Monday, August 01, 2016

Rat in me bedroom anger

Bristol Post: Woman hasn't been into her bedroom for a week because there's a rat in there

Brave photographer went in and saw rat poo. Good man, above and beyond stuff, there.

Spotter's Badge: My inbox is 90% rat broom lady

Sports facilities anger

Stoke Sentinel: Neighbours object to proposed new sports facilities at school

Yeah, why should young people get a better chance in life? THINK OF THE PROPERTY PRICES

Spotter's Badge: Matthew

Someone stop seagulls pooing anger

MK Citizen: Man clutching a resin model owl can't stop seagulls going to the toilet, mostly on him

No idea about the owl. Maybe he just likes owls.

Spotter's Badge: Mike

Sunday, July 31, 2016

We don't want your Pokemon round here messing with the dead people anger

Barry and District News: Councillors ban Pokemon Go from local cemetery

Top marks to the reporter for actually finding a Pokemon and asking what it thinks of the ban.

"Screw you, Barry Town Council"
Just as we expected. Was rather hoping for a Digglet.

Spotter's Badge: Shirl

Stolen swing anger

Southland Times: The people who stole the swing from kiddiewinks are going to SUFFER

"As you can see, what remains makes a perfect torture implement for the culprits"

They don't mess about in New Zealand.

Stop using our street as a rat run anger

London Evening Standard: Residents fed up of lorries using their street as a short cut

Top marks to the truck driver, on a zebra crossing with both thumbs up.

Spotter's Badge: Jon H

Speeding drivers anger

Bexley News Shopper: Woman starts petition over speeding after her cat is killed

Strong clothes pegs in the hair skills here.

Spotter's Badge: Christina

Saturday, July 30, 2016

"I'm not racist but..." anger

Gloucestershire Live: Man with Nazi flag on display at his house denies he's racist

Apology accepted, just as long as you don't have anything else that can be misconstrued as a little bit, you know... completely fucking insanely racist.

Oh.

Spotter's Badge: Loaftoaster, Mal

No lollies for you anger

Gloucestershire Live: Teacher plans to buy lollies for the whole school, but Morrison's won't let her

And now she's stolen your trolley. How do you like THEM apples?

Spotter's Badge: Shôn

Fell down a hole anger

Watford Observer: Woman falls down pothole while collecting child from school, blames everybody else

Click through to the comments, where she wades in and digs herself an even deeper hole. Which she will probably fall down.

Spotter's Badge: TRT, Ed, Jay

Friday, July 29, 2016

Oh look it's you again anger

Plymouth Herald: Man who once appeared on Too Fat To Work (amongst many other things) campaigns against new branch of KFC

He's going to chain himself to a fence. Good luck with that.


Spotter's Badge: Nikki

Even more seagull attack anger

Worcester News: Kill them! KILL THEM ALL!! says victim of seagull attack

You're free to say that, of course, but now the seagulls know who you are and where you live.

Spotter's Badge: Ade

Thursday, July 28, 2016

Not really all that angry over theft anger

Northern Echo: Thief makes off with bottle of rum laced with laxatives

Jeremy Corbyn - centre - taking a great deal of satisfaction in this.

Spotter: Joss

Stop stealing my mobility scooter anger

Bournemouth Echo: Man is robbed of his mobility scooter for the second time this year, and would quite like people to stop

The folded arms of disgruntlement

Spotter's Badge: Ben

Wednesday, July 27, 2016

Rubbish play areas anger

Eastern Daily Press: Mayor of Cromer concerned about sad state of town's playgrounds

The mayor of Cromer looks like he's 14 years old.

Spotter's Badge: Dave