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Gliese 581g (2013)

Actors: Eric Carpenter (actor), Lia Odette (editor), Lia Odette (writer), Lia Odette (director), Lia Odette (producer), Lia Odette (producer), Cean Okada (actress), Ashley Clarke (actor),

Genres: Drama, Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Short,

Bloodsucka Jones (2013)

Actors: Mindy Robinson (actress), Randy Van Dyke (actor), Tawny Amber Young (actress), Ray Chavez Jr. (actor), Alain Azoulay (actor), Jeff Trenkle (actor), Melle Hartley (actress), Cassidy Mack (actress), Devin Goodsell (actor), Chelsea Cook (actress), Lana Gautier (actress), Whitney Nielsen (actress), William Cutting (actor), Cristina Valle (actress), Chelsea Edmundson (actor),

Plot: Bloodsucka Jones the baddest vampire hunter on the planet and his trusty sidekick Vanessa help a couple of idiots fight an army of vampires in one hell of a horror comedy so if you love graphic violence, kids cursing, and nudity then this is the film for you.

Genres: Comedy, Horror,

Quotes:

Bloodsucka Jones: That which does not kill you, makes you awesome.

Teddy Bear, Teddy Bear, Say Goodnight (2010)

Actors: Rebecca Strom (actress), Rebecca Strom (producer), Jordan Keith (writer), Jordan Keith (actor), Jordan Keith (producer), Janin Palahicky (editor), Janin Palahicky (producer), Janin Palahicky (composer), Janin Palahicky (director), Melissa Oei (actress), Paula Burrows (actress), Taylor Ashdown (actor), Jordyn Ashdown (actor),

Genres: Drama, Horror, Short, Thriller,

Chainsaw Sofa Exorcist (2009)

Actors: Brian McCulley (miscellaneous crew), Rachel Levine (actress), Benjamin Kroger (actor), Laramie Williams (actor), Robert A. Webb (producer), Kathryn Gould (actress), Robert A. Webb (writer), Robert A. Webb (actor), Kathryn Gould (miscellaneous crew), Chris Coughlin (actor), Laurie Clemens (actor), Helen Trencher (actress), Ashley Henkle (actress), Jeremy Philip Holt (composer), Jeremy Philip Holt (editor),

Plot: This is the story of Don, who owns CSE, Inc., which specializes in furniture possessions, repossessions and removals. This is all well and good, except that Don has a deep abiding fear of sofas, stemming from an unfortunate yet tragic event some fifteen years ago. When the job of a lifetime comes along, Don tries to turn it down. But his buxom, beautiful, yet classy secretary, Sophie, who has a soft spot in her heart for Don, convinces him that the consequences of his not taking the job will be far more painful than facing his fears. Don reluctantly agrees and goes to see the client. From here we learn of Don's terror and its cause. With the support of a "true love" that transcends time and death, Don is able to confront the possessed sofa and fight the ultimate (well, at least so far) battle.

Genres: Short,

Strange Bedfellows (2004)

Actors: Roy Billing (actor), Pete Postlethwaite (actor), Michael Carman (actor), Peter Carrodus (editor), Dale Cornelius (composer), Paul Hogan (actor), Serena Gattuso (miscellaneous crew), Monica Maughan (actress), Jane Forbes (miscellaneous crew), Michael Caton (actor), Stewart Faichney (producer), Rob Carlton (actor), Dean Murphy (producer), Dean Murphy (writer), Stewart Faichney (actor),

Plot: A struggling widower businessman finds a new tax loophole offered in Australia to same sex couples. Needing a tax break, he cajoles his best friend, also a widower, into filing papers indicating they are a gay couple living together and assuring him that the small town (population 652) they live in will never have a clue. However, their return letter from the government pops open and the town busybody soon has it spread all over town without the two men's knowledge. Meanwhile, the letter tells the men that a tax inspector will be coming to investigate their claim. The two decide they have to learn to act gay, so they get lessons from a local hair dresser and visit a gay nightclub in Sydney.

