Jesus Christ

@jesus

Carpenter, Healer, God

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Joined October 2006
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  1. Nov 11

    I remember the first time I got high with my Dad. I was stoned for 3 days.

    433 retweets 1,080 likes
  2. Nov 9

    No

    854 retweets 1,277 likes
  3. Nov 8

    ....oh. You thought.... ok I understand... I don't care who becomes president.... I'm just trying to legalize weed in more places.

    529 retweets 1,090 likes
  4. Nov 8

    On my way to way to help Dad rig the American elections...

    572 retweets 1,197 likes
  5. Oct 27

    Actually... who do you think invented memes? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    WE DID IT PEOPLE. WE FUCKING DID IT. HOLY SHIT.
    208 retweets 638 likes
  6. Oct 20

    Let us try always to be united with Jesus, following him especially on the way of the cross.

    5,398 retweets 16,944 likes
  7. Oct 14

    Oh God

    498 retweets 663 likes
  8. Sep 8

    Let's change the subject

    165 retweets 344 likes
  9. Sep 8

    My Dad loves everyone.

    728 retweets 1,122 likes
  10. Sep 3

    OMG My Dad was right

    327 retweets 689 likes
  11. Aug 6

    Donald, Hillary — Quit it with the negative broadcasts on each other. You're preaching to your own Choirs. Lead with positivity.

    345 retweets 867 likes
  12. Aug 4

    Trying to have a DM conversation with Yoda, expecting to learn cool new parables. Turns out he's green.

    158 retweets 426 likes
  13. Jul 3

    😳 Happy fight club day tomorrow

    118 retweets 330 likes
  14. Jun 29

    Hetero Black Jew Lives Matter.

    224 retweets 477 likes
  15. Jun 19

    Ugh. As if I really needed this day

    354 retweets 664 likes
  16. Jun 3

    Despite what my Dad says, you will always be King, Ali.

    554 retweets 1,260 likes
  17. Apr 22

    Wait... It was Passover?

    167 retweets 551 likes
  18. Apr 21

    I fully welcome Prince to join me today as a King. Your time on Earth will be remembered.

    1,326 retweets 2,570 likes
  19. Apr 13

    I hereby declare there are no longer rules to Fight Club. Now beat the crap out of each other and tell your friends.

    464 retweets 773 likes

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