- published: 08 Sep 2016
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Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
- published: 10 May 2016
- views: 844898
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
- published: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 3901978
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
- published: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 2299866
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
- published: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5405223
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
- published: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2649859
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
- published: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3861288
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
- published: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2794091
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw...
And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special guests:
Julie Katz
Mookie Thompson
and Princess Tinkles as herself.
Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen
LYRICS:
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...i'm sorry.
- published: 14 Dec 2009
- views: 3136674
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3:11Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSPSamurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking." Samurai Abstinence Patrol To control all our junk is their one true goal It's a battle for boners and rock and roll Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face) What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party? Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree? And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee? The championship word is "nomenclature" N...O...C...FUCK IT! The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside The girls just went home, the mime probably died Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming Could we really have a future in a world without creaming? All hell broke loose with the insane war cry Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked But the two sides began to have mutual respect "Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam" "You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!" An union was formed between both rival camps And they both started rocking using NSP's amps But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed Samurai Abstinence Patrol Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll Independently conducted by Danny and Brian Is the story over or has it just begun? Has the battle for boning been lost or won? The question is a deep and important one Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"? N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE -
4:09Take On Me - NSP
Take On Me - NSPTake On Me - NSP
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you! -
4:38Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSPEverybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem! -
3:48Dragon Slayer - NSP
Dragon Slayer - NSPDragon Slayer - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Artwork: Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/ NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident. Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon. Lyrics Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case... This guy plays football But I once won the whole super bowl by myself This guy is a weightlifter But I can bench an entire continental shelf That dude is a scientist But I already cured all diseases last week And if that's not enough lemme ask When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast? Oh yeah, I will rock your world Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl! I shall now expose my chest Don't act like you're not impressed How hard did I just seal the deal With my dragon slayer steel Do you feel all my sexy appeal And my story that's so very totally real I rode up to the mountaintop It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air Til I found the Dragon's cave And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch Then I swung my horse like a club And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun Oh yeah, you are now in love With both my dragon slaying nuts I killed a demon with these hands Did I say I'm also in a band? In case you might need more proof I brought the dragon right to you Ooh! it's the one that I slew He'll attest that my story is totally true. Dragon dance! I am a dragon. Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit Girl let's go back to my place Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space Can you guess what's coming next? Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex This is the best day of your life You'll be my dragon slayer wife All right! Now it's time to decide Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight? Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song! -
69:33ＮＳＰ 2002復活ライブ
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4:08Road Trip - NSP
Road Trip - NSPRoad Trip - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Steel Panther - Steel Panther Girl #1 - Katie Scott Arin - Arin Barry - Barry Weatherman - Brian Wecht The Manticore - ??? Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige The Previous Owner - Barry again Palace Guard - yup, still Barry Russian - Lauren Francesca Alien - Lauren Francesca The Crew: Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Choreographer - Maxine Hupy Lyrics: I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down in the very depths of my soul So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags We're going on a cross-country trip ‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date We'll start a meaningful relationship FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!! Let’s hit the road I was so close to personal growth So California here I come I wanna bone across the nation Let's bust a load of summer fun! I porked most of New York I banged 'em silly in Philly I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more I slapped my groin on Des Moines And dropped my phallus in Dallas We’re only halfway through Day Four I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC Bust coconuts on Miami I shot puree on Santa Fe I gave some penix to Phoenix And my nuts rattled Seattle So hard they felt it in LA TAKE THAT! YEAH!!! Now here we are In California These girls are hot And Brian bought us a new yacht (He killed the previous owner) Let’s raise the sail For a gonadventure This boner quest has just begun! I left ‘em smitten in Britain And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina Then things got beejy in Fiji I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden New Zealand got a blast of my semen I did some butt stuff with Russians Until they got a concussion I Banged-ladesh! Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause... I've conquered Earth It is time to move on! Let's take a rocket Find some hot alien sluts (Set phasers to thrust) No time for spacesuits I am way too horny! Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK -
3:40Attitude City - NSP
