I used to slink through the means streets of Multiculturalbourne neo-paralysed by an abject fear of ...assault by a gaggle of malodorous, marijuana-smoking, anarcho-syndicalist, tax-payer funded benefit recipients ostentatiously wardrobed, replete with sheepskin sleeveless jacket over a black hoodie, K-mart looted skinny jeans and ox-blood 10-hole Dr. Marten's boots. I was a quivering, snivelling wreck! But since I tripled it up with the one true flag inspired by the Five Flag General, the blows struck by greasy, whiny, snot-faced uni student chai-breaths melt like snowflakes upon impact. Now I stride the streets safe in the knowledge that I, like a miilion of my compatriots, am totally unbashable! Mehr anzeigen

Fucking excellent flag. Especially good for carrying around the ashes of fallen Anzacs - tie up it l...ike a homeless persons bindle when you go on your Kokoda walk so you can tell everyone how fucking true blue you are and how much you respect our beloved Anzacs.
Emits triple the energy when you burn it due to all the layering of stars and crosses - burns especially well at Gallipoli. Would buy and burn again. Mehr anzeigen

Superb flag. My brother bought me a flag for my birthday so I wouldn't get shot in the face. He st...ill didn't have his own though, and got shot in the face. We quickly wrapped his head in the flag, left it for a few days, and his face grew back. Such is the power of the triple. Mehr anzeigen