Keywords: australia, bar, gay, gay-interest, posing-as-a-gay-couple, pretending-to-be-a-couple, pretending-to-be-gay, sydney-australia
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: They're close mates, but not that close. A laugh OUT loud comedy

Quotes:

Ralph Williams: Now, I know some of you are wondering what's going on, and others have probably made up their minds up already. But for starters, I like you to welcome some friends of Vince and mine from Sydney. They're all wonderful people, that I know you're gonna love, once you get to know them. Okay, now I understand there has a bit of speculation around town about Vince Hopgood and myself. And it's nobody's business but ours what goes on between Vince and I. We've been mates since we were kids. Most of you have knows us all your lives. Crikey, we've lived and worked amongst you for years. That's what you should be judging us by, not about what may or may not happen between us in private. Vince has been part of every important event in my life: he was my best man; he was there when my daughter was born; and when my wife, Helen, passed away. He was a tower of strength for me. See it doesn't matter who you are, if you have one real friend in your life, one person you can truly trust, then you are very lucky indeed. Vince Hopgood, as been the best mate a man could have. And yes, for anyone out there who is interested, I love him, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

Ralph Williams: Vince! We're fucked!::Vince Hopgood: No. Look, I'll keep Faith away from Russell; you come up with an excuse for the dancing; the ball will be finished, and we're done. [Ralph and Vince's gay friends from Sydney arrive on motorcycles] We're fucked.

Sales Assistant: You look... divine. They seem to fit very well.::Vince Hopgood: Yeah. Turn around.::Ralph Williams: Nah.::Vince Hopgood: C'mon mate, turn around.::Ralph Williams: Nah.::Vince Hopgood: Ralphie... c'mon, turn around.::Ralph Williams: [firmly] No!::Sales Assistant: Perhaps I can find a pair with the bum still in them. That might help.::Ralph Williams: Yeah, that'll be lovely. Thank you.

Ralph Williams: Vince, you are not gay. I am not gay. This bloke is gonna be an expert on gayness! [Sits down, head in his hands] He's probably done a course on it.

Vince Hopgood: Bloody women.

The Perfect Son (2000)

Actors: Colm Feore (actor), Karen Robinson (actress), John Boylan (actor), Glenn Berman (editor), Chandra West (actress), Ron Sures (composer), Allan Levine (producer), David Cubitt (actor), Linda Muir (costume designer), David Lawrence (miscellaneous crew), Jennifer Jonas (producer), Yan Feldman (actor), Johanna Weinstein (miscellaneous crew), Trent McMullen (actor), Tony Johnston (producer),

Genres: Drama,

Little Women (1994)

Actors: Tegan Moss (actress), Samantha Mathis (actress), Eric Stoltz (actor), Matthew Walker (actor), Claire Danes (actress), Andrea Libman (actress), Kirsten Dunst (actress), Christian Bale (actor), Gabriel Byrne (actor), Donal Logue (actor), Eric Bruno Borgman (actor), John Neville (actor), Jay Brazeau (actor), Susan Sarandon (actress), Winona Ryder (actress),

Plot: With their father away fighting in the Civil War, Jo, Meg, Beth and Amy grow up with their mother in somewhat reduced circumstances. They are a close family who inevitably have their squabbles and tragedies. But the bond holds even when, later, men friends start to become a part of the household.

Keywords: 1860s, 19th-century, acting, affection, american-civil-war, artist, baby, based-on-novel, binoculars, birth
Genres: Drama, Romance,
Taglines: The story that has Lived in our hearts For generations, Now comes to the screen For the holidays Save a place in your heart for the unforgettable story of these... LITTLE WOMEN

Quotes:

Amy: You don't need scores of suitors. You need only one... if he's the right one.

Laurie: I'm quite taken by that one.::Jo: That's Meg!::Laurie: Meg.::Jo: That's my sister. She's completely bald in front.

Friedrich Bhaer: You must write from life, from the depths of your soul!

John Brooke: Over the mysteries of female life there is drawn a veil best left undisturbed.

Laurie: Someday you'll find a man, a good man, and you'll love him, and marry him, and live and die for him. And I'll be hanged if I stand by and watch.

Beth: I know I shall be homesick for you even in Heaven.