Attitude City - NSPAttitude City - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - Emily Roche 'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson 'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta Thug 2 - Zan Alda Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Animation by Gregzilla Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros Fan Artwork: Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/ Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/ Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/ Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin) Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart Lyrics: What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this? Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing" And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real Hey! Hey! That's how we're living Welcome to Attitude City Hey! Hey! No fucks are given When you're in Attitude City Hey! Hey! You made the right decision If your goal was to learn how to rock Now sit back as I walk you though My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block Every morning I wake up before the dawn and Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!) Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!) Then I maintain this insane body with weight training Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!) Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad Hey! Hey! No one can faze me! When I'm in Attitude City Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy Daily in Attitude City Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down! Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me? Thank you. Oh what a lovely spring day For you to visit our city Here are some tasty gumdrops And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops) Do come again with your thugs But only if you like bro hugs Here's my wallet Have a nice DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!! HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters Of fuckin' Attitude City! HEY! WE'RE MUCH Harder and faster Than you in Attitude City HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters! For anyone who Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct! ROCK FUCK! Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there... ROCK FUCK! Sorry again. -
3:04Everybody Shut Up - NSP
Everybody Shut Up - NSPEverybody Shut Up - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456 Animation by Gregzilla Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!! Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant... Everybody shut up, I have an erection! It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's at peace No need to call the police Please hold your applause Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan! (Courtroom gasps!) Judge: I will have order in this court! Everybody shut up, I have an erection! If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection This is more important than what you have to say Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me Who could argue a case With so much dick in your face? Please hold your applause Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars And think about your life and just how stupid you are If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star With an amazing penis (penis!) But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch Look! It's still my penis! President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on.... Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection! Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election This is more important than your boring-ass speech For one nation, indivisible under God We all stand together and peep my glorious rod Hey those guys look fun Oh wait are they holding guns? Please hold your -
2:22The Decision - NSP
The Decision - NSPThe Decision - NSP
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw... And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter! Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Julie Katz Mookie Thompson and Princess Tinkles as herself. Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen LYRICS: You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you want sex with a ninja Or sex with a guy like me The choice should be so obvious (Dan) And although he is mysterious (Brian) Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan And is Jewish One other thing... Everyone in the band has an STD Except for me By the process of elimination You can make determinations On who just that might be It's Brian Brian has an STD ...i'm sorry.
NSP
ALBUMS
- ベストコレクション released: 1999
ベストコレクション
Released 1999- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen かげふみ
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 雨は似合わない
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 夕暮れ時はさびしそう
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen コンクリートの壁にはさまれて
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 赤い糸の伝説
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen あせ
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 北北東の風
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen あなたこっちを振り向いて
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen さようなら
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 八十八夜
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 歌は世につれ
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen さくら草 (雪どけ水はつめたくて)
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen シャンテの街
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 線香花火
- add to main playlist Play in Full Screen 弥生つめたい風
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6969 - NSP
Buy the song (& album) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
published: 08 Sep 2016 -
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14 Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht) Lyrics In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!" They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry 500 years later two heroes were born One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best! In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healt...
published: 10 May 2016 -
Take On Me - NSP
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Director of Photography: Gordon Yould Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
published: 23 Feb 2016 -
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17 Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und... Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/ Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission. Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP. Director: Sean Barrett Producer: Jason Serrato Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
published: 01 Mar 2016 -
Dragon Slayer - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - comicbookgirl19 The Dragon - Egoraptor The Unicorn - Barry Kramer The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh The Weightlifter - Marty Benson The Naked Guy - Zan Alda The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler The Manticore - ? Ross - Ross Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Artwork: Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/ NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon Animated bac...
published: 21 Feb 2014 -
ＮＳＰ 2002復活ライブ
published: 22 Feb 2016 -
Road Trip - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party The Cast: Steel Panther - Steel Panther Girl #1 - Katie Scott Arin - Arin Barry - Barry Weatherman - Brian Wecht The Manticore - ??? Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige The Previous Owner - Barry again Palace Guard - yup, still Barry Russian - Lauren Francesca Alien - Lauren Francesca The Crew: Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin Assistant Director - Austin Herring Associate Producer - Jason Serrato Choreographer - Maxine Hupy Lyrics: I met a girl a few weeks ago She's so smart and beautiful When she's around I feel my heart beat Down...
published: 22 Apr 2015 -
Attitude City - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331 Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party Cast: The Lady - Emily Roche 'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson 'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta Thug 2 - Zan Alda Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh Crew: Director - Egoraptor Editor - Kelly Brickner Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow AD - Austin Herring Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy Animation by Gregzilla Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros Fan Artwork: Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/ Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/ Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak...
published: 24 Jun 2014 -
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456 Animation by Gregzilla Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party Lyrics: Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week? Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!! Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant... Everybody shut up, I have an erection! It only happens 87 times a day Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection This is more important than what you have to say Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect Your spirit's at peace No need to call the police Please hold your applause Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidenc...
