Weldon

5 Ways to Split Apart the Day (2010)

Actors: April Wade (producer), Michelle Jubilee Gonzalez (actress), John Darko (writer), John Darko (director), John Darko (producer), John Darko (writer), John Darko (editor), Matthew Stiller (actor), Ken Lawson (actor), Brian Larrabee (actor), Ashley Tompakov (actress), Mary Beth Sales (miscellaneous crew), Justin Petry (actor), Jeremy Ian Thomas (writer), Dennis Benson (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Raised in the streets of LA, five friends embark on a journey of self-discovery through a series of critical events. Motivated by what they see in movies and fueled by the need for change, they strategically plan a heist to rob a menacing and heartless man, that may shockingly end in tragedy.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: Sometimes pain is a catalyst for change

The Shadow Dancer (2005)

Actors: Marco Spoletini (miscellaneous crew), Claude Forest (miscellaneous crew), Lewin Webb (producer), Mark Thomas (composer), Valeria Cavalli (actress), Pauline Burt (miscellaneous crew), Gary Howsam (producer), Harvey Keitel (actor), Giancarlo Giannini (actor), John Rhys-Davies (actor), Albert Dray (actor), Jamie Brown (producer), Joshua Jackson (actor), Claire Forlani (actress), Eddie Hamilton (editor),

Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: In life, each man must find his own path.

Quotes:

Jeremy Taylor: You tied me up, threw me in a lake...::Weldon Parish: It was a pond!

Jeremy Taylor: Okay... fine. I'll do it.::Weldon Parish: Ha, too late!::Jeremy Taylor: What?::Weldon Parish: Too late. Life is about seizing the moment... and you let this one slip by.

Jeremy Taylor: We all fail... the courage is in the trying.

Weldon Parish: Priests shouldn't lie, Giovanni.::Father Moretti: There is no lying in poker... only bluffing. And God forgives bluffing.

Father Moretti: I baptize you in the name of the father, the son, and the Holy Ghost. Amen::Jeremy Taylor: What are you doing?::Father Moretti: I'm baptizing you.::Jeremy Taylor: I'm Jewish.::Father Moretti: Not anymore.

Weldon Parish: The sun sets, slowly, igniting the sky in fiery shades of red and orange. In the distance, dark clouds rolled over the horizon, riding the summer winds. Soon they would give way to night. And with it would come the silence that washes over everything.

[first lines]::Jeremy Taylor: You wanted to see me, sir?::Mr. Benton: You read The Times this morning?::Mr. Benton: Avershays Press announced a deal with Irving Gattinger.::Jeremy Taylor: Gattinger said that he was done with writing.::Mr. Benton: Yes. He hasn't written a book in 10 years.::Jeremy Taylor: It's a brilliant move. Based on name recognition alone, it'll be an instant bestseller.::Mr. Benton: Yes. What do you think about Weldon Parish?::Jeremy Taylor: Parish is one of my personal favorites. Why, are you thinking of signing him? The man hasn't written anything in 20 years.::Mr. Benton: All the more reason.

Isabella Parish: [very pleasantly] Papa hates reporters. He says they are the lowest form of human life.::Jeremy Taylor: My name is Jeremy Taylor.I'm an editor with Pearce Learner Publishing.::Isabella Parish: That's even worse. He says that editors don't even qualify as human life.::Jeremy Taylor: Well, it couldn't hurt to talk to him, right?::Isabella Parish: No, it could hurt very much. That last editor that came out here, he chased down to the water with axe.

Jeremy Taylor: He punched me in the nose!::Weldon Parish: You'll live. I'll drive.

Ian McBain: One of these days you're going to push me too far, Weldon.::Jeremy Taylor: Yeah? Well, let's hope you're standing by a cliff when I do.

New World Disorder (1999)

Actors: Ed Baran (miscellaneous crew), Andrew McCarthy (actor), Rutger Hauer (actor), Tom Reeve (producer), Tara Fitzgerald (actress), Gast Waltzing (composer), Martin McDougall (actor), John Sharian (actor), Gilles Soeder (miscellaneous crew), Romain Schroeder (producer), Ehren Kruger (writer), Jon Kramer (producer), Pascal Charlier (miscellaneous crew), Steve Beswick (miscellaneous crew), Steve Beswick (producer),

Plot: A gang of four eyed crooks led by Kurt Bishop (McCarthy) are ripping off top dollar computer chips from a list of factories. The night they hit Dynaphase Systems, two dirty employees are staying late using company resources to develop their own plans for a security microchip worth millions of dollars. Psychopathic Bishop raids the Dynaphase facility and downloads the mainframe before the employees have a chance to completely erase their work from it. When Bishop discovers the value of the stolen, but partially erased information, he sets out after the rest of the chip design, letting nothing stand in his way.

