Iron Man XXX: An Axel Braun Parody (2013)

Actors: Bryn Pryor (writer), Dale DaBone (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Alec Knight (actor), Axel Braun (director), Derrick Pierce (actor), Lexington Steele (actor), Lexi Belle (actress), Kylie Ireland (actress), Brooklyn Lee (actress), Dana DeArmond (actress), Skin Diamond (actress), Jazy Berlin (actress), Shazia Sahari (actress), Andy Appleton (actor),

Genres: Adult,

Iron Man Three (2013)

Actors: Ben Kingsley (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Bill Maher (actor), Andrew Lauer (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), Johnny Otto (actor), Todd Davis (actor), Spencer Garrett (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Miguel Ferrer (actor), Linden Ashby (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Paul Bettany (actor), Anthony Reynolds (actor), Guy Pearce (actor),

Plot: Marvel's "Iron Man 3" pits brash-but-brilliant industrialist Tony Stark/Iron Man against an enemy whose reach knows no bounds. When Stark finds his personal world destroyed at his enemy's hands, he embarks on a harrowing quest to find those responsible. This journey, at every turn, will test his mettle. With his back against the wall, Stark is left to survive by his own devices, relying on his ingenuity and instincts to protect those closest to him. As he fights his way back, Stark discovers the answer to the question that has secretly haunted him: does the man make the suit or does the suit make the man?

Keywords: 1990s, 2010s, 20th-century, 21st-century, action-hero, actor, air-force-one, air-to-surface-missile, airforce-one, airplane-hijacking
Genres: Action, Adventure, Fantasy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Prepare for heavy metal! Unleash the power behind the armor. Even heroes fall.

Quotes:

The Mandarin: Some people call me a terrorist. I consider myself a teacher. America. Ready for another lesson?::The Mandarin: In 1864, in Sand Creek, Colorado, the U.S. Military waited until the friendly Cheyenne Braves had all gone hunting. Waited to attack and slaughter the families left behind. And claim their land.::The Mandarin: Thirty-nine hours ago, the Ali al-Salam Air Base in Kuwait was attacked. I, I, I did that. A quaint military church, filled with wives and children, of course. The soldiers were out on maneuvers. The 'Braves' were away.::The Mandarin: President Ellis, you continue to resist my attempts to educate you, sir. And now, you've missed me again.::The Mandarin: You don't know who I am. You don't know where I am. And you'll NEVER see me coming.

Operator: Stark Secure Server: now transferring to all known receivers.::Tony Stark: Pepper, it's me. I've got a lot of apologies to make and not a lot of time, so... first off. I'm so sorry I put you in harm's way. That was selfish and stupid and it won't happen again. Also, it's Christmas time. The rabbit's too big. Done. Sorry. And I'm sorry in advance because... I can't come home yet.::[pauses]::Tony Stark: I need to find this guy. You gotta stay safe. That's all I know. I just stole a poncho from a wooden Indian.

[from trailer]::Tony Stark: I'm Tony Stark. I build neat stuff, got a great girl, occasionally save the world. So why can't I sleep?

[from trailer]::Tony Stark: [to Pepper] Things are different now, I have to protect the one thing that I can't live without. That's you.

[from trailer]::The Mandarin: Mr Stark, today is the first day of what's left of your life.

[Stark approaches his car, flanked by news reporter. One videographer behind him points his smartphone at him]::Videographer: Hey Mr. Stark. When is somebody going to kill this guy? Just sayin'.::[Stark turns around to face the videographer]::Tony Stark: Is that what you want?::[pauses]::Tony Stark: Here's a little Holiday greeting I've been wanting to send to the Mandarin. I just didn't know how to phrase it until now. My name is Tony Stark and I'm not afraid of you. I know you're a coward, so I decided... that you just died, pal. I'm gonna come get the body. There's no politics here, it's just good old-fashioned revenge. There's no Pentagon. It's just you and me. And on the off-chance you're a man, here's my home address: 10880 Malibu Point, 90265. I'll leave the door unlocked. That's what you wanted, right?::[Stark grabs the smartphone and throws it against a column before entering his car]::Tony Stark: Bill me.

[from trailer]::Aldrich Killian: The whole world's gonna be watching.

[from trailer]::The Mandarin: I'm gonna offer the choice: do you want an empty life, or a meaningful death?

President Ellis: You elected me on a single platform. I will defend this country at all costs. The Mandarin must be stopped!

[from TV spot]::Tony Stark: [suits up] You know, it's moments like these when I realize how much of a superhero I am.::Pepper Potts: Wow!