published: 12 Feb 2015 -
The Decision - NSP
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw... And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter! Starring: Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian) Special guests: Julie Katz Mookie Thompson and Princess Tinkles as herself. Directed by Jim Turner Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen LYRICS: You're probably thinking to yourself "Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!" We know But thank you anyway You're having trouble deciding Which one of us to have sex with That's natural But nice of you to say Well maybe I can help you out Clear up all of your confusing doubts Do you want sex with a ninja Or sex with a guy like me The choice should be so obviou...
published: 14 Dec 2009
6969 - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 9:33
- Updated: 08 Sep 2016
- views: 132008
Buy the song (& album) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
Buy the song (& album) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
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Buy the song (& album) here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city/id1011513492
- published: 08 Sep 2016
- views: 132008
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:11
- Updated: 10 May 2016
- views: 844898
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Writte...
Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
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Buy the song (& album) here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty14
Brandon Turner's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCXRyXeR2PrS2NXFVh9LvetQ
Written, composed, and performed by Ninja Sex Party (Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht)
Lyrics
In the tall skyscrapers of ancient Japan
Lived two great warriors, a dude and a man
Who proclaimed "No sex until you are married!"
They were Arin Neverbone and Samurai Barry
500 years later two heroes were born
One cloaked in blue spandex, the other in scorn
They were Ninja Sex Party, they had but one quest
To bring sex to the masses, cause that shit is the best!
In a super hot orgy with ten girls and a mime
Danny thrusted so hard he ripped a hole in spacetime
Each hump could be seen in the ancient night sky
Graphic shots of Dan's nuts were in healthy supply
Arin and Barry knew they had to act fast
They jumped through to the future cause they were dicks from the past
They landed two feet from where Danny was rocking
And screamed "It's your cock that we now will be blocking."
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
To control all our junk is their one true goal
It's a battle for boners and rock and roll
Ninja Brian will stab them in the soul (and the face)
What could this mean for Ninja Sex Party?
Will our heroes be stopped from their boning spree?
And will Danny get first place in his spelling bee?
The championship word is "nomenclature"
N...O...C...FUCK IT!
The orgy ground to a halt and they took it outside
The girls just went home, the mime probably died
Brian ran straight at Arin while Barry started screaming
Could we really have a future in a world without creaming?
All hell broke loose with the insane war cry
Arin soared through the air, apparently he can fly
Danny french kissed a girl like he was king of Versailles
And Brian stabbed some random guy with a different guy
The battle raged on 'til the city was wrecked
But the two sides began to have mutual respect
"Goddamn" Arin yelled "You must sure love to slam"
"You don't even know!" said Danny "That shit is my jam!"
An union was formed between both rival camps
And they both started rocking using NSP's amps
But the ceasefire ended, and the battle resumed
Cause Danny whipped out his nuts and the alliance was doomed
Samurai Abstinence Patrol
Now their tale will be passed down in sacred scrolls
They were voted "Most Douchey" in a recent poll
Independently conducted by Danny and Brian
Is the story over or has it just begun?
Has the battle for boning been lost or won?
The question is a deep and important one
Just like how in God's name do you spell "nomenclature"?
N...R THIS IS LITERALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE
- published: 10 May 2016
- views: 844898
Take On Me - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:09
- Updated: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 3901978
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: ht...
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
wn.com/Take On Me Nsp
Order the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by a-ha. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Director of Photography: Gordon Yould
Prop Master: Ryan Kaercher
If you're reading this, you're cool. We love you!
- published: 23 Feb 2016
- views: 3901978
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:38
- Updated: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 2299866
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: htt...
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
wn.com/Everybody Wants To Rule The World Nsp
Oder the CD here: http://www.cdbaby.com/cd/ninjasexparty17
Or on iTunes here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/und...
Check out more music from TWRP here: https://twrp.bandcamp.com/
Original song written by Tears for Fears. Used with permission.
Performed by Ninja Sex Party and TWRP.
Director: Sean Barrett
Producer: Jason Serrato
Production Manager: Svetlana Dekic
Thanks for reading the credits. You're a gem!
- published: 01 Mar 2016
- views: 2299866
Dragon Slayer - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:48
- Updated: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5405223
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/dragon-slayer/id821450225?i=821450228
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - comicbookgirl19
The Dragon - Egoraptor
The Unicorn - Barry Kramer
The Football Player - Ben Bizuneh
The Weightlifter - Marty Benson
The Naked Guy - Zan Alda
The Scientist - Tyson Wheeler
The Manticore - ?
