14th Dalai Lama

Den sidste rejse (2011)

Actors: The Dalai Lama (actor), George Keller (composer), Lasse Spang Olsen (writer), Lasse Spang Olsen (director), Lasse Spang Olsen (editor), Finn Nørbygaard (actor), Jacob Haugaard (actor), Stefan Cronwall (actor), Rafael Pettersson (actor), Gerard Bidstrup (actor), Björn Åkesson (actor), Christina Rothlin Löfqvist (actress), Michael Hannover (producer), Ulla Keto (producer), Søren Bruun (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy,

Heaven in Exile (2010)

Actors: The Dalai Lama (actor), Mario Lathan (editor), Aaron Bleich (producer), H.H. Ogyen Trinley Dorje The Karmapa (actor), Omar Rosales (producer), Omar Rosales (actor), Omar Rosales (writer), Omar Rosales (writer), Omar W. Rosales (writer), Omar W. Rosales (producer), Victoria Holt (writer), Omar W. Rosales (director), Omar W. Rosales (actor), Tai Situ Rinpoche (actor), Tai Situ Rimpoche (actor),

Plot: 50 Years after the fall of Tibet, Buddhist Masters exiled to Northern India Struggle to maintain their culture, traditions, and heritage. Visit with the most Powerful Buddhist Masters of our Age, including His Holiness the XIV Dalai Lama and His Holiness the XVII Karmapa, as we search for a Heaven in Exile.

Keywords: dalai-lama, karmapa, reincarnation, tibet
Genres: Adventure, Documentary, Drama, History,
Taglines: A Buddhist Prince is Crowned, the Dalai Lama waits . . . and the Struggle for Freedom Continues

The Gift (2010)

Actors: The Dalai Lama (actor), Demian Lichtenstein (producer), Demian Lichtenstein (actor), Demian Lichtenstein (writer), Demian Lichtenstein (director), Michael Beckwith (actor), Carlos José Alvarez (composer), Rita Guedes (actress), Anya Benton (actress), Tracey McCall (actress), Marianne Williamson (actress), Dave Hagen (editor), Dave Hagen (writer), Dave Hagen (producer), Mariann Gavelo (actress),

Genres: Documentary,

Superhero Movie (2008)

Actors: Leslie Nielsen (actor), Michael Papajohn (actor), Christopher McDonald (actor), Dan Castellaneta (actor), Kevin Hart (actor), Tracy Morgan (actor), John Getz (actor), Robert Hays (actor), Aki Aleong (actor), Keith David (actor), Drake Bell (actor), Robert Joy (actor), Kurt Fuller (actor), Brent Spiner (actor), Thomas Rosales Jr. (actor),

Genres: Action, Comedy, Sci-Fi, Thriller,
Taglines: The greatest Superhero movie of all time! (not counting all the others)

Quotes:

[after Aunt Lucille farts through Rick and Jill's conversation, Hourglass breaks through the window]::Hourglass: Sorry to drop in uninvited.::Rick Riker: It's okay. We were hoping someone would open a window. It was getting stuffy in here.

Uncle Albert: With great power comes... ow!::Rick Riker: Great responsibility? Try to breathe!::Uncle Albert: I can't. You're kneeling on my balls!

Uncle Albert: [to Rick about a book on puberty] There are mood swings, fluid retention, and once a month you'll bleed from your vagina.::[awkward pause]::Uncle Albert: This may be the wrong book.

Rick Riker: I'm not wearing any diamonds.

Rick Riker: [during a prolonged conversation with Jill while plummeting from a rooftop] This is a really tall building.

Lou Landers: [before death] Oh fuck.

Uncle Albert: God, Lucille! How could you take her away from me! I can't live without her! Lucille! Snookie lumps!::Undertaker: I'm sorry, there's been a terrible mistake. This is your wife.::Uncle Albert: [sees Lucille in other casket] Ah!::Undertaker: She is this man's wife.::Uncle Albert: Give me five minutes.

Tom Cruise: [clapping with each syllable to emphasize his point] Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name - o.

Uncle Albert: [lovingly] Your thighs look like warm cottage cheese someone threw up on a hot sidewalk.::Aunt Lucille Adams: And you've always had a tiny penis.::Uncle Albert: Well, what does it matter when you're in love?

Priest: We are gathered today to say goodbye to Lucille Adams.::Mourners: Goodbye!

The Iron Man (2006)

Actors: William McNamara (actor), James Duval (actor), Jack Sojka (producer), Rena Owen (actress), Travis Huff (actor), Jon Abrahams (actor), Daniel Franzese (actor), Jon D. Wagner (miscellaneous crew), Nick Nicotera (actor), Erin Tambellini (miscellaneous crew), Aldo Shllaku (composer), Nectar Rose (actress), Jenae Altschwager (actress), Tanja Reichert (actress), Holly Fields (actress),

Genres: Biography, Comedy,

Fat Slags (2004)

Actors: Geri Halliwell (actress), Dolph Lundgren (actor), Anthony Head (actor), John Thomson (actor), Steve Punt (actor), Naomi Campbell (actress), Jerry O'Connell (actor), Les Dennis (actor), Eamonn Holmes (actor), David Schneider (actor), Angus Deayton (actor), Burt Kwouk (actor), Lee Isserow (actor), Matt Curtis (miscellaneous crew), Ed Bye (director),

Plot: Fat Slags charts the rise and fall of our eponymous heroines, who are unrepentantly vulgar and crass. Leaving their hometown of Fulchester in the North of England, Sandra and Tracey head for the bright lights of London, shagging and boozing their way to fame and fortune. Sean Cooley an internationally renowned billionaire suffers a blow to the head, rendering him temporarily insane on the day The Fat Slags arrive in London. Spotting them on a popular daytime TV chat show, he falls in love with their larger than life look and approach. Determined to make them stars, he forces fashion designer Fidor Konstantin to base his next collection around the girls, creating a media sensation. In a whirlwind turn of events, Sandra and Tracey take the UK by storm, hitting number one in the record charts and inadvertently winning the Turner Prize. As far as the press is concerned, fat is the new black... Throughout their journey into the world of celebrity, the girls maintain their unique and endearing vulgarity, coupled with an innocence that draws the British public to their cause. However, in private, jealousy is driving a wedge between Sandra and Tracey as they both vie for the attentions of Cooley. Only when he regains his mental faculties and turns on our unlikely heroines, do they realise that friendship is the only real thing they have in the mad world they've become a part of.