Avengers XXX: A Porn Parody (2012)

Actors: Xander Corvus (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Dale DaBone (actor), Jenna Presley (actress), Toni Brooks (producer), Shylar Cobi (producer), Toby Farelle (producer), Axel Braun (writer), Bryn Pryor (writer), Axel Braun (director), Axel Braun (editor), Eric Masterson (actor), Brendon Miller (actor), Lexington Steele (actor), Chyna (actress),

Genres: Adult,

Quotes:

[first lines]::KTN11 Anchor: The creature, known only as the Hulk, rampaged through Las Vegas last night during a battle with a similar monster the authorities are referring to as the abomination.::KXNV3 Anchor: Police and military combined were unable to stop the two green behemoths from trashing several casinos.::CCB8 Anchor: With damages running into the millions, it's amazing no one was killed. Neither of the creatures whereabouts is known.

Hawkeye: I've gotta say as a host, Fury, I really like your sausage to biscuit ratio.

[last lines]::Spider-Man: Is that what I think it is?::Hawkeye: It's him. It's Captain America.

Marvel One-Shot: The Consultant (2011)

Actors: William Hurt (actor), Clark Gregg (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Kevin Feige (producer), Sam Reinis (miscellaneous crew), Paul Oakenfold (composer), Louis D'Esposito (producer), Heather Chaffee (costume designer), Alan Fine (producer), Jacob Mosler (producer), Trent Broin (miscellaneous crew), Danelle Hand (producer), Brad Winderbaum (producer), Maximiliano Hernández (actor), Eric Rae (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Sci-Fi, Short,

Iron Man 2 (2010)

Actors: Sam Rockwell (actor), Alejandro Patino (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Clark Gregg (actor), Christopher Maleki (actor), Waymond Lee (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Paul Bettany (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Tim Guinee (actor), Evgeniy Lazarev (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), Garry Shandling (actor), Mickey Rourke (actor),

Plot: With the world now aware of his dual life as the armored superhero Iron Man, billionaire inventor Tony Stark faces pressure from the government, the press, and the public to share his technology with the military. Unwilling to let go of his invention, Stark, along with Pepper Potts, and James "Rhodey" Rhodes at his side, must forge new alliances - and confront powerful enemies.

Keywords: 2000s, 2010s, action-hero, american-flag, anti-hero, arms-dealer, assassin, bag-over-head, bare-chested-male, based-on-comic
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi,

Quotes:

Tony Stark: [Tony has just been told by a US Marshal that tomorrow he has to attend court in front of the US Armed forces committee] Show me the badge.::Happy Hogan: [to the US Marshall] He likes the badge.::U.S. Marshal: [shows her badge] Still like it?::Tony Stark: Yeah.

Tony Stark: [Dummy, the robotic arm, has made a mess at the kitchen sink] You! I swear to God, I'll dismantle you! I'll soak your motherboard, turn you into a wine rack!::[Dummy looks down guiltily]

Justin Hammer: [about Christine Everhart] She's actually doing a big spread on me for Vanity Fair. I thought I'd throw her a bone, you know. Right?::Pepper Potts: Right. Well, she did quite a spread on Tony last year.::Tony Stark: And she wrote a story as well.

Tony Stark: [ The strawberry vendor hands strawberries to Tony who's in his car] I don't like people handing me things just put it down there.::Strawberry Vendor: Aren't you Iron Man?::Tony Stark: [Driving off] Sometimes.

[last words]::Anton Vanko: I am sorry... All I can give you... is my knowledge.

Senator Stern: I think we're done with the point that he's making. I don't think there's any reason...::Tony Stark: The point is you're welcome, I guess.::Senator Stern: For what?::Tony Stark: Because I'm your nuclear deterrent. It's working. We're safe. America is secure. You want my property? You can't have it. But I did you a big favor.::[stands and turns to face the Senate]::Tony Stark: I've successfully privatized world peace. What more do you want? For now! I tried to play ball with these ass-clowns.::Senator Stern: [Bleep]... you, Mr. Stark.::Senator Stern: [Bleep]... you, buddy.

[only in trailer]::Tony Stark: [about to jump out of a plane] Okay, give me a smooch for good luck, I might not make it back!::[Instead, Pepper kisses the "lips" of Stark's helmet and throws it out of the plane]::Pepper Potts: Go get 'em, boss!::Tony Stark: [diving after the helmet] You complete me!

Tony Stark: It's good to be back!

Tony Stark: [reading from Natascha's SHIELD Report on Iron Man/Tony Stark]::Tony Stark: Mr. Stark displays textbook... narcissism.::Tony Stark: [Stark stares at Nick Fury, who simply stares at him back]... Agreed.

[from trailer]::Pepper Potts: Natalie is here!::[Stark's notary enters]::Tony Stark: I want one.::Pepper Potts: No...

