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- Large group of Australians entirely dependent on government handouts, Scott Morrison warns
- NSW Premier Mike Baird bans socks
- Michael Phelps released back into the ocean
- Australia's population now 48, ABS confirms
- 'Census is invasion of my privacy', man writes on website that knows his underwear size
- Ten other things Pauline Hanson should call for a royal commission into
- Bunnings announces takeover bid for polling booths to regain control of sausage sizzle market
- Turnbull campaigns on stability: "We haven't knifed a leader for 9 months"
- Britain’s ‘Leave’ voters cleverly deter migrants by destroying economy
- Process to find two most despised people in US finally complete
- Bill Shorten to scrap entire GST system to avoid having to talk about tampons
- Jarryd Hayne to take Nick Kyrgios’s spot to pursue dream of playing Olympic tennis
- We're just abiding by the rules, say only people with power to change rules
- New high speed rail will run between Sydney and Melbourne once every election year
- Donald Trump vows to stop birds migrating to America next summer
- This morning’s coffee to sell for between $1 and $1.20, barista tells real estate agent
- Nation's dogs frantically rush to get papers in order
- New police wine unit announced for Sydney
- Palin brings much-needed intellectual rigour to Trump campaign
- Draconian New Gun Laws Require Americans To Count To 10 Before Buying Firearms
- Landlord arrives to do inspection
- Europe deeply regrets not closing border before Abbott arrived
- Vaping sausages may be safer, World Health Organisation says
- Racists Forced To Buy Southern Cross Singlets Elsewhere
- Water on Mars: Australia to check for illegal boats
- Australian women left directionless after Minister for Women loses job
- Eyebrows raised as Dyson Heydon wears Liberal Party cap to royal commission
- English guy at work about to become unbearable
- Bill Shorten failed to disclose he was Opposition Leader, Royal Commission finds