Keywords: computer-chip, computer-hacker, computer-whizz, comradery, criminal, detective, e-mail, fbi-agent, independent-film, partnership
Genres: Action,
Taglines: In the Silicon Valley, murder isn't virtual... it's reality.

Quotes:

David Marx: I bet you're a wiz at Space Invaders.::Kris Paddock: Next time, say Doom.::David Marx: What?::Kris Paddock: Next time, say Doom! You'll sound younger.

Best of the Best 2 (1993)

Actors: Nicholas Worth (actor), Phill Norman (miscellaneous crew), David Michael Frank (composer), Rusty Meyers (actor), Meg Foster (actress), Nan Garcia-Wood (miscellaneous crew), Chris Penn (actor), Sonny Landham (actor), Mike Genovese (actor), Kane Hodder (actor), Eric Roberts (actor), Patrick Kilpatrick (actor), Wayne Newton (actor), Mona May (costume designer), David Boreanaz (actor),

Plot: In an underground fight club, blackbelt Travis Brickley is killed after losing to the evil martial arts master Brakus. Travis' death is witnessed by Walter Grady, the son of his best friend Alex Grady. Alex and his partner, Tommy Lee, vow to avenge their friend's death by defeating Brakus and shutting down the fight club.

Keywords: action-hero, bare-chested-male, beefcake-martial-arts, black-belt, brawl, chop-socky, digit-in-title, fight-to-the-death, fistfight, gangster
Genres: Action, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Get ready for the ultimate challenge!

Quotes:

Weldon: The winner and new owner of the Coliseum, Mr. Tommy Lee! Say a few words, champ.::Tommy Lee: The Coliseum is closed.

Sick Humor: [Tommy Lee's house explodes with Gus inside] I always told Gus smoking would kill him. [breaks into laughter]

[talking about the Coliseum gladiators]::Weldon: They kill their own mothers! Mean as catshit! Run over nuns!

Alex Grady: Did you kill Travis Brickley?::Brakus: Easily.

Outrageous Fortune (1987)

Actors: Shelley Long (actress), Phill Norman (miscellaneous crew), Tom Rolf (editor), Arthur Hiller (director), Ted Field (producer), Alan Silvestri (composer), Christopher McDonald (actor), Bette Midler (actress), Peter Coyote (actor), Robert W. Cort (producer), George Carlin (actor), Robert Prosky (actor), Scott Kroopf (producer), Gloria Gresham (costume designer), Tony Epper (actor),

Plot: Lauren and Sandy are total opposites who end up in the same acting class and who don't know they are sharing a lover. When he disappears under mysterious circumstances they refuse to believe that he is dead and are the only ones who are searching for him across several states. Ending up in the western US., they discover he had other interests as they find their lives in danger.

Keywords: acting, actress, airliner, airport, albuquerque-new-mexico, anger, anguish, applause, application-form, audition
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: The CIA is trailing them. The KGB is tracking them. The phone company is tracing them. The police are chasing them. The cowboys are herding them. And the Indians are hunting them. Are they going to fall for all of that?

Quotes:

Sandy: Well, what the hell?::Lauren: Well, that's not his?::Sandy: No way look at that.::Lauren: It's too small.::Sandy: IT'S A FUCKIN PENCIL.

Lauren: Where are we? We've been going for miles and I haven't seen a single white person on the street.::Sandy: There's one.::[Lauren looks out of taxi cab window]::Sandy: Oops. They got 'em.::Lauren: That's not funny.

Lauren: Are you out of your mind? We don't have two-hundred dollars.::Sandy: Ah, chill out, wouldja?::Lauren: Oh my god, he's going to hurt us.::Sandy: He's not going to hurt us.::Lauren: Oh? Why not?::[They get out of the taxi and are in front of an old, dirty apartment building in an awful part of town]::Sandy: 'Cause we're gonna be raped and murdered in this building.

Lauren: Excuse please. I vas hoping you were to... how do I to say?::Ticket Agent: You say it quickly, I'm off in three minutes.