Ross - Ross
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Artwork:
Dragon artwork by Tom Wood - tomwoodfantasyart.com
Painted backgrounds by Kovah - kovah.co.uk with permission from Centration - centration.co/
NSP Dragon Slayer painting by Katie Scott - facebook.com/katiescottart
Photograph backgrounds by Zack Lyon
Animated backgrounds by Footage Island and Miss After Effects
Additional artwork by: Douglas Heriot, Eric, Benwebboz, openclipart.com
Stock footage by dreamstime.com and pond5.com
Explosions and fire VFX by Detonation Films and Video Copilot Action Essentials
Extra special thanks to Holly Conrad for her amazing sword that we broke totally by accident.
Opening party music: "Son of A Rocket" by Kevin MacLoed - incompetech.com
Special thanks to Tom Wood, Kovah, Centration, and Zack Lyon.
Lyrics
Why hello there. You're a very attractive young lady. I'd like to ask you out on the hottest of dates. I see that you have a lot of other gentlemen suitors. Allow me to make my case...
This guy plays football
But I once won the whole super bowl by myself
This guy is a weightlifter
But I can bench an entire continental shelf
That dude is a scientist
But I already cured all diseases last week
And if that's not enough lemme ask
When was last time one of these dicks killed a motherfuckin' mythical beast?
Oh yeah, I will rock your world
Cause I'm a dragon slayer, girl!
I shall now expose my chest
Don't act like you're not impressed
How hard did I just seal the deal
With my dragon slayer steel
Do you feel all my sexy appeal
And my story that's so very totally real
I rode up to the mountaintop
It was ninety million hundred fifty thousand hundred feet in the air
Til I found the Dragon's cave
And I fought through his army of awesome karate bears
The Dragon's breath was a blast from hell
And we fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch
Then I swung my horse like a club
And it caused a sonic boom that ruptured space and then exploded the sun
Oh yeah, you are now in love
With both my dragon slaying nuts
I killed a demon with these hands
Did I say I'm also in a band?
In case you might need more proof
I brought the dragon right to you
Ooh! it's the one that I slew
He'll attest that my story is totally true.
Dragon dance!
I am a dragon.
Not some guy Dan met at the bus station in a dragon suit
Girl let's go back to my place
Nothing fancy, just a huge mansion in space
Can you guess what's coming next?
Here's a hint: I'm talking about sex
This is the best day of your life
You'll be my dragon slayer wife
All right! Now it's time to decide
Which lucky one of us is gonna be your lover tonight?
Oh, I see you've chosen the football player. And the scientist. And apparently the weightlifter as well. And the dragon. And Ninja Brian. And the Manticore!? He wasn't even in this song!
- published: 21 Feb 2014
- views: 5405223
ＮＳＰ 2002復活ライブ
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 69:33
- Updated: 22 Feb 2016
- views: 46192
- published: 22 Feb 2016
- views: 46192
Road Trip - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 4:08
- Updated: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2649859
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Stee...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
wn.com/Road Trip Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/road-trip-single/id986477944
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
The Cast:
Steel Panther - Steel Panther
Girl #1 - Katie Scott
Arin - Arin
Barry - Barry
Weatherman - Brian Wecht
The Manticore - ???
Bikini Girls - Lauren Francesca ( http://www.youtube.com/iwantmylauren ) and Kristen Ige
The Previous Owner - Barry again
Palace Guard - yup, still Barry
Russian - Lauren Francesca
Alien - Lauren Francesca
The Crew:
Directors - Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson & Aaron Umetani
Editing & Visual Effects - Garret Fallin
Assistant Director - Austin Herring
Associate Producer - Jason Serrato
Choreographer - Maxine Hupy
Lyrics:
I met a girl a few weeks ago
She's so smart and beautiful
When she's around I feel my heart beat
Down in the very depths of my soul
So c-c-c-c-c'mon Ninja Brian pack your bags
We're going on a cross-country trip
‘Cause if this girl and I go on one more date
We'll start a meaningful relationship
FUCK THAT! WOOOOO!!!
Let’s hit the road
I was so close to personal growth
So California here I come
I wanna bone across the nation
Let's bust a load of summer fun!
