Horoscopes by Oscar Cainer
Thought for the day 28 September 2016
Hi Oscar,
My arch-nemesis is my opposite sign, Libra. She uses exclusion, sabotage and other tricky tactics to keep her power structures intact. With Jupiter in her sign, should I be preparing for a rough ride? Claire
Hi Claire, It's true that she's likely to feel extra confident and powerful. But I'd prefer to look at how Jupiter in your opposite sign will affect you. It suggests you can become wiser, more philosophical and generous when dealing with others. So this could be the moment to change your response to provocation!
To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Aquarius
Jan 21 - Feb 19
Politicians, even bitterly opposed ones, find themselves obliged to socialise. They rarely spend these occasions arguing. They tacitly acknowledge that they differ, and then chat about some passing point of interest on which they might agree. That's called being civilised. It doesn't make their beliefs any less impassioned or wholehearted. Mars and Pluto's activity, along with the Sun-Jupiter conjunction, is requesting such a level of wise detachment and diplomacy from you now. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Pisces
Feb 20 - Mar 20
Yesterday, I counselled against punishing a perceived transgression. You need not be judge, jury and executioner. Of course, you're wise, fair and strong enough to do so. Yet, it's because you have these qualities that you can move past vindictiveness and see that certain circumstances need to be considered. The motivation behind someone's puzzling, even troubling, actions, soon becomes apparent. Until then, the best action is forgiveness. Better to lick your wounds than re-open old ones. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Aries
Mar 21 - Apr 20
The world can seem full of rules that must never be broken. In truth, there are fewer of these than we imagine. Recently you may have become almost too willing to accept a restriction. Previous efforts to challenge this have led to frustration. Figuring that you may as well cut your coat according to your cloth, you've reluctantly selected the only pattern that seems viable. But with Mars now in the sign where Pluto has just turned direct, look again at a potential path to success. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Taurus
Apr 21 - May 21
Must it always be so difficult to be heroic? Does the very fact that we have principles require them to be tested? And just because we strive so hard to stick to our own, why should it upset us if we see others capitulate under pressure? But perhaps your refusal to compromise, intransigence that so often gets you into trouble, is also what you're admired for? It's not always easy to do the right thing, but once the dust settles, it's always rewarding. Take the highest road today. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Gemini
May 22 - June 22
Some people think we shouldn't teach history to children... that it's not fair to make them try to understand things that happened before their time. Instead, they argue, adults should have to examine their lives, and study them in a wider context. But we can learn so much from what happened before we were born - and from what we've been through in our own lives. With Mars in a new sign and Mercury returning to the part of the sky that reveals your past, history holds valuable clues to your future. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Cancer
Jun 23 - Jul 23
'We must accept finite disappointment, but never lose infinite hope,' said the late, great Martin Luther King, Jr. There is a lesson for all of us, whether we are marginalised in a society determined to deny us a voice or paralysed by personal struggles. This quote infers that hope alone is not the answer. It encourages us, when we take a blow, to press on. Remember: defeat shouldn't mean capitulation. Show your steel. With a little polish, it will shine bright in the glint of the sun. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Leo
Jul 24 - Aug 23
When you read a novel, you put a portion of your life into someone's hands. The more involved you become, the more disappointed you'll feel if things work out badly in the story. What if your storyteller's perspective is pessimistic? It will affect you. It'll affect you even more, though, when the story is being told about you by a negative voice in the back of your own mind. What plot is your inner writer now shaping? In the wake of the Sun-Jupiter conjunction, you still have the power to change it. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Virgo
Aug 24 - Sep 23
Sometimes we believe because we want to believe, rather than taking a view based on the evidence available. This isn't always a foolish position to take. Often, calculations only work for logical problems... the world is far from being an A+B=C sort of place. There are usually a few X, Y and Zs hiding nearby, messing with the equation. The cosmos is encouraging you to do some 'creative accounting'. It's not an invitation to deceive or take shortcuts, but it suggests that more will add up than you fear. To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Libra
Sep 24 - Oct 23
The recent conjunction of Jupiter and the Sun in your sign is an omen. It heralds events that are to come. Whilst the presence of such a cosmic blessing is uplifting, we would be wrong to expect dramatic change too soon. We need to be looking at the coming weeks and months to get the true timescale on what may become possible for you. But, please, don't doubt the importance of this portent, and, most particularly, the ability it has to make you feel more positive in every way. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Scorpio
Oct 24 - Nov 22
Will you have whiskey with your water, or sugar with your tea? What are these crazy questions, that they're asking of me? This is the wildest party there ever could be!' Thus wrote Randy Newman in Mama Told Me Not To Come. No matter what your poison, your life may feel as if it's 'under the influence' at the moment. But it's unlikely to be the kind of influence that sends you to sleep on the sofa. It's a stimulant - time to wake up and smell the coffee. Don't be afraid to join the party! To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
Sagittarius
Nov 23 - Dec 21
The potential financial benefits of this week's Jupiter-Sun conjunction are not the only advantages the cosmos is conferring on you. You can look forward to movement in almost every area of your life, especially those that touch upon your sense of justice. It's wrong to think that you're without hope or help in an important matter. To take advantage of this rare celestial opportunity, you may have to combine with your allies. But if you fight the good fight, you will get results. To truly make sense of who you are and where your life is going you need a full horoscope chart. These charts are all about you! So change your life for the better and get an amazingly accurate personal reading now!
Capricorn
Dec 22 - Jan 20
Yesterday, we talked of celestial developments affecting your sign and how they can help you turn things around. Where in your life have you given up hope of seeing progress? Where does it feel as if you've hit a wall... that you've run as far as you can go? They say that life is a marathon, not a sprint. Yet there are certainly times when we need to put our pedal to the metal, and catch a slipstream. Now is one of those times. Luckily, the cosmos is painting you with 'go-faster' stripes! To discover who you truly are, what makes you tick, and what's just around the corner, you need a full personal horoscope report. Change your future... change your life with an amazingly accurate personal report now!
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