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Machotaildrop (2009)

Actors: James Faulkner (actor), Béla Vaszary (miscellaneous crew), Shon Tomlin (producer), Lukács Bicskey (actor), Steve Olson (actor), Pat Parnell (actor), John Rado (actor), Rick McCrank (actor), Vanessa Guide (actress), Oliver Linsley (producer), C.J. Olivares (producer), Jared Valentine (producer), Scott Paridon (producer), Alex Craig (editor), Alex Craig (writer),

Plot: Machotaildrop is a highly visual and fantastical journey about an amateur skateboarder, Walter Rhum, who realizes his dream of turning pro and riding for the world's greatest skateboard company... Machotaildrop. Set in an anachronistic time and place, Machotaildrop is the greatest skateboard company of its day and the regal and grand sport of skateboarding has been thriving for many generations. Walter's journey serves as a window through which we discover the dark underbelly of what appears at first to be a benign skateboard company.

Keywords: one-word-title, skateboard, youth-gang
Genres: Action, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: The memoirs of Walter Rhum Roll with the Gods

Spanish Fly (1976)

Actors: Sergio Mendizábal (actor), Emiliano Redondo (actor), Gladys Goldsmith (miscellaneous crew), Ernst Bach (writer), Frank Thornton (actor), Terry-Thomas (actor), Ron Goodwin (composer), José Lifante (actor), Leslie Phillips (actor), Franz Arnold (writer), Marisa Porcel (actress), Ramiro Oliveros (actor), Nadiuska (actress), Graham Armitage (actor), Peter James (writer),

Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: A Funny Sensation Put a Little Sting in Your Fling! The Comedy Aphrodisiac

I'm Going to Get You... Elliot Boy (1971)

Actors: Abdullah the Butcher (actor), Jerry Thomas (writer), Ed Forsyth (editor), Ed Forsyth (writer), Ed Forsyth (director), Edward Blessington (actor), Allan Alper (composer), Jeremy Hart (actor), Paul Kelman (actor), Don MacQuarrie (actor), Paul Fulford (writer), Bob McCord (actor), Donald Cook (actor), Richard Gishler (actor), P.J. Slutker (miscellaneous crew),

Genres: Crime, Drama,
Taglines: The Steel Trap Held Them Apart "...the impact of a head-on collision!"

Quotes:

Elliot Markson: I had two long years to figure you out, you stupid, money-hungry bitch!::Sherri: That's right, 100%! I was stupid enough to think you were smart enough to pull it off.

Elliot Markson: [unsure if he is in the right cell] Hi. I, uh, I belong in here.::Yurik Slowsky: [pregnant pause] That's funny, the rest of us were framed.

Heiraten ist immer ein Risiko (1967)

Actors: Ulli Philipp (actress), Heinz Bennent (actor), Bruno Hübner (actor), Carl-Heinz Schroth (actor), Arno Assmann (director), Gisela Trowe (actress), Edith Heerdegen (actress), Joachim Ansorge (actor), Monika Berg (actress), Peter Hacks (writer), Hans Joachim Pauli (writer),

Genres: Comedy, Crime,

Carry on Nurse (1959)

Actors: Bill Owen (actor), Norman Rossington (actor), Cyril Chamberlain (actor), Ed Devereaux (actor), Leslie Phillips (actor), Brian Oulton (actor), Kenneth Connor (actor), Fred Griffiths (actor), Charles Hawtrey (actor), Wilfrid Hyde-White (actor), Harry Locke (actor), Martin Boddey (actor), Frank Forsyth (actor), Michael Medwin (actor), Kenneth Williams (actor),

Plot: Set in Haven Hospital where a certain men's ward is causing more havoc than the whole hospital put together. The formidable Matron's debut gives the patients a chill every time she walks past, with only Reckitt standing up to her. There's a colonel who is a constant nuisance, a bumbling nurse, a romance between Ted York and Nurse Denton, and Bell who wants his bunion removed straight away, so after drinking alcohol, the men decide to remove the bunion themselves!

Keywords: actor-shares-first-name-with-character, based-on-play, carry-on, character-name-in-title, colonel, daffodil, flower-in-one's-anus, independent-film, lingerie-slip, medical
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: It'll fracture your funnybone ! If you never see another COMEDY you must SEE Carry On Nurse . . . a real whing-ding in the men's wing! Doctor - Nurse - Patient situations to keep you in stitches! From the same stars and team that gave you the sensational comedy success "Carry on Sergeant" Sly! Slick! Side-Splitting! By Far The Screen's Fastest, Funniest Farce!

Quotes:

Ted York: Did it win?::Second Ambulance Man: That nag should be going into hospital, not you!::Ted York: I wonder who won the baby stakes?::[Ted get up from the strecher, which collapses on top of the First Ambulance Man]::Ted York: [looking down] Supposing I'd been on it!

[Nurse Dawson approaches Ted with a large tablet]::Ted York: You have given one of these before?::Nurse Stella Dawson: Oh, good gracious, hundreds.::[Hands him a glass of water]::Nurse Stella Dawson: There you are, get it down now.::Nurse Dorothy Denton: [Passing:] Other end, Nurse.::[Nurse Dawson looks ashamed]::Ted York: Never mind. With a face like mine, it's a mistake anyone might make.

Sister: It's Matron's round.::Percy Hickson: Mine's a pint!

