Gingerbread man

Scared Shrekless (2010)

Actors: Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Kristen Schaal (actress), Conrad Vernon (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mark M. Tokunaga (miscellaneous crew), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Aron Warner (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Devon Werkheiser (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor), Sean Bishop (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Quotes:

Pinocchio: Eww! I'm too young to have termites!::The Cricket: I'm no termite, Pinocchio. I'm a cricket.::Pinocchio: You were the voice in my head this whole time?::The Cricket: That's right. I'm was the one putting all those those thoughts in your noggin. I'm your conscience, and as long as I as you let me, I'll always be in...::[Pinocchio squashes him]::Shrek: The end.::Pinocchio: That wasn't me! I never had any bugs in my head. Ha ha. Ask anyone!::Shrek: Okay, then. Why don't we ask start by asking your conscience!::[shows Pinocchio a cricket in his hand]

Shrek: Oh, wow. Terrifying. I don't know how I'm gonna sleep now.::Princess Fiona: Happy Halloween, everyone.::Donkey: Oh, man.::Gingerbread Man: [to Donkey] I thought you said this was gonna scare 'em.

Pinocchio: [hanging by his string, Shrek closes curtain on him] Hey! I worked hard on this costume!

Donkey: Admit it, Shrek. Weren't you even a little bit scared?::Princess Fiona: Donkey, ogres don't get scared. We do the scaring.::Shrek: And that's why we're the kings of Halloween.::Donkey: I beat we can find something that will scare the pants off you!::Wolf: Which would scare me.::Shrek: Oh, really? And what do you have in mind?::Donkey: All of us telling scary stories all night long. There ain't no way you won't be scared.::Puss in Boots: Yes! Stories to make your blood run cold!::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: Stories to terrify you.::Donkey: Yeah!::Puss in Boots: And whoever shall last through the night shall be called the king of Halloween.::Shrek: I accept.::Donkey: We doubly accept.

Shrek: Buckle up, everybody. The quicker I scare the wits out of you, the sooner I can be home, cozy in my bed. Unless anyone else thinks they've got what it takes.::Pinocchio: Oh! Oh! Pick me, pick me! I have a scary story!::Wolf: This isn't the one about you getting trapped in the petting zoo again, is it? 'Cause that's not scary.::Pinocchio: Actually, if you look at it with *my* perspective...::Gingerbread Man: Hey, guess what, Pinocchio, no one cares! Get ready to send these jokers home, Shrek, 'cause I've got a doozy, and it's all true! Ahem. It was a dark and stormy night...

Gingerbread Man: Wait! More sugar.::Muffin Man: But that is not the recipe.::Gingerbread Man: Trust me, Muffin Man, this girl's gotta be real sweet. I want someone who will love me forever.::Muffin Man: I must warn you, Gingy. No one has ever made cookies with this much sugar. You are tampering with forces far beyond your comprehension!::Gingerbread Man: Just put her in the oven.

Puss in Boots: Back when the lights came back on, it was the donkey taking a shower!::Donkey: Oh, my goodness! Why would I do that?::Puss in Boots: Ha ha! And right behind you, there was danger!::Donkey: Oh, man.::Puss in Boots: You were paralyzed!::Donkey: [screams]::Puss in Boots: It was a donkey-eating waffle. It was packing heat, and it wanted revenge.::Waffle: I want revenge!::Puss in Boots: The donkey ran. But how far can you run when you're on a plate covered in butter wearing a pink tutu?::Donkey: No!::Puss in Boots: And a sombrero. And a coconut brassiere. And about to be eaten alive!::Donkey: No, please! Please, I'll switch to pancakes! Aah!::Waffle: [swallows Donkey] Num, num, num!::Puss in Boots: And the donkey was never seen again.

Shrek: [Castle Duloc has become run-down; to Donkey] Look! It's that little thingy you love so much, remember?::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: [Shrek pulls the lever on the Information Booth, and the same mechanized marionettes pop out singing, this time looking very deranged] Welcome to Duloc/It's a creepy town/It was once pristine/Now it's all run down. We will chop off your head/And then laugh when you're dead/Duloc is a creepy place.::Creepy Clockwork Chorus: Come on in with your head,/Come lie down, break your... face/Duloc is... Duloc is... Duloc is a cre-py... place!::Shrek: [booth takes their picture, captioning it "Get Out"] Ooh! Let's do that again!::Donkey: NO!