Iron Man (2008)

Actors: Sayed Badreya (actor), Stan Lee (actor), Terrence Howard (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Paul Bettany (actor), Will Lyman (actor), Tim Guinee (actor), Jeff Bridges (actor), Samuel L. Jackson (actor), Clark Gregg (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Robert Downey Jr. (actor), Peter Billingsley (actor), Gwyneth Paltrow (actress), Bill Smitrovich (actor),

Plot: Tony Stark is the complete playboy who also happens to be an engineering genius. While in Afghanistan demonstrating a new missile, he's captured and wounded. His captors want him to assemble a missile for them but instead he creates an armored suit and a means to prevent his death from the shrapnel left in his chest by the attack. He uses the armored suit to escape. Back in the U.S. he announces his company will cease making weapons and he begins work on an updated armored suit only to find that Obadiah Stane, his second in command at Stark industries has been selling Stark weapons to the insurgents. He uses his new suit to return to Afghanistan to destroy the arms and then to stop Stane from misusing his research.

Keywords: 2000s, action-hero, adhd, advanced-technology, afghanistan, air-force, ambush, anti-hero, armor, arms-manufacturer
Genres: Action, Adventure, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Heroes aren't born. They're built. Get ready for a different breed of heavy metal hero.

Quotes:

Tony Stark: [toasting after giving a weapon's demonstration] To Peace.

Christine Everheart: Mr. Stark! Christine Everheart, Vanity Fair magazine. Can I ask you a couple of questions?::Hogan: [whispers to Stark] She's cute.::Tony Stark: [whispers to Hogan] She's alright.::[turns around]::Tony Stark: Hi!::Christine Everheart: Hi.::Tony Stark: Yeah. Okay, go.::Christine Everheart: You've been called the Da Vinci of our time. What do you say to that?::Tony Stark: Absolutely ridiculous. I don't paint.::Christine Everheart: And what do you say to your other nickname, the Merchant of Death?::Tony Stark: That's not bad. Let me guess... Berkeley?::Christine Everheart: Brown, actually.::Tony Stark: Well, Ms. Brown. It's an imperfect world, but it's the only one we got. I guarantee you the day weapons are no longer needed to keep the peace, I'll start making bricks and beams for baby hospitals.::Christine Everheart: Rehearse that much?::Tony Stark: Every night in front of the mirror before bedtime.::Christine Everheart: I can see that.::Tony Stark: I'd like to show you firsthand.::Christine Everheart: [exasperated] All I'm looking for is a straight answer.::Tony Stark: [removing his shades] OK, here's a straight answer. My old man had a philosophy: peace means having a bigger stick than the other guy.::Christine Everheart: That's a great line, coming from a guy selling the sticks.::Tony Stark: My father helped defeat Nazis. He worked on the Manhattan Project. A lot of people, including your professors at Brown, would call that being a hero.::Christine Everheart: And a lot of people would also call that war-profiteering.::Tony Stark: Tell me, do you plan to report on the millions we've saved by advancing medical technology or kept from starvation with our intelli-crops? All those breakthroughs, military funding, honey.::Christine Everheart: Have you ever lost an hour of sleep in your life?::Tony Stark: I'm be prepared to lose a few with you.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [walking in on Stark's robots trying to get him out of the Iron Man suit] What is going on here?::Tony Stark: Let's face it, this is not the worst thing you've caught me doing.::Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: Are those bullet holes?

Tony Stark: [reading the newspaper] Iron Man. That's kind of catchy. It's got a nice ring to it. I mean it's not technically accurate. The suit's a gold titanium alloy, but it's kind of provocative, the imagery anyway.

[after testing the suit's capabilities]::Tony Stark: Yeah, I can fly.

Rhodey: [eyeing the Mark II Iron Man suit] Next time, baby.

Virginia 'Pepper' Potts: [upon seeing Stark wearing a machine around his arm] I thought you said you were done making weapons?::Tony Stark: It isn't. This is a flight stabilizer. It's completely harmless.::[Stark is blasted back by the force of the machine]::Tony Stark: I didn't expect that.

Tony Stark: How'd it go?::[Stark sees a pizza box on the table]::Tony Stark: Oh, that bad, huh?::Obadiah Stane: Just because I brought pizza back from New York doesn't mean it went bad.

[accidentally burning his restored car collection by hovering above them]::Tony Stark: Okay, this is where I don't want to be.

[last lines]::Tony Stark: There's been speculation that I was involved in the events that occurred on the freeway and the rooftop...::Christine Everheart: I'm sorry, Mr. Stark, but do you honestly expect us to believe that that was a bodyguard in a suit that conveniently appeared, despite the fact that...::Tony Stark: I know that it's confusing. It is one thing to question the official story, and another thing entirely to make wild accusations, or insinuate that I'm a superhero.::Christine Everheart: I never said you were a superhero.::Tony Stark: Didn't?::Christine Everheart: Mmm-mmm.::Tony Stark: Well, good, because that would be outlandish and, uh, fantastic. I'm just not the hero type. Clearly. With this laundry list of character defects, all the mistakes I've made, largely public.::Rhodey: [whispers to Tony] Just stick to the cards, man.::Tony Stark: Yeah, okay.::Tony Stark: [holds up his notes and pauses] The truth is...::Tony Stark: [puts cards down] I am Iron Man.