Police Academy: Mission to Moscow (1994)

Actors: Michael Winslow (actor), Robert Folk (composer), Jim Jaffe (miscellaneous crew), Leslie Easterbrook (actress), Mariya Vinogradova (actress), Pat Proft (writer), Neal Israel (writer), Ron Perlman (actor), Christopher Lee (actor), George Gaynes (actor), Gregg Berger (actor), G.W. Bailey (actor), Stuart Nisbet (actor), Claire Forlani (actress), Paul Maslansky (producer),

Plot: The Russians need help in dealing with the Mafia and so they seek help with the veterans of the _Police Academy (1984)_ (qv). They head off to Moscow, in order to find evidence against Konstantine Konali, who marketed a computer game that everyone in the world is playing. With a sequel to the game he wants to put backdoors in all computer systems on which it gets installed, thus providing access to the police and other government systems.

Keywords: 1990s, acrobat, bath-house, bolshoi-ballet, brawl, cadet, captain, car-chase, circus, comic-hero
Genres: Comedy, Crime,
Taglines: Kicking buttski. Making you laughski. The Academy is backski! Just when we thought the Cold War was over, leave it to these guys to heat it up again.

Quotes:

Captain Thaddeus Harris: Not exactly a four star hotel, is it?::Lieutenant Talinsky: Well, we spend our police budget on fighting criminals, not on pampering out of town visitors.::Captain Thaddeus Harris: It was your government that brought us here!::Lieutenant Talinsky: They also bring in monkeys for zoo, but we don't put them in four star hotel either!

Callahan: Everything about me... is real

Airport P.A. Announcer: The red zone is for communist parking only!

Lieutenant Talinsky: Again. When you hear door, you say [puts money on table] "I'm in the bathroom, I'll meet you there."::Bellboy: I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there.::Lieutenant Talinsky: [sighs, puts more money on table] Again! [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, I'll meet you theeere.::Bellboy: [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, meet you theeere.::Lieutenant Talinsky: [grumbling in frustration, knocks desk with his fist twice]::Bellboy: Come in.

Cadet Kyle Connors: Katrina, how can I help you?::Katrina: You ever want something so badly it hurts?::Cadet Kyle Connors: Yes.::Katrina: No matter how much you wait and hope and wait more, you don't get what you want?::Cadet Kyle Connors: Well, yeah. But my advice is don't give up. Just go for it.::Katrina: I want...::Cadet Kyle Connors: Attagirl. Follow your heart.::Katrina: I want...::Cadet Kyle Connors: Say it.::Katrina: I want my vacation.::Cadet Kyle Connors: What's that?::Katrina: I wait three years. Three years! Then you Americans come. Talinsky, he assign me to you.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Mmm-hmm.::Katrina: Now I can't go. I have plan. Connors. I don't leave you. [Connors smiles] Without anyone. [Connors' smile disappears] Come. [Katrina takes him to a window, where a rather large, unattractive female officer is seen licking an envelope, smiling and waving at Connors, while rubbing the envelope on her chest] I select suitable replacement for you. She is best in department.::Cadet Kyle Connors: [nervous laugh] Yeah, I'm sure she is.

Callahan: [the team meet with Russian forensics expert Irina Petrovskaya] Cadet Connors is also a forensics expert.::Irina Petrovskaya: Maybe you'd be so generous to share with us your expertise.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Sure. [he sits down at desk. Irina puts a slide under the microscope]::Irina Petrovskaya: This one puzzles us. We were able to remove only one fingerprint from scene of crime. This is our only clue to identity of criminal.::Cadet Kyle Connors: Okey-dokey. [Adjusts microscope lens closer to slide, until it makes contact, cracking the slide in half. Irina shrieks in horror. Jones & Callahan cringe] No wonder you're puzzled. This glass is all cracked!::Lieutenant Talinsky: ENOUGH! [exits]::Irina Petrovskaya: Next assignment, Chernobyl.

Cmndt. Eric Lassard: [Accompanied by his host family, Lassard exits train while holding balloons as they all laugh] Great, great subway. Terrific! I mean, New York is a shithouse, but this is great.

Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [Bellboy is eating in Lassard's hotel room, plates of food strewn everywhere. Jones & Tackleberry are outside. They see a messy room service tray. Jones knocks on door] Sir? I want to remind you the plane leaves at 3 o'clock!::Bellboy: [With a mouthful of water] In a bathroom.::Sgt. Larvelle Jones: Sir? [Bellboy lets out a huge belch. Jones looks worried, sees 'Do Not Disturb' sign on door] [to Tackleberry] Something about that sign disturbs...::Bellboy: [on toilet, burping, crying] Mama.::Sgt. Larvelle Jones: [to Tackleberry] What do you say we, uh...::Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry: I'm way ahead of ya. [Tackleberry takes wine bottle holder from cart, puts it on his head and charges, breaking a hole in the door] Sir?::Bellboy: [Bellboy is seen showering fully clothed, freezing in the cold water] In the t-t-t-t-t-t bathrooooom... [Tackleberry puts the wine bottle holder down, puts his cap back on. Jones & Tackleberry silently leave]