Pinocchio: [possessed] When you wish upon a star, you get lots of stuff!

Interview with a Gingerbread Man (2009)

Actors: Matthew Davis (miscellaneous crew), Matthew Davis (producer), Matthew Davis (writer), Matthew Davis (director), Matthew Davis (editor), Matthew Davis (producer), Allie Mason (actor), Beckie Mason (actor), Donna Davis (actor), Matt Davis (director),

Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Christmas Do-Over (2006)

Actors: Maxine Brooks (miscellaneous crew), John Gilbert (editor), Jay Mohr (actor), Paul Colichman (producer), Jeffrey Schenck (producer), Ruta Lee (actress), Stephen P. Jarchow (producer), Kimberly A. Ray (producer), David Cohen (actor), Adrienne Barbeau (actress), Daphne Zuniga (actress), David Millbern (actor), Tim Thomerson (actor), Aaron Pope (miscellaneous crew), Krista Johnston (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Kevin tries to be involved with his son and ex-wife's family for Christmas. During dinner, he thought his Christmas *day* couldn't be more screwed; his son suddenly wishes it was Christmas every day. After that, it was a regular Groundhog's Day. Kevin learns new dance moves and can actually sing. Don't let the caroling fool you.

Keywords: christmas, divorce, holiday, time-loop, time-travel
Genres: Comedy, Family, Fantasy,

Far Far Away Idol (2004)

Actors: Antonio Banderas (actor), Simon Cowell (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Larry King (actor), Mike Myers (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Michael Gough (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Chris Miller (actor), Aron Warner (actor), Mark Moseley (actor), Randy Crenshaw (actor), Randy Crenshaw (actor), William Steig (writer),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Music, Short,

Quotes:

Puss In Boots: [singing] You keep saying, you got something for me. Something that you call love, but confess.::[he jumps out of his boots]::Puss In Boots: These boots are made for walking and that's just what they'll do, cos one of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you!::[he backflips into his boots]::Simon Cowell: Well, the cat's got my tongue, and possibly my vote.::[turns over to see that Shrek and Fiona have gone on stage]::Simon Cowell: Ugh, always breaking the rules.

Shrek: [about Pinocchio's performance] I would find his performance quite wooden actually.

Simon Cowell: [about Shrek and Fiona's performance] Ogreall impression: Rather wonderful.

Prince Charming: I'm too sexy for my shirt / Too sexy my shirt / So sexy it hurts... [Ugly Stepsister flirts with him from backstage] And I'm a model / You know what I mean / And I shake my little tush on the cat... [Shrek and Fiona open trapdoor under him]::Simon Cowell: That's the artist formerly known as Prince... Charming.

Donkey: [singing] Burn, baby, burn! Disco Inferno! Burn, baby, burn!::Simon Cowell: You're on fire, donkey! [Donkey keeps singing]::Shrek: No! You're really on fire!::Donkey: Wha -! [looks] Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shrek 2 (2004)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Julie Andrews (actress), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mike Myers (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), John Cleese (actor), Rupert Everett (actor), Larry King (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Antonio Banderas (actor), Jennifer Saunders (actress), Joan Rivers (actress),

Plot: Shrek has rescued Princess Fiona, got married, and now is time to meet the parents. Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey set off to Far, Far Away to meet Fiona's mother and father. But not everyone is happy. Shrek and the King find it hard to get along, and there's tension in the marriage. It's not just the family who are unhappy. Prince Charming returns from a failed attempt at rescuing Fiona, and works alongside his mother, the Fairy Godmother, to try and find a way to get Shrek away from Fiona.

Keywords: 3d-animation, arm-wrestling, arrogance, assassin, bar, based-on-book, based-on-fairy-tale, battle, best-friend, blind
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: In summer 2004, they're back for more.... Once upon another time... Not so far, far away...

Quotes:

Fairy Godmother: Remember, happiness is just a teardrop away...

Shrek: So, Fiona's father paid you to do this?::Puss-in-Boots: Oh, the rich king? Sí.

[Puss is watching Shrek and Fiona]::Puss-in-Boots: Whatever happens... I must not cry. You cannot make me cry... [breaks down sobbing]

Princess Fiona: Is that glitter on your lips?::Prince Charming: Mmm, cherry flavored. Want a taste?