I porked most of New York
I banged 'em silly in Philly
I had ‘em screaming for Balti-more
I slapped my groin on Des Moines
And dropped my phallus in Dallas
We’re only halfway through Day Four
I g-g-g-g-gave some C to DC
Bust coconuts on Miami
I shot puree on Santa Fe
I gave some penix to Phoenix
And my nuts rattled Seattle
So hard they felt it in LA
TAKE THAT! YEAH!!!
Now here we are
In California
These girls are hot
And Brian bought us a new yacht
(He killed the previous owner)
Let’s raise the sail
For a gonadventure
This boner quest has just begun!
I left ‘em smitten in Britain
And had sex so hard with Lima it landed in Argentina
Then things got beejy in Fiji
I had a four-way in Norway and started breedin’ with Sweden
New Zealand got a blast of my semen
I did some butt stuff with Russians
Until they got a concussion
I Banged-ladesh!
Now there's only one way to keep things fresh, ‘cause...
I've conquered Earth
It is time to move on!
Let's take a rocket
Find some hot alien sluts
(Set phasers to thrust)
No time for spacesuits
I am way too horny!
Let's show this galaxy what's HAUKKKKKKKKK
- published: 22 Apr 2015
- views: 2649859
Attitude City - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:40
- Updated: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3861288
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
wn.com/Attitude City Nsp
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/attitude-city-single/id890079331
Written, performed, and musically composed by Ninja Sex Party
Cast:
The Lady - Emily Roche
'Tude Bro - Arin Hanson
'Tude Dude - Barry Kramer
Danny's Grandma - Granny Sexbang
Thug 1 - Rodrigo Huerta
Thug 2 - Zan Alda
Thug 3 - Ben Bizuneh
Crew:
Director - Egoraptor
Editor - Kelly Brickner
Super Awesome props and "So Tuff" tattoo - Suzy Berhow
AD - Austin Herring
Gaffer/Swing - Carman Spoto
Dance Choreography by Maxine Hupy
Animation by Gregzilla
Acoustic Guitar Breakdown performed by Super Guitar Bros - www.youtube.com/SuperGuitarBros
Fan Artwork:
Dinosaur Laser Fight by Matt Synowicz: http://mattsynowicz.tumblr.com/
Kawaii Danny by http://sorathepanda.deviantart.com/
Buttmageddon Poster by Jay Spiwak: http://jspiwak.tumblr.com
NSP (Ninja Brian Birthday Pic) by Leeann Hamilton: http://thecoolbean.net/
Sexy garage dinosaurs by Lulu Kachuu (aka Aazumin)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Brian by Katie Scott Art: http://instagram.com/katiescottart
Lyrics:
What's up baby? You're a very sexy lady
What's a good girl like you doing in a 'hood like this?
Your life's in danger every enemy's a stranger
But good for you I rule this town with my iron fists
Check my sunglasses for proof that I kick some asses
No more classes, you've been schooled and now you know the deal
Everyone here has a black belt in "Amazing"
And diplomas from The University of Fucking Keepin' it Real
Hey! Hey! That's how we're living
Welcome to Attitude City
Hey! Hey! No fucks are given
When you're in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! You made the right decision
If your goal was to learn how to rock
Now sit back as I walk you though
My life as the baddest fuckin' dude on the block
Every morning I wake up before the dawn and
Run a half a mile in forty seven minutes flat (Unh!)
Then shit gets crazy, I water my grandma's daisies
And sit down with her for biscuits and have a nice chat (Fuck yeah!)
Then I maintain this insane body with weight training
Can't contain me! Put five pounds up on that barbell rack! (Do it!)
Just ask my mother, I am one tough fuckin' fucker
And if I have scary dreams I can just go to sleep between her and dad
Hey! Hey! No one can faze me!
When I'm in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! This shit gets crazy
Daily in Attitude City
Hey! Hey! My rock is fuckin' tasty...but here come some tough
Guys from the town, trying to steal my crown
I'll take on your whole bitchass gang, now let's throw the fuck down!
Ninja Brian, would you lay down a sick flute solo for me?
Thank you.
Oh what a lovely spring day
For you to visit our city
Here are some tasty gumdrops
And rainbow colored lollipops (lollipops)
Do come again with your thugs
But only if you like bro hugs
Here's my wallet
Have a nice
DAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!
HEY! THAT'S RIGHT! We are the masters
Of fuckin' Attitude City!
HEY! WE'RE MUCH
Harder and faster
Than you in Attitude City
HEY! WE ARE nightmare disasters!
