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You don't bring me Flowers anymore.

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850
Sit down and watch all of this now.

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A 15-year-old girl in Maryland got pepper-sprayed in the face for not being helpful to the police while she was riding her bike.

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YOU COME READ YOUR TOP TEN STORIES RIGHT NOW!
So there.

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Can Hillary unhinge Donald? Doesn't he come pre-unhinged?

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512
Oh goddamn.
Unclear whether it's the Clinton or Trump foundation. If the workers never got paid, it's Trump's.

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Oh, look! Both presidential candidates have charitable foundations. And you can probably guess which one is a real charity.

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Singer-songwriter and Wonkette pal Jill Sobule is doing a badass project called My Song Is My Weapon, to bring the protest song into the modern era. You should know about it!

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Probably the scariest thing, to me, about the idea of a Trump presidency is that we as a country will be rewarding and validating...

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Is there real estate porn in this post? YOU BET YOUR ASS.
The Thin Blue Line

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Good lord, we're actually praising the justice system in Oklahoma. It may not become a habit.

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If this isn't enough to make you vote against Trump, then nothing is.
Portrait of volunteer Karen Green by 12-year-old refugee kid. Note: glittery stars could be used as shrapnel in a bomb.

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A few reminders that real Americans aren't as dumb as Donald Trump wants them to be.

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Have you taken your daily vitamins yet today? I hope so! But in addition to that, I've also got a hefty dose of RED...

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These people need to understand only Donald Trump gets to say racist stuff with impunity

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Concern troll is concern trolling.

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You get in here and read your news brief, RIGHT NOW!

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He will increase the national debt bigly!
The eyes seem to follow your wallet around the room

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Donald Trump doesn't have to follow the same financial rules other people do. It's so obvious when you think about it.

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Judge Tim Philpot says gay marriage is just like jumbo shrimp and magnificent chihuahuas. THOSE THINGS AREN'T EVEN REAL!
Truly unexpected

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Since Barack Obama keeps refusing to resign for his many crimes, House Republicans are still trying to find SOMEBODY to impeach over the long-discredited...

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Hey, millennials! It is Hillary Clinton, doing a funny thing!

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Kathy Miller claims that she never saw any of this 'racism' stuff when she was growing up in the 1960s.
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