Rugby League

Malcolm Knox
Court date: Jason Taumalolo of the Cowboys.

In the stupid stakes, trust league players to eggs-cel

It will surprise no-one when Strike Force Nuralda, the NSW police investigation into match-fixing in rugby league, discovers that criminal gangs have started issuing breach notices to their members to warn them against consorting with footballers. No self-respecting evil genius can afford to be seen with an NRL player now.    

Spotlight: Corey Norman appears at the Sydney Downing Centre Local Court on drug charges on Wednesday.

Crime and punishment, NRL-style

The rugby league season has been a conduit for a roaming moral vigilantism; a witch-hunt for bad people, from Mitchell Pearce to Corey Norman.

Shot at glory: Paul Gallen has endured years of defeat that would have sapped the spirit of weaker men.

Time to jump on the Sharks

Now all that midseason flim-flam is over, rugby league fans can knuckle down to the serious business of cheering for whichever team offends them least.

New dream: Jarryd Hayne trains with the Fiji sevens side.

Why I'm over the Hayne fairytale

But at least he made the NFL, didn't he? Or you could say, the whole thing was a marketing scam to suck in all of us who wanted to believe the best of people.

Trouble with the Kiwis: Cameron Smith.

Mal needs Kangaroos to play like Maroons

The best rugby league team in the world is not Australia, or New Zealand. It's Queensland. They know it, you know it. Mal knows it. Question is: How can he change it?