[first lines]::Prince Charming: Once upon a time, in a kingdom far, far away, the king and queen were blessed with a beautiful baby girl, and throughout the land everyone was happy, until the sun went down, and they saw that their daughter was cursed with a frightful enchantment that took hold each and every night. Desperate, they sought the help of a fairy godmother, who had them lock the young princess away in a tower, there to await the kiss of the handsome Prince Charming. It was he who would chance the perilous journey through blistering cold and scorching desert, traveling for many days and nights, risking life and limb to reach the dragon's keep, for he was the bravest, and most handsome in all the land, and it was destiny that his kiss would break the dreaded curse. He alone would climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to enter the princess's chambers, cross the room to her sleeping silhouette, pull back the gossamer curtains to find her- gasp!::Wolf: What?::Prince Charming: Princess... Fiona?::Wolf: NO!::Prince Charming: Oh, thank heavens! Where is she?::Wolf: She's on her honeymoon.::Prince Charming: Honeymoon? With whom?

Shrek: The kingdom of FAR FAR Away, Donkey? That's where we're going! FAR! FAR!... away.

Puss-in-Boots: I hate Mondays.

[to Donkey, when Shrek, Donkey, and Puss are at a bar]::The Ugly Stepsister: Why the long face?

Donkey: Oh, Shrek. Don't worry. Things just seem bad because it's dark and rainy and Fiona's father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you.

Puss-in-Boots: Stop, ogre! I have misjudged you.::Shrek: Join the club. We got jackets.

Shrek 4-D (2003)

Actors: Jeffrey Katzenberg (producer), Cameron Diaz (actress), Mike Myers (actor), John Lithgow (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), Harry Gregson-Williams (composer), Philip R. Garrett (miscellaneous crew), Conrad Vernon (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Cody Cameron (actor), Christopher Knights (actor), Christopher Knights (actor), Paul Cuoco (miscellaneous crew), William Steig (writer), Michael Cutler (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: Shrek, Fiona, and Donkey are on their way to the hotel where Shrek and Fiona will spend their honeymoon when they encounter Lord Farquaad's ghost! Farquaad sends his henchman, Thelonious, to bring Princess Fiona to him where he will force her to become the queen of the ghostly world. Now, Shrek and Donkey must save the princess in this timeless tale that's filled with spooky-good fun

Keywords: 3-dimensional, 3d-sequel-to-2d-film, blind, character-name-in-title, comic-sidekick, computer-animation, digit-in-title, donkey, dragon, dreamworks-animated-film
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Quotes:

Donkey: We got a donkey driving a carriage made from an onion, it's dark, and our horses are wearing sunglasses. Hit it, boys!

Donkey: [after farquad grabs his tail] Uhhh, Shrek, I feel dead people.::Shrek: [trying to scare him] Don't tell me you have the willies, the shakes, the trembles, the heeeeeeeebie jeeeeeeebies.

Ghost of Farquaad: You might as well stop struggling, Princess. Soon you and I will be together forever. With you as my spirit-queen, I'll be King of the Underworld.::Princess Fiona: Over my dead body.::Ghost of Farquaad: Exactly.

Shrek (2001)

Actors: Conrad Vernon (writer), Jeffrey Katzenberg (producer), Elisa Gabrielli (actress), Mike Myers (actor), Cameron Diaz (actress), Steven Spielberg (producer), Kathleen Freeman (actress), Jim Cummings (actor), Charles Dennis (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Eddie Murphy (actor), John Lithgow (actor), Conrad Vernon (actor), John Powell (composer), Harry Gregson-Williams (composer),

Plot: When a green ogre called Shrek discovers his swamp has been 'swamped' with all sorts of fairytale creatures by the scheming Lord Farquaad, Shrek sets out, with a very loud donkey by his side, to 'persuade' Farquaad to give his swamp back. Instead, a deal is made. Farquaad, who wants to become the King, sends Shrek to rescue Princess Fiona, who is waiting for her one true love. But once they head back with Fiona, it starts to become apparent that not only does Shrek like Fiona, but Fiona is keeping something secret.

Keywords: accordion, alienation, altered-version-of-studio-logo, anachronism, animal-attack, anti-hero, arm-ripped-off, armor, awkward-silence, based-on-book
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The greatest fairy tale never told. It's COOL The Prince isn't charming. The Princess isn't sleeping. The sidekick isn't helping. The ogre is the hero. Fairy tales will never be the same again. Its Big!

