Twitter.com makes heavy use of browser cookies

Please enable cookies in your browser preferences before signing in.

Moments · View all

'His Majesty' exploits university's new pronoun policy
US News 1 hour ago
In an effort to address gender identity, The University of Michigan recently instituted a policy that required professors to refer to students by the pronoun of their choice. One student found this absurd and changed his preferred pronoun to "His Majesty." Some found it funny, while others thought mocking the spirit of the policy missed the point entirely.
Two American sisters found dead at Indian Ocean resort
US News 1 hour ago
Robin Korkki, 42, of Chicago, and Annie Korkki, 37, of Denver, were found dead in the villa they were sharing while vacationing in Seychelles. According to local police, they died from excess fluid in their lungs.
Bruce Springsteen signed an absence note for a fifth-grade student
Music 1 hour ago
A fifth-grader in Philadelphia skipped school for one very valid reason: a chance to meet The Boss in person.

Featured Tweets

It's not an illusion. The rumors are true. This year the SUPER BOWL goes GAGA!

my spin instructor in the middle of class goes "KATY GIRL I SEE U. I KNOW ITS DARK AND UR IN THE BACK BUT I SEE U." and i about lost it..

// L I V E L O U N G E S Y M P H O N Y - W A T C H W O R L D W I D E - N O W //

Justin Rose bet a heckler he couldn’t make a putt the pro golfer just missed, the heckler proved he wasn’t just all talk (Via )

so excited to reveal SMILE, a beautiful pale pink shade that I created in partnership with for

original colorways are back at your RIHquest! Get them here right now:

Good morning, America. 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Did Crooked Hillary help disgusting (check out sex tape and past) Alicia M become a U.S. citizen so she could use her in the debate?

Why isn't Hillary 50 points ahead? Maybe it's the email scandal, policies that spread ISIS, or calling millions of Americans deplorables!

Just a little end of the week reminder... that life is beautiful. 🤗

the skies will open, the light will come down, celestial choirs will be singing….

He is a perfect 10 in our book. 🇺🇸

Kevin Hart is the world's highest-paid comedian, earning $87.5M in the past year

friend: I'm not Facetiming u me: plz dude I'm be chill I promise friend: fine me:

With over 1 million downloads in less than 24 hours. Pewdiepie's Tuber Simulator is #1 download app. THANK YOU ALL!!

Pop

Do you have this?

TCU unveiled these black out helmets for the Oklahoma game this weekend. They are super slick. (via )

Kick it with Keldeo in October! Learn how you can celebrate with the Colt Pokémon:

When you have a five page paper, 2 exams and a project due tomorrow...
Vine by PuppyBF
View on Vine

When you have a five page paper, 2 exams and a project due tomorrow that you haven't even started on.

When you work tirelessly for over a decade....

Watch as 23 giant panda cubs make their first public appearance

Loading seems to be taking a while.

Twitter may be over capacity or experiencing a momentary hiccup. Try again or visit Twitter Status for more information.