For anyone who
Shows disrespect, girl your life we'll protect
And if you think we're awesome then you are extremely correct!
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry, I don't know why we said fuck there...
ROCK FUCK!
Sorry again.
- published: 24 Jun 2014
- views: 3861288
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 3:04
- Updated: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2794091
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by...
Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
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Buy the song here: https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/everybody-shut-up-i-have-erection/id635112361?i=635112456
Animation by Gregzilla
Written and performed by Ninja Sex Party
Lyrics:
Jenny: OH MY GOD Stacey! Did I tell you about my date with Steve last week?
Stacey: You went out with Steve?! He’s so cute!!!
Jenny: I know! He took me out to this little restaurant...
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
It only happens 87 times a day
Stop what you’re doing and witness penis perfection
This is more important than what you have to say
Your story can wait, 'cause I am very erect
Now let’s all take a minute to watch my dick and reflect
Your spirit's at peace
No need to call the police
Please hold your applause
Defense Attorney: In conclusion, your honor, in light of this new evidence, I would propose that the murderer was not my client, but...Mrs. Donovan!
(Courtroom gasps!)
Judge: I will have order in this court!
Everybody shut up, I have an erection!
If Justice is blind, she's gonna miss this display
It’s hard as steel but still evaded metal detection
This is more important than what you have to say
Judge, don't give me that robe, 'cause then nobody could see
This pillar of awesome that's sticking straight out of me
Who could argue a case
With so much dick in your face?
Please hold your applause
Do you ever take a moment and look up at the stars
And think about your life and just how stupid you are
If makes you feel better, I'm a fucking rock star
With an amazing penis (penis!)
But enough about you, let's focus more on my crotch
It's as tangy as whisky and hits you harder than scotch
You might not get what I'm saying, so just sit back and watch
Look! It's still my penis!
President: Ladies and gentlemen, as the President of the United States, I must sometimes make grave decisions. I come to you today to tell you that the United States has decided to declare war on....
Shut up Mr. President, I have an erection!
Here's a tricky dick that can not be impeached
Check out my nutsack, it could swing an election
This is more important than your boring-ass speech
For one nation, indivisible under God
We all stand together and peep my glorious rod
Hey those guys look fun
Oh wait are they holding guns?
Please hold your
- published: 12 Feb 2015
- views: 2794091
The Decision - NSP
- Order: Reorder
- Duration: 2:22
- Updated: 14 Dec 2009
- views: 3136674
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw...
And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twi...
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw...
And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special guests:
Julie Katz
Mookie Thompson
and Princess Tinkles as herself.
Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen
LYRICS:
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...i'm sorry.
wn.com/The Decision Nsp
Find the NSP album on iTunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/nsfw...
And if you want even more (like a LOT more) boner jokes, look for us on Facebook and Twitter!
Starring:
Ninja Sex Party (Danny Sexbang and Ninja Brian)
Special guests:
Julie Katz
Mookie Thompson
and Princess Tinkles as herself.
Directed by Jim Turner
Produced by Ninja Sex Party and Jim Turner
Production Assistants: Mark Peterson and Flynn Hundhausen
LYRICS:
You're probably thinking to yourself
"Ninja Sex Party, you're awesome!"
We know
But thank you anyway
You're having trouble deciding
Which one of us to have sex with
That's natural
But nice of you to say
Well maybe I can help you out
Clear up all of your confusing doubts
Do you want sex with a ninja
Or sex with a guy like me
The choice should be so obvious (Dan)
And although he is mysterious (Brian)
Don't you want a man who's tall who's name is Dan
And is Jewish
One other thing...
Everyone in the band has an STD
Except for me
By the process of elimination
You can make determinations
On who just that might be
It's Brian
Brian has an STD
...i'm sorry.
- published: 14 Dec 2009
- views: 3136674
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9:33
6969 - NSP
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published: 08 Sep 2016
6969 - NSP
6969 - NSP
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3:11
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
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Brandon Turner's cha...
published: 10 May 2016
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
Samurai Abstinence Patrol - NSP
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4:09
Take On Me - NSP
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published: 23 Feb 2016
Take On Me - NSP
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4:38
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
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published: 01 Mar 2016
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
Everybody Wants To Rule The World - NSP
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3:48
Dragon Slayer - NSP
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published: 21 Feb 2014
Dragon Slayer - NSP
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69:33
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4:08
Road Trip - NSP
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published: 22 Apr 2015
Road Trip - NSP
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3:40
Attitude City - NSP
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Wri...
published: 24 Jun 2014
Attitude City - NSP
Attitude City - NSP
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3:04
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
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published: 12 Feb 2015
Everybody Shut Up - NSP
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2:22
The Decision - NSP
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No Zap
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No Zap
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No Way
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Nazi Boy
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Nayee Subah
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Nocebo
No Zap
Adam Ant/Marco Pirroni
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Now is the time honey, this is the place
The good and the bad guy face to face
Blood pressure up, sunlight down
Toughen up, toughen up, play tough.
