Column 8
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"How could a newsreader expect us to stay tuned if she commenced her segment by saying 'Good Night'?"
"How could a newsreader expect us to stay tuned if she commenced her segment by saying 'Good Night'?"
Could C8 readers join me to do something about this nonsense of "reaching out" asks Peter Skinner, Beecroft.
Junk phone calls - your solution
Mr Mason's convincing scarecrow
"Such horrendous clashes as checks with dairy cows or stripes with clocks": Michael Fox shares concerns about his wife's pyjamas
A day for a grumble
Rod Ham Nam (C8) made a pre-emptive strike on the matter of how long a business can advertise it is 'closing down'.
Geraldine O'Brien, Redfern, writes: "Flyers on smartpoles around Kent and Liverpool streets offering foreign students courses in hospitality and aged-care services from Gallops Eduservices add the reassuring promise that 'WE SPEAKS MANDARINE AND CENTONISE'."
Alligators on Florida golf courses — that's nothing
How to calculate if you are at risk of a snake attack
Now attack birds target golfers as well
Hillary is too 'generalistic'
Censored
How to get a drink before noon - the solution
Hands-free dining for motorists
They're all Kutchabumprovs.
Advice from the late Elizabeth the Queen Mother
Spam, Spam, Spam...
The remarkable retail sector
Why can't Australia produce its own garlic?
How to outlive a stainless steel saucepan
A can of worms
How old is a granny-aged shopper?
Anything else?
Fashion news
Red Carpet Day - Column 8 winners announced
Drugs debate ahead of Column 8 awards on Monday
Column 8 - bigger than Ben Hur
You are never too old for jury duty
Post early for Christmas
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