The Colonel: Come come, Matron. Surely you've seen a temperature taken like this before?::Matron: Yes Colonel. But never with a daffodil!

Life with Father (1947)

Actors: George Meader (actor), Martin Milner (actor), Monte Blue (actor), John Beck (actor), Joseph E. Bernard (actor), Philo McCullough (actor), Frank Elliott (actor), Edmund Gwenn (actor), Creighton Hale (actor), Fred Kelsey (actor), Douglas Kennedy (actor), Jimmy Lydon (actor), Jean Del Val (actor), Thomas Martin (actor), Moroni Olsen (actor),

Plot: In late nineteenth century New York a Wall Street broker likes to think his house runs his way, but finds himself constantly bemused at how much of what happens is down to his wife. His children are also stretching their wings, discovering girls and making money out of patent medicine selling. When it comes to light he has never been baptized and everyone starts insisting he must do so, it all starts to get a bit too much.

Keywords: baptism, based-on-novel, based-on-play, belief-in-hell, belief-in-the-afterlife, blockbuster, boy, brother-brother-relationship, businessman, catechism
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Here for all!! All the happiness of the play that ran longer, the laughs that were louder than any known before!

Quotes:

Father: I'm going to be baptized!

Father: They can't keep me out of heaven on a technicality!

Clarence Day: Jiminy, another wreck on the New Haven. That always disturbs the stock market. Father won't like that.::Vinnie: I do wish the New Haven would stop having wrecks. If they knew how much it upsets your father.

Father: What's that doing in here?::Vinnie: That's our new rubber plant.::Father: The place for rubber plants is on the equator. Take that object out, Catherine. You're not Catherine.::Annie: No, sir.::Father: Good. Never liked Catherine, anyway.

Father: Why did God make so many dumb fools and Democrats?

Miss Wiggins: Sir, before I can let any girl go from this establishment, I must know the character of the home in which she will be employed.::Father: Madam, *I* am the character of my home.

Rev. Dr. Lloyd: After considerable thought, we voted that out supporting members should each contribute a sum equal to the cost of their pew.::Father: I paid $5,000 for that pew.::Vinnie: Yes, Clare, that makes out contribution $5,000.::Father: That's robbery. Do you know what that pew is worth today? $3,000. That's what the last one sold for. I've taken a dead loss on that pew of $2,000 already. Frank Bags sold me that pew when the market was at its peak. He knew when to get out. And I'm warning you, Vinnie. If the market ever goes up, I'm going to unload that pew!

Rev. Dr. Lloyd: Mrs. Day, your husband is a practical man. We've had to be practical about the new church. We have all the facts and figures.::Father: Oh? What's the property worth where we are now?::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: Oh, let's see. Is it $40,000? I know the figure has a four in it.::Father: What's the new piece of property going to cost you?::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: I think the figure I heard mentioned was $85,000. Or was it $185,000?::Father: Dr. Lloyd, you preach that someday, we'll all have to answer to God.::Rev. Dr. Lloyd: We shall indeed.::Father: Well, I hope God doesn't ask you any questions with figures in them!

Vinnie: But Clare, they're just staying in that little room of Clarence's.::Father: The trouble is, they don't stay there. They stay in the bathroom. Every time I want to take a bath, it's full of giggling females washing their hair!

Mary: That's funny. The words are the same, but it's the wrong tune.::Clarence Day: Oh, it can't be the wrong tune. We sing it exactly that way in church.::Mary: We don't sing it that way in the Methodist Church. You see, we're Methodist.::Clarence Day: Oh, that's too bad. Oh, I don't mean it's too bad that you're a Methodist. Anybody's got a right to be anything they want, but what I mean is, we're... *Episcopalians*.

Der Skarabäus (1938)

Actors: Alfred Greven (producer), Paul Bildt (actor), Kurt Hoffmann (director), Werner Pledath (actor), Franz Schafheitlin (actor), Hans Adalbert Schlettow (actor), Hans Zesch-Ballot (actor), Gottlieb Madl (editor), Ottmar Ostermayr (producer), Erich Bartels (actor), Fridtjof Mjøen (actor), Edna Greyff (actress), Ludwig Metzger (writer),

Genres: Short,

The Great Impersonation (1935)

Actors: Adolph Milar (actor), Lowden Adams (actor), Robert Bolder (actor), Harry Allen (actor), Edward Cooper (actor), David Dunbar (actor), Dwight Frye (actor), Lumsden Hare (actor), Brandon Hurst (actor), Claude King (actor), Murray Kinnell (actor), Henry Kolker (actor), Edmund Lowe (actor), Edmund Lowe (actor), Thomas R. Mills (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Marriage Business (1927)

Actors: Leslie S. Hiscott (writer), Jack Rutherford (actor), Leslie S. Hiscott (director), Owen Nares (actor), Jeff Barlow (actor), Marjorie Hume (actress), Estelle Brody (actress), Polly Ward (actress), F.A. Enders (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

A Man of His Word (1915)

Actors: George Loane Tucker (director), Gerald Ames (actor), George Bellamy (actor), Hayford Hobbs (actor), Douglas Munro (actor), Charles Rock (actor), Hubert Willis (actor), Gwynne Herbert (actress), George Loane Tucker (writer), Lewis Gilbert (actor), Philip Hewland (actor), Mary Dibley (actress), Henry Ainley (actor), Christine Rayner (actress), Horace Annesley Vachell (writer),

Genres: Drama,