Johnny can't program, sure enough
Put a leather in your cap, play tough
Sugar-boom, sugar-boom, that's the stuff
Comb your hair play tough
No zap.
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Don't play, don't sing, I don't hike
But me no buts buddy, riding my bike
Surf coming up Geronimo Joe
Toughen up, toughen up, let's go.
You can hang me by the neck
Till I'm dead, dead, dead
Kiss my mouth until it's red, red, red
Don't be a dunco, forget charts
Out of the wallet, into your hearts
Where it counts, in large amounts
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Giuliani: Democrats More Likely To Promote Voter Fraud Than Republicans
Edit WorldNews.com 18 Oct 2016
Former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani told CNN’s “State of the Union” Sunday Democrats are more likely to promote voter fraud than Republicans, citing elections in the cities of Chicago and Philadelphia as examples, Politico reported Monday. "I've found very few situations where Republicans cheat. They don't control the inner cities the way Democrats do ... There are no Republicans," he said of some major cities....
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Report: Mammoth-Sized Chunk Of Jade Stone Worth $170M Unearthed In Myanmar
Edit WorldNews.com 17 Oct 2016
Miners in Myanmar have discovered a mammoth-sized chunk of jade stone, IFL Science reported Monday.The jade chunk, the report said, was discovered in a remote mine in Kachin State in the north of the country. It measures 5.8 meters (19 feet) long and weighs a cool 175 tonnes (192 US tons), the BBC reported. It’s believed to be worth a mind-blowing $170 million ... jadeite and nephrite. This find is believed to be a jadeite rock....
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[VIDEO]: Fire Attack Destroys North Carolina GOP Office
Edit WorldNews.com 17 Oct 2016
Federal, state and local authorities are investigating the firebombing of a local Republican Party office in North Carolina Sunday in an incident one state GOP official called an act of “political terrorism,” The Associated Press reported. A bottle filled with flammable liquid was thrown through the window of the Orange County Republican Party headquarters overnight, damaging the interior before burning out ... "It's a great gesture....
Probe ordered against two top IAS officers
Edit The Times of India 16 Oct 2016
GANDHINAGAR ... The state government made this announcement in a short press release issued on Saturday ... Sources said the CM had received complaints that land allotted to NSP Infrastructure Ltd at Ichapor village in Surat district and transfer of the land of Hydrocarbon & Power SEZ Ltd to MRF Ltd at Villyat in Bharuch had been done without due process as required under GIDC policy. The state allegedly suffered a loss of Rs 300 crore....
NSP Finalizes Restoration Efforts (Nova Scotia Power Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 14 Oct 2016
(Source. Nova Scotia Power Inc). HALIFAX, NS - Nova Scotia Power and contract line crews have restored power to all customers who lost their power due to this week's storm, except for a few customers who have experienced extenuating circumstances ... today,' said Storm Lead Steve Pothier ... Nova Scotia Power Inc ... Original documenthttp.//www.nspower.ca/en/home/newsroom/news-releases/nsp-finalizes-restoration-efforts.aspx ... (noodl. 35826143) ....
Insperity Third Quarter Earnings Conference Call Tuesday, November 1
Edit Business Wire 14 Oct 2016
HOUSTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Insperity, Inc. (NYSE. NSP), a leading provider of human resources and business performance solutions for America’s best businesses, will release its third quarter earnings prior to the open of the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday, November 1, 2016. A teleconference hosted by Insperity’s management will be held at 10 a.m. ET to discuss the quarter and business trends ... ....
Naturally Splendid Announces Increase To Private Placement Financing
Edit Stockhouse 14 Oct 2016
(“Naturally Splendid”) (TSX-V.NSP) (OTCQB.NSPDF) (Frankfurt.50N) announced today that it has increased its previously announced private placement financing (see news release dated July 29, 2016) to $4,000,000 (the “Offering”). The Offering will now consist of up to 14,814,814 units (each a ... (NSP – TSX Venture; NSPDF – OTCQB; 50N Frankfurt)....