Sandy Brozinsky: Look, Frank. We're not just jerking you around. Some guys are after us because one of them stole a virus that's gonna kill and destroy all the plants and all the trees all the way around. We stole it back, so now they're gonna kill us. You get it?::Frank: Jesus. The sixties sure were good to you, weren't they?::Lauren Ames: Frank, that's right. Think back to the sixties. People did things for each other.::Frank: They were wasted.

Lauren: [after Michael has fallen from one of the Four Fingers, a leap Lauren made with a grand jété] Nine years of ballet, asshole!

Sandy: [after spending the night with Michael, Lauren comes into class with a dreamy smile on her face] Oh, my... that kind of evening, huh?::Lauren: Well, not the kind you're used to; no money changed hands!

Sandy Brozinsky: Does the phrase "Needledick, the Bug-Fucker" mean anything to you?

Sandy: [while Lauren is walking towards her acting class, Sandy is using the payphone in the background] GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKIN' QUARTER!

Frank: I'm busy bleedin'!

Kiss Me, Kill Me (1976)

Actors: Stella Stevens (actress), Alan Fudge (actor), Robert Vaughn (actor), Bruce Boxleitner (actor), Arthur Hilton (editor), Steve Franken (actor), Pat O'Brien (actor), Bruce Glover (actor), Dabney Coleman (actor), Claude Akins (actor), Stack Pierce (actor), Richard Markowitz (composer), Larry K. Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Michael Anderson Jr. (actor), Rex Holman (actor),

Genres: Drama, Thriller,

I Married a Monster from Outer Space (1958)

Actors: Bess Flowers (actress), James Anderson (actor), Max 'Slapsie Maxie' Rosenbloom (actor), Gene Fowler Jr. (producer), Harold Miller (actor), Gene Fowler Jr. (director), Mary Treen (actress), Peter Baldwin (actor), John Eldredge (actor), Charles Gemora (actor), Ralph Manza (actor), Dorothy Yutzi (miscellaneous crew), Ty Hardin (actor), Gloria Talbott (actress), Ken Lynch (actor),

Plot: Aliens from Outer Space are slowly switching places with real humans -- one of the first being a young man about to get married. Slowly, his new wife realizes something is wrong, and her suspicions are confirmed when her husband's odd behaviour begins to show up in other townspeople.

Keywords: alcohol, alien, alien-abduction, alien-invasion, alien-possession, alien-technology, allegory, anniversary, anniversary-present, b-movie
Genres: Horror, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: The bride wore terror! Shuddery things from beyond the stars, here to breed with human women!

Quotes:

[first lines]::Woman in Bar: Those guys ain't even giving us a hard look.

Bill Farrell: I've just begun to learn.

Marge Bradley Farrell: Bill - oh, Bill!

Marge Bradley Farrell: Your race has no women. It can't have children. It will die out.

Dr. Wayne: Don't you worry Marge. I know where to get our men. Human men!

Marge Bradley Farrell: Your race has no women, it can't have children. It will die out.::Bill Farrell: Eventually we'll have children with you.::Marge Bradley Farrell: What kind of children?::Bill Farrell: Our kind.

Song of Paris (1952)

Actors: Gladys Goldsmith (miscellaneous crew), Hermione Baddeley (actress), Richard Wattis (actor), Duncan Lamont (actor), David Keir (actor), Andreas Malandrinos (actor), Denis Norden (writer), Anton Diffring (actor), Dennis Price (actor), Tony Quinn (actor), Mischa Auer (actor), Kynaston Reeves (actor), Michael Ward (actor), John Guillermin (director), Anne Vernon (actress),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: It's an Eyeful in Gay Paree!

So Goes My Love (1946)

Actors: Ted J. Kent (editor), Wheaton Chambers (actor), Rhys Williams (actor), Clara Blandick (actress), Molly Lamont (actress), Myrna Loy (actress), Sarah Padden (actress), Renie Riano (actress), Hans J. Salter (composer), Travis Banton (costume designer), Vera West (costume designer), Don Ameche (actor), Bruce Edwards (actor), Howard Freeman (actor), John Gallaudet (actor),

Plot: Jane Budden, a country girl goes to the big city, determined to find and marry a wealthy man. Instead, she meets and marries Herman Maxim, a struggling inventor. After their marriage, his inventions become successful. Their happiness is complete when they have two children, and Maxim's portrait is given a place in the National Hall of Science.

Keywords: 19th-century, 20th-century, based-on-book, big-city, cable-car, children, church, committee, cousin-cousin-relationship, faith
Genres: Biography, Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: They've got the World by the Heart! (original poster)