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June 9th, 2016 at 10:52 am
You’ve heard that saying:
“Once you go black …
He’s behind your back!”
BEHIND YOU!
June 9th, 2016 at 11:29 am
Enslaved on the planet Stereotypica, tomorrow’s most beautiful courtesan unleashes the power of her goods.
June 9th, 2016 at 12:25 pm
I’m trying to find a level on which this ISN’T offensive.
June 9th, 2016 at 1:16 pm
Someone went and made a collage of English, French, and German Silistra covers. Vive la Grande Fornicatrice de Silistra.
https://www.blackgate.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/03/Collage-of-Silsitra-covers-Bonadonna.jpg
June 9th, 2016 at 2:17 pm
Well she may be tomorrow’s most beautiful courtesan, but today she’s just cheap eye candy for adolescent boys with self-esteem issues.
June 9th, 2016 at 2:56 pm
I hope the high couch has an equally high pouffe of Silistra to rest the feet upon.
June 9th, 2016 at 4:01 pm
They’re actually two inches high and standing on the head of Alfred E Neuman.
June 9th, 2016 at 4:07 pm
Talking of teenage lads, if Quentin Tarantino made an epic fantasy film it should look like this.
June 9th, 2016 at 4:17 pm
@Tat Wood— 😉
Although, come to think of it, that sword point’s gotta hurt a bit.
June 9th, 2016 at 5:35 pm
Comparing our young lady’s arm and thigh dimensions I am sorry to say that she is suffering from Flandry-arm-itis. I don’t think she has the strength to even lift that sword.
June 9th, 2016 at 5:39 pm
That’s a typo. It’s actually the High Conch of Silistra, and it’s all about marine molluscs.
June 9th, 2016 at 5:43 pm
@DSWBT – Actually the typo should be High Cooch of Silistra and it’s about … oh never mind.
June 9th, 2016 at 6:29 pm
Well no wonder she’s wearing chainmail lingerie. She looks like she wants to do something REALLY inappropriate with that sword.
I find myself distinctly unimpressed by Clichéopia.
June 9th, 2016 at 9:47 pm
Thankfully, no chainmail brassiere; I’m not partial to scar-tissue.
June 9th, 2016 at 10:38 pm
This has been bothering me, so I looked up ‘couch’ to see if it had an archaic meaning lost in the gloss (like ‘nice’ or ‘halcyon’ or some such). Nothing synonymous with ‘queen’ or ‘satrap’ or ‘fize’. The closest that I could find is ‘a layer of grain, usually barley, spread to germinate’ prior to malting.
Spreading to germinate would explain her pose.
June 9th, 2016 at 10:42 pm
@Dead Stuff: maybe it’s like ‘divan’ as the name for the Ottoman court, a choice that backfired when ‘Ottoman’ also became a name of an item of furniture.
Or perhaps it’s their throne, well-upholstered and with loose change under the cushion.
June 10th, 2016 at 3:59 am
Must be awkward when she & Stella Star turn up at a party wearing the same f-me boots.
June 10th, 2016 at 4:52 am
Once again, the choice of weaponry made of gold, a soft, heavy metal that doesn’t really take much of an edge, has to be questioned. Unless you’re dropping it on someone from high up it’s worse than useless. It’s definitely not going to be very practical in hand-to-hand combat.
June 10th, 2016 at 6:18 am
“1849 Jrnl. Royal Agric. Soc. 10 i. 178: The gleans [of hemp] are lifted on to the ground, and form a couch. If suffered to remain longer in the couch it heats and rots.”
So it goes on Silistra.
June 10th, 2016 at 3:47 pm
@Tat Wood: Two options, either only gold-plated, or Imperial gold. Otherwise you’re out of luck.
June 15th, 2016 at 7:52 pm
The book they found under Andrea Dworkin’s bed after she had passed away.
July 1st, 2016 at 4:08 pm
Having stopped the runaway meatball halfway down the canyon, Cleo paused to pose dramatically while Ivan merely caught his breath.