Quotes:

Shrek: Donkey, two things okay? Shut... up!

Pinocchio: I'm not a puppet, I'm a real boy!::[nose grows]::Captain of Guards: Five shillings for the possessed toy. Take it away.

Captain of Guards: [as Donkey flies through the air on pixie dust] He can talk!::Donkey: That's right, fool! Now I'm a flying talking donkey! You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain't never seen a donkeyfly! Ha, ha! [pixie dust wears off] Uh-oh!

Donkey: And then one time I ate some rotten berries. Man, there were some strong gases seepin' outta my butt that day!

Shrek: [to Donkey] WHY are you following me?::Donkey: Oh, I'll tell you why.::[starts to sing]::Donkey: 'Cause I'm all alone / There's no one here beside me / My problems have all gone / There's no one to deride me! / But ya gotta have friends...::Shrek: STOP SINGING! Well, it's no wonder you don't have any friends!::Donkey: Wow! Only a TRUE friend would be that cruelly honest!

Donkey: Whoa. Look at that. Who'd wanna live in a place like that?::Shrek: That would be my home.::Donkey: Oh and it is LOVELY. You know, you're really quite a decorator. It's amazing what you've done with such a modest budget. I like that boulder. That is a NICE boulder.

[eyeing the "KEEP OUT" signs surrounding Shrek's home]::Donkey: You, uh... you don't entertain much, do you?::Shrek: I like my privacy.::Donkey: Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...::[big awkward silence ensues]::Donkey: ...Can I stay with you?::Shrek: What?::Donkey: Can I stay with you? Please?::Shrek: Of course!::Donkey: Really?::Shrek: NO!::Donkey: Please! I don't wanna go back there, you don't know what it's like to be treated as a freak!... Well, maybe you do... but that's why we gotta stick together! You gotta let me stay!

Donkey: We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning, I'm making waffles!

[Shrek discovers the seven dwarves have placed Snow White on his kitchen table]::Shrek: Oh, no no no no! Dead broad OFF the table!::Dwarf: Well, where are we supposed to put her? The bed's taken!::Shrek: Huh? [rushes over to his bed to find... ]::Big Bad Wolf: What?

Shrek: Go over there and see if you can find any stairs.::Donkey: Stairs? I thought we was lookin' for the Princess.::Shrek: The Princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.::Donkey: How do you know that?::Shrek: I read it in a book once.::Donkey: Cool! You handle the dragon, I'll handle the stairs!

Mixed Nuts (1994)

Actors: Liev Schreiber (actor), Garry Shandling (actor), Adam Sandler (actor), Michael Badalucco (actor), Robert Klein (actor), Anthony LaPaglia (actor), Victor Garber (actor), Kurt Lockwood (actor), Brian Markinson (actor), Brian Markinson (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Haley Joel Osment (actor), Steven Randazzo (actor), Rob Reiner (actor), Jon Stewart (actor),

Plot: Philip runs a crisis hotline with Catherine and Mrs Munchnik. That's the easy part, now it gets tricky... Stanley loves evicting people and he evicts Philip. Philip loves helping people and he is loved by Catherine. Catherine is loved by Louie who loves writing songs. Chris loves dancing to songs and loves to wear large dresses. Gracie also loves to wear large dresses because she's pregnant. She loves the baby's father, Felix, who loves to paint. That just leaves Mrs. Munchnik who hasn't been loved by anybody in a very long time.

Keywords: accidental-killing, baby-born, bankruptcy, birth, box-office-flop, breaking-the-fourth-wall, childbirth, christmas, christmas-eve, christmas-tree
Genres: Comedy, Drama,
Taglines: A Comedy On The Edge

Quotes:

Chris: Felix, I just want you to know I forgive you for shooting me in the foot.::Felix: I don't care!::Chris: Ok.

Catherine O'Shaughnessy: I'm not like you, Philip. I'm not one of those people that's only good on the phone. In person you just blame everybody. You made a mistake at the office, you gave out the address! Did I blame you? No! I blamed the Santa Anas! I don't even know what the Santa Anas are!::Philip: They're the dry winds that blow in from the...::Catherine O'Shaughnessy: Oh, shut up!

[Philip gives Mrs. Munchnik her Christmas gift]::Mrs. Munchnik: A fruitcake?::Philip: Yes.::Mrs. Munchnik: Remarkably like the one I gave you last year.

