SRL aka "Honk E."
Performed by Honk E.

Downloads:
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2. Boring (But Not Dull)
"I might be boring, but at least I'm not dull."

Credits:
Words & Music: SRL aka. "Honk E."
Performed by Honk E.

Downloads:
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3. XRAY!
An instrumental!

Credits:
Music: SRL aka. "Honk E."
Performed by Honk E.

Downloads:
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All Tracks Torrent

Here the tracks (not in album order, sadly).

Friday, March 13, 2015

Drunk And Armed - "The Honky Dance"

15 years in the making.  The Honky Dance is now a reality!  It might look easy but it's not.   Although "inspired" by the Humpty Dance by the Digital Underground, I did not want a cover song, which would not have worked with all the honking, which is my favorite part. In 2002, I met a cat named Kareem, who I asked to pen a rap.  The result is a "song written by a black man sung by a white dude."  The papers (see photos below) sat around with a bunch of my stuff for years.  Occasionally, I would try to "honkify" it, but it was not until recently that I could figure out what to do with it.  I was suffering from tendinitis in my right hand, so I only played the keyboard with one hand.  The result was something I thought I could use, and I next supplied the lovely vocals.  I like it.  It sounds pretty good.  It makes me chuckle, and makes my feet feeling like stomping along.  Maybe it will for you too?



Drunk And Armed - "The Honky Dance"
Track 6 of "The Second Term E.P."
Credits:
Written by Kareem (concept by SRL)
Music by SRL
Vox, Keyboard/Synth, Engineered by SRL
Intro by BHO

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Wednesday, October 15, 2014