The Best Years of Our Lives (1946)

Actors: Tom Dugan (actor), Hal K. Dawson (actor), Jimmy Ames (actor), Lester Dorr (actor), Al Bridge (actor), Roy Darmour (actor), Don Beddoe (actor), Harry Cheshire (actor), Dana Andrews (actor), Clancy Cooper (actor), Ray Collins (actor), James Conaty (actor), Heinie Conklin (actor), Walter Baldwin (actor), Edward Earle (actor),

Plot: The story concentrates on the social re-adjustment of three World War II servicemen, each from a different station of society. Al Stephenson returns to an influential banking position, but finds it hard to reconcile his loyalties to ex-servicemen with new commercial realities. Fred Derry is an ordinary working man who finds it difficult to hold down a job or pick up the threads of his marriage. Having had both hands burnt off during the war, Homer Parrish is unsure that his fiancée's feelings are still those of love and not those of pity. Each of the veterans faces a crisis upon his arrival, and each crisis is a microcosm of the experiences of many American warriors who found an alien world awaiting them when they came marching home.

Keywords: abandoned-airplane, adultery, airplane, airplane-graveyard, airport, alcoholism, american-flag, american-football-player, americana, amputee
Genres: Drama, Romance, War,
Taglines: THE SCREEN'S GREATEST LOVE STORY IS THE BEST FILM THIS YEAR FROM HOLLYWOOD! Samuel Goldwyn's greatest production The Most Honored Picture of All Time (1954 widescreen reissue) Three wonderful loves in the best picture of the year! Filled with all the love and warmth and joy. . .the human heart can hold!

Quotes:

[after Peggy tells her parents that they never had any trouble in their relationship]::Milly Stephenson: "We never had any trouble." How many times have I told you I hated you and believed it in my heart? How many times have you said you were sick and tired of me; that we were all washed up? How many times have we had to fall in love all over again?

Al Stephenson: I've seen nothing, I should have stayed at home and found out what was really going on.

Rob Stephenson: We've been having lectures in atomic energy at school, and Mr. McLaughlin, he's our physics teacher, he says that we've reached a point where the whole human race has either got to find a way to live together, or else uhm...

[last lines]::Fred Derry: You know what it'll be, don't you, Peggy? It may take us years to get anywhere. We'll have no money, no decent place to live. We'll have to work, get kicked around.

Peggy Stephenson: I've made up my mind.::Al Stephenson: Good girl.::Milly Stephenson: To do what?::Peggy Stephenson: I'm going to break that marriage up! I can't stand it seeing Fred tied to a woman he doesn't love and who doesn't love him. Oh, it's horrible for him. It's humiliating and it's killing his spirit. Somebody's got to help him.

Marie Derry: Say, who is this Peggy Stephenson?::Fred Derry: She's a girl.::Marie Derry: I didn't think she was a kangaroo!

Homer Parrish: I didn't see much of the war... I was stationed in a repair shop below decks. Oh, I was in plenty of battles, but I never saw a Jap or heard a shell coming at me. When we were sunk, all I know is there was a lot of fire and explosions. And I was ordered topsides and overboard. And I was burned. When I came to, I was on a cruiser. My hands were off. After that, I had it easy... That's what I said. They took care of me fine. They trained me to use these things. I can dial telephones, I can drive a car, I can even put nickels in the jukebox. I'm all right, but... well, you see, I've got a girl.

Fred Derry: You gotta hand it to the Navy; they sure trained that kid how to use those hooks.::Al Stephenson: They couldn't train him to put his arms around his girl, or to stroke her hair.

Milly Stephenson: What do you think of the children?::Al Stephenson: Children? I don't recognize 'em. They've grown so old.::Milly Stephenson: I tried to stop them, to keep them just as they were when you left, but they got away from me.

Al Stephenson: You know, I had a dream. I dreamt I was home. I've had that same dream hundreds of times before. This time, I wanted to find out if it's really true. Am I really home?