Felix: Look what I got for you! [takes out a piece of paper] This means that we can have the baby in a hospital for free! All we have to do is swear that we're completely broke and have absolutely no way of supporting ourselves and never will.::Gracie Barzini: Oh God! Felix, I don't want to hurt your feelings, but...::Felix: Honey, you are the only person in my whole life who has never hurt my feelings.::Gracie Barzini: ...you're a loser.

Susan: My psychiatrist thinks we should break up.::Philip: What? I didn't know you were going to a psychiatrist.::Susan: Well I'm not actually going to one. I've been dating one for four months.::Philip: This is so sudden!::Susan: I didn't want to tell you this over the phone, I really wanted to fax you. But you don't even *have* a fax! [hangs up]

[talking to caller on a suicide hotline]::Philip: May I put you on hold while I run to my desk? Uh... you're not calling from a bridge or holding a weapon, are you?::Hotline Caller: No.::Philip: Good.

[on the phone]::Philip: Just remember that in every pothole there is hope. Well, you see, pothole is spelled P-O-T-H-O-L-E. So if you take the P, and add it to the H, the O, and the E, and rearrange the letters... or contrariwise, you remove the O, T, and the L, you get "hope". So, just remember, in every pothole there is hope!

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Mrs. Munchnik: [On the phone] Well I'm simply crushed. Here I have waited my whole life for you, and now you don't even want me. Do go on! I believe you were discussing my cherry?::[the caller hangs up]::Mrs. Munchnik: I am so good at this, and soon I will be left high and dry, with no outlet for my talent.

Gracie Barzini: [grabs Felix's gun] Now, we have to empty it.::[She starts firing gun randomly around the walls and door]::Philip: [Struggles to grab the gun] Gracie, for God's sake!::Gracie Barzini: I AM EMPTYING IT! I AM SICK OF HIM! I AM PROTECTING US FROM HIM!

Tarts and Flowers (1950)

Actors: Jackson Beck (actor), Jackson Beck (actor), Jackson Beck (actor), Mae Questel (actress), Sam Buchwald (producer), Seymour Kneitel (producer), Izzy Sparber (producer), Bill Turner (writer), Winston Sharples (composer), Larry Riley (writer), Bill Tytla (director),

Plot: A fey chef delivers his daily recipes over the airwaves and into ladies' kitchens, including the kitchen of a young lady named Little Audrey. The radio announcer's frantic instructions for baking gingerbread wipe out Little Audrey, who goes to rest on a stool. Moments later, her timer goes off. And what should happen next but the gingerbread boy she is baking busts out of the oven, demanding to know why he is in her kitchen and not Cakeland where he belongs. The boy runs away and Audrey takes chase. He upsets a can of flour and suddenly Audrey's way is obscured by white clouds. Audrey gasps when she realizes that now she is indeed up in the clouds. And that's where she finds Cakeland, whose every citizen is a delicious pastry. Once she catches up with the gingerbread boy, she finds him with the angel food cake he plans to marry. Audrey helps the bride get ready for the wedding, which proves to be a grand event. But once the bride and groom are at the altar, a devil's food cake suddenly appears and kidnaps the poor bride. Audrey, armed with an egg beater, goes to the rescue.

Keywords: angel-cake, animal-cracker, anthropomorphic-cake, anthropomorphic-cookie, anthropomorphic-food, anthropomorphism, arrest, baking, batter, bell-ringing
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Short,

Quotes:

[title credits]::Chorus: # Oh, Little Audrey says, / Save for a rainy day. / She saves, but every time it rains, / She spends what she puts away. / She knows her proverbs A to Z / And knows the good they bring. / But when she has to follow them, / Well, that's another thing! / Oh, Little Audrey says, / While the sun is out, make hay. / Though she's not immense, / There's a lot of sense / In what Little Audrey has to say. #

[first lines]::Radio Announcer: Goody good morning, you lovely ladies. This is your friendly chef bringing you your daily baking recipe. And this one takes the cake! Today we're baking a delicious, tasty gingerbread. Yes, we are! Are we ready, cookies?

Radio Announcer: First, we break one egg, and I'm not yolking.

Little Audrey: For heaven's sake! Angel cake!

[last lines]::Angel Food Cake: Help! Save me! Help! Help, help, help!