Insperity Third Quarter Earnings Conference Call Tuesday, November 1 (Insperity Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 14 Oct 2016
(Source. Insperity Inc). HOUSTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Oct. 14, 2016-- Insperity, Inc. (NYSE. NSP), a leading provider of human resources and business performance solutions for America's best businesses, will release its third quarter earnings prior to the open of the New York Stock Exchange on Tuesday, November 1, 2016. A teleconference hosted by Insperity's management will be held at 10 a.m. ET to discuss the quarter and business trends ... or....
2016.10.13 Corporate News NSP Rolls out Two New Mono Module Products: PE (NSP – Neo Solar Power Corp)
Edit Public Technologies 13 Oct 2016
NSP – Neo Solar Power Corp) ... www.nsp.com ... Neo Solar Power Corporation ("NSP", or "the Company", publicly listed on Taiwan Stock Exchange, Ticker ... NSP PEACH series modules use NSP's top-of-the-line p-type Mono PERC cells "Black 21", which have maximum cell efficiency of 21.4%. NSP further uses half-cut technology to boost the maximum power to 325W in 60-cell modules ... shirley.chen@nsp.com....
NSP Report Most Outages Restored (Nova Scotia Power Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 13 Oct 2016
(Source. Nova Scotia Power Inc) ... By day break, crews had restored power to more than 182,000 customers and had fewer than 2,500 customers remaining ... When restored, NSP is sending automated calls to those who reported an outage and left their phone number to confirm that their power is back on ... Nova Scotia Power Inc ... Original documenthttp.//www.nspower.ca/en/home/newsroom/news-releases/nsp-report-most-outages-restored.aspx ... (noodl....
Neo Solar Power Rolls out Two New Mono Module Products: PEACH Series High Power Module, ...
Edit EQS Group 13 Oct 2016
Neo Solar Power Corporation ("NSP", or "the Company", publicly listed on Taiwan Stock Exchange, Ticker ... NSP PEACH series modules use NSP's top-of-the-line p-type Mono PERC cells "Black 21", which have maximum cell efficiency of 21.4%. NSP further uses half-cut technology to boost the maximum power to 325W in 60-cell modules ... About Neo Solar Power Corporation (3576 TT) (NSP) ... shirley.chen@nsp.com....
Sorghum Notes | October 13, 2016 (National Sorghum Producers)
Edit Public Technologies 13 Oct 2016
NSP appreciates member grower Jason Wright for hosting the gathering at his farm near Friona ... Enter the 2016 NSP Yield Contest ... One additional incentive is the NSP yield goal of 250 bushels per acre. NSP is offering incentives with support from the Sorghum Checkoff to award growers who reach this new benchmark, including a three-year truck lease for first place ... 15-18 NSP Board Meeting and New Director Orientation, Lubbock, Texas....
NS Power provides update on restorations (Nova Scotia Power Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 12 Oct 2016
(Source. Nova Scotia Power Inc). Nova Scotia Power has restored power to more than 168,000 customers after a powerful wind and rainstorm hit the province Monday and Tuesday ... tomorrow ... We've had 122 NSP and contractor crews and 27 tree cutting crews working throughout the day ... Nova Scotia Power Inc....
Power Restoration Continues Across the Province (Nova Scotia Power Inc)
Edit Public Technologies 12 Oct 2016
(Source. Nova Scotia Power Inc). HALIFAX, NS - Nova Scotia Power restored electricity to thousands of customers overnight and expects the majority of the more than 175,000 customers who lost their power during a powerful wind and rain storm to be restored by 11 a.m. Thursday ... tomorrow. Remaining outages in the western and central areas are expected to be restored today ... NSP has a list of electricians on the homepage of its website ... (noodl....
Colt launches next phase of managed SD-WAN service (COLT Group SA)
Edit Public Technologies 12 Oct 2016
(Source. COLT Group SA). London, UK. October 12, 2016. On-Demand network and communications provider Colt Technology Services today announced the expansion of its managed SD-WAN (Software Defined Wider Area Network) service to 13 countries across Europe. The expansion will reach even more countries in 2017 ... Presently 70 per cent of EU based enterprises outsource the delivery and management of their WAN to a Network Service Provider (NSP)....
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