Charlie Chan in Panama (1940)

Actors: Lionel Atwill (actor), Eddie Acuff (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Brooks Benedict (actor), Lane Chandler (actor), Jimmy Aubrey (actor), Donald Douglas (actor), Franklyn Farnum (actor), Edward Gargan (actor), Harold Goodwin (actor), Chuck Hamilton (actor), Edward Keane (actor), Jack La Rue (actor), Chris-Pin Martin (actor), Alberto Morin (actor),

Plot: Charlie impersonates a shop owner to foil an espionage plot which would destroy part of the Panama Canal, trapping a Navy fleet on its way to the Pacific after maneuvers in the Atlantic.

Keywords: asian-comedian, asian-detective, asian-hero, blackmail, bubonic-plague, cabaret, character-name-in-title, chinese-hero, cigarette-smoking, countess
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Crime, Drama, Mystery, Thriller,
Taglines: Charlie Chan Defies the Enemies of America!!! One puff from a deadly cigarette... and the fleet is marked for doom!

Quotes:

Charlie Chan: Bad alibi like dead fish - cannot stand test of time.

Jimmy Chan: Pop, is he dead?::Charlie Chan: No heart strong enough to hold bullet.

Jimmy Chan: [after being kicked by his father while playing dice] How'd you know it was me?::Charlie Chan: Frequent spankings have made offspring's anatomy most familiar.

Charlie Chan: [Last lines] Intelligent defense of nation best guarantee for years of peace.

Charlie Chan: Patience leads to knowledge.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.

Our Relations (1936)

Actors: Ray Cooke (actor), Jack Cooper (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Tony Campanaro (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Harry Bernard (actor), Joe Bordeaux (actor), Johnny Arthur (actor), Ernie Alexander (actor), Baldwin Cooke (actor), Jay Belasco (actor), Sammy Brooks (actor), Nick Copeland (actor),

Plot: Unbeknownst to Stanley and Oliver, their long-lost twin brothers, sailors Alfie and Bert are in town on shore leave carrying a valuable pearl ring entrusted to them by their ship's captain. All four get involved in multiple cases of mistaken identity as a gang of hoodlums try to steal the ring Stanley and Oliver wind up with their feet in cement, about to be dumped into the harbor.

Keywords: actor-playing-multiple-roles, attempted-murder, bartender, beer, beer-garden, brother, captain, clothing, drunkenness, falling-into-water
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Fast Furious Funny Full-Length Feature

Quotes:

Stan: Shakespeare.::Ollie: Longfellow.::Ollie: What goes up the chimney?::Stan: Santa Claus.

Mrs. Betty Laurel: I'll have a nice Welsh Rarebit.::Joe Grogan: One Welsh Rarebit.::Stan: With cheese.::Joe Grogan: With... [stares malevolently at Stan]

Ollie: I'll have a nice, tall, cold flagon of beer.::Stan: And two straws.::Joe Grogan: [comes back to the table with beer and straws] That'll be a quarter.::Ollie: A quarter? For this? [indicates the beer]::Joe Grogan: No, ten cents for the beer and fifteen cents for the straws.

Finn: [hands Ollie a bill] Here, have yourselves a fling.::Ollie: A dollar? We can't do much flinging on a dollar.

Ollie: You know, that Laurel is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.::Ollie: [as Bert] The other one is, too. Neither one of them can see any further than the end of their nose. [Ollie and Bert walk off the pier into the bay. Fade out]

Joe Grogan: When they were here the first time, they called themselves Laurel and Hardy.

Mrs. Daphne Hardy: [stops the desert cart] Just a minute.::[to Stan]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Help me this this, you.::[They each pick up a side of a giant birthday cake and drop it on Ollie's head]::Mrs. Daphne Hardy: Happy Birthday to you. Come on, Betty.::[Walks off]::Ollie: Now what did you go and help her for?::Stan: Well I didn't know what she was going to do.::Ollie: [looks into the camera] That's right - you wouldn't.

Ollie: I think I'll have...::Joe Grogan: I know what you two guys are gonna have... [walks off]::Mrs. Betty Laurel: That's an awfully fresh waiter. [Grogan returns and places a beer between Stan and Ollie. The throws two spoons and two straws on the table]

Ollie: Stan took me to see and Punch and Judy show; I haven't seen one of those since I was a kid.