Josephine 'Jo' March: I won't have a sister who is a lazy ignoramus.

Josephine 'Jo' March: You plastered yourself on him!::Meg March: It's proper to take a gentleman's arm if it's offered!

[Meg has twisted her ankle and Laurie took her home in his carriage]::Amy: He put snow on your ankle? With his own hands?::Marmee: I won't have my girls being silly about boys. To bed! Jo dear.::Amy: Everything lovely happens to Meg.::Meg: [Sarcastically] Oh yes, indeed.

Laurie: Hello! Jo! Come over here. You too, Meg. It's dull as tombs around here.

Death in Brunswick (1990)

Actors: Bryce Menzies (producer), Sam Neill (actor), John Clarke (actor), John Fox (miscellaneous crew), Timothy White (producer), Zoe Carides (actress), Deborah Kennedy (actress), Nick Lathouris (actor), Neil Thumpston (editor), Denis Moore (actor), Lynda House (producer), Yvonne Lawley (actress), John Ruane (writer), John Ruane (director), Nicholas Papademetriou (actor),

Plot: Carl Fitzgerald is down-on-his-luck until he meets Sophie, a beautiful Greek girl. He gets a job as a cook, but accidentally kills fellow worker Mustafa. He turns to his unscrupulous best friend for help and together they attempt to dispose of the body.

Keywords: australia, black-comedy, independent-film
Genres: Comedy, Crime, Thriller,
Taglines: Carl's life is a minefield. Dave's in charge of damage control.

Quotes:

Sophie Papafogos: We all thought you were a poof.

Dave: Was that you?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: No.::Dave: Must've been me. Sorry.

Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: I've met this girl, this gorgeous, greek girl... Sophie. And she looks like one of them 60s filmstars.::Dave: Gina Lollobrigida?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: That's right! Gina Lollobrigida.::Dave: How old is she?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She's beautiful, really beautiful.::Dave: How old is she?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She likes me.::Dave: How old is she, Carl?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: She's... 19, Dave. And... I think I'm in love.::Dave: Take it easy, mate. Last time you were in love you got married.

Dave: So when did you meet her?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Yesterday.::Dave: Oh, it's fairly serious, then.

June: You're hopeless, Carl. Hopeless. When are you gonna grow up?

Mrs. Fitzgerald: You'd want to eat more fruit. You look... blocked up.

Mrs. Fitzgerald: Did you find your magazines?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: I only read them for the interviews, mother.

Sophie Papafogos: Whatcha doing?::Carl 'Cookie' Fitzgerald: Nothing much. Just sittin' around... thinking about you.

Mrs. Fitzgerald: She's exceedingly common I can imagine!

Cousin Con: I knew this was gonna happen!::Sophie Papafogos: Shut up!

Cider with Rosie (1971)

Actors: Rosemary Leach (actress), Michael Robbins (actor), Mary Merrall (actress), Hugh Whitemore (writer), Louise Jameson (actress), Wilfred Josephs (composer), John Franklyn-Robbins (actor), Catherine Lacey (actress), Carl Bernard (actor), Freda Dowie (actress), Carol MacReady (actress), Claude Whatham (director), Trevor Bannister (actor), Mike Pratt (actor), Ron Hackett (actor),

Genres: ,

Little Men (1934)

Actors: Ken Goldsmith (writer), Hattie McDaniel (actress), Nat Levine (producer), Gustav von Seyffertitz (actor), Tommy Bupp (actor), Richard Quine (actor), Margaret Mann (actress), David Durand (actor), Irving Bacon (actor), George Ernest (actor), Frankie Darro (actor), Dickie Jones (actor), Dickie Moore (actor), Ralph Morgan (actor), Hugo Riesenfeld (composer),

Plot: The former Jo March and her husband Professor Bhaer operate the Plumfield School for homeless boys. One of the boys, Nat, invites Dan, a street kid, to come to the school, where the boys are all loved and well cared for. Dan is a young tough, but his heart is good, and when he is accused of theft at the school, Jo continues to believe in him and that the true thief will be found out.

Keywords: based-on-novel, sequel
Genres: Drama,