Keywords: based-on-comic, fat
Genres: Comedy,

Quotes:

Sandra: [Pulls out a cigerette] All right, Trace?::Tracey: No. I hear this welding is bad for your health!

Sandra: [Checking mail] Bill, bill, bill, bill... I don't know why this bloke keeps writing to me!::Tracey: Who?::Sandra: Bill. There's no way I'm meeting him: Strangeways.

Tracey: I could do with a snack, chips with curry sauce::Sandra: I fancy a bag o' crisps!::Tracey: Ooh, what flavour?::Sandra: Prawn cocktail?::Tracey: Ooh, you posh git!

Foreman: Hey, you two! Now, what would you say if I thought you two were doing a terrific job, and you both deserve a raise?::Sandra: Really?::Tracey: Really?::Foreman: NOOOOOOO! You're bloody awful! You're rubbish! The deliveries are weeks behind, your timekeeping stinks, and as for your safety record, you're worse than that bloke with Parkinson's down at the nitroglycerine factory! You two are a couple of useless, brain-dead seacows. Just give me one more excuse to fire your fat arses. Go on!::[a fire that Sandra unknowingly started earlier reaches some gas tanks, causing an explosion that demolishes the factory]

Dave: We're lookin' for our birds, ain't we, ya wazzock!::Immigration 1: I think their interest in them is sexual.::Baz: Too fuckin' right it's sexual. Our Sandra gives him a hard-on!::Immigration 1: What did he say? What did you just say?::Baz: [speaking slowly] Our Sandra. Him. Hard-on!::Immigration 2: Osama Bin Laden? [Baz and Dave are shown being deported to Afghanistan]

Kundun (1997)

Actors: Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Martin Scorsese (director), Tim Monich (miscellaneous crew), Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew), Enzo Sisti (miscellaneous crew), Philip Glass (composer), Thelma Schoonmaker (editor), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Kim Chan (actor), Barbara De Fina (producer), Patricia Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Ben Wang (actor), Ken Leung (actor), Joel Proust (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy. The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.

Quotes:

Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.

[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.

Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.

Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.

Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.

Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.

Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.

Kundun (1997)

Actors: Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Martin Scorsese (director), Tim Monich (miscellaneous crew), Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew), Enzo Sisti (miscellaneous crew), Philip Glass (composer), Thelma Schoonmaker (editor), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Kim Chan (actor), Barbara De Fina (producer), Patricia Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Ben Wang (actor), Ken Leung (actor), Joel Proust (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy. The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.

Quotes:

Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.

[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.

Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.

Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.

Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.

Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.

Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.

Kundun (1997)

Actors: Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Martin Scorsese (director), Tim Monich (miscellaneous crew), Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew), Enzo Sisti (miscellaneous crew), Philip Glass (composer), Thelma Schoonmaker (editor), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Kim Chan (actor), Barbara De Fina (producer), Patricia Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Ben Wang (actor), Ken Leung (actor), Joel Proust (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy. The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.

Quotes:

Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.

[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.

Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.

Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.

Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.

Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.

Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.

Kundun (1997)

Actors: Randall Balsmeyer (miscellaneous crew), Martin Scorsese (director), Tim Monich (miscellaneous crew), Robert 'Bobby Z' Zajonc (miscellaneous crew), Enzo Sisti (miscellaneous crew), Philip Glass (composer), Thelma Schoonmaker (editor), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Robin Mounsey (miscellaneous crew), Kim Chan (actor), Barbara De Fina (producer), Patricia Johnson (miscellaneous crew), Ben Wang (actor), Ken Leung (actor), Joel Proust (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: The Tibetans refer to the Dalai Lama as 'Kundun', which means 'The Presence'. He was forced to escape from his native home, Tibet, when communist China invaded and enforced an oppressive regime upon the peaceful nation of Tibet. The Dalai Lama escaped to India in 1959 and has been living in exile in Dharamsala ever since.

Keywords: 1930s, 1940s, 1950s, airplane, amnesty, arrest, assassination, assassination-attempt, atomic-bomb, bell
Genres: Biography, Drama, History, War,
Taglines: The destiny of a people lies in the heart of a boy. The amazing story of the fourteenth Dalai Lama.

Quotes:

Dalai Lama: I see a safe journey, I see a safe return.

[hearing the Chinese propaganda loudspeakers blaring outside]::Dalai Lama: They have taken away our silence.

Indian: Are you the Lord Buddha?::Dalai Lama: I believe I am a reflection, like the moon on water. When you see me, and I try to be a good man, you see yourself.

Chairman Mao: Religion is poison.

Dalai Lama: Just like a dream experience, whatever things I enjoy will become a memory. Whatever is past will not be seen again.

Dalai Lama: I will liberate those not liberated. I will release those not released. I will relieve those unrelieved. And set living beings in nirvana.

Dalai Lama: Thus by the virtue that has collected through all that I have done may the pain of every living creature be completely cleared away.