Diesel

Traffic School: The Musical (2013)

Actors: Patrick Hancock (actor), Evan Schwartz (actor), Matt Jayson (actor), Daniel Levin (composer), Randall Shea (actor), Julie Clark (actress), Ameenah Kaplan (actress), Barbara Heller (producer), Barbara Heller (writer), Barbara Heller (actress), Clayton H. Baker (editor), Mendy Pellin (actor), Jenny Benedicto (producer), Shobhit Agarwal (actor), David Scales (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Short,

Inner Demons the Thrillogy (2013)

Actors: Lem Collins (writer), Lem Collins (producer), Lem Collins (actor), Lem Collins (actor), Lem Collins (director), Lem Collins (producer), Marcus E. Munroe (director), Marcus E. Munroe (producer), Marcus E. Munroe (producer), Marcus E. Munroe (actor), Marcus E. Munroe (actor), Keith Allen Hayes (actor), Marcus E. Munroe (writer), Nasir Rahim (producer), Nasir Rahim (producer),

Genres: Thriller,

Thomas & Friends: Muddy Matters (2013)

Actors: Keith Wickham (actor), Glenn Wrage (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), William Hope (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Matt Wilkinson (actor), Robert Hartshorne (composer), Teresa Gallagher (actress), Jules de Jongh (actress), Martin Sherman (actor), Ben Small (actor), Steven Kynman (actor), Michael Angelis (actor), Ed Welch (composer),

Plot: Through mud, garbage, and muck, Thomas and his engine friends show that being really Useful can be a dirty job! See James turn into the Really Muddy Engine, and Thomas get showered with rubbish. Watch Peter Sam make a big mess trying to keep things on track, as Thomas creates chaos with the crows and much, much more. Join Thomas and the Steam Team as they make the best of the mess in these exciting muddy and mucky adventures! Episodes include: Muddy Matters, Thomas and the Rubbish Train (retitled Thomas and the Garbage Train in the US), Don't Bother Victor!, Whiff's Wish and Thomas Toots the Crows.

Genres: ,

I Know Jack Venice (2012)

Actors: Desmon Heck (actor), Desmon Heck (director), Desmon Heck (producer), Debbie Bledsoe (actress), Ric Maddox (actor), Laura Aidan (actress), Neil Engelman (actor), Ben Ryan Metzger (actor), Robert Webb (actor), Baxter Bledsoe (actor), Jack Scott (actor), Evan Heim (actor), Sir Lawrence Davis (actor),

Genres: Comedy,

The Punished (2012)

Actors: Lem Collins (actor), Lem Collins (producer), Marcus E. Munroe (producer), Marcus E. Munroe (actor), Marcus E. Munroe (writer), Marcus E. Munroe (director), Nasir Rahim (actor), Nasir Rahim (producer), Todd Stereo Williams (actor), Steve Lock Franks (composer), Courtney Nichole (miscellaneous crew), Shane Love (actress), Justin Poage (editor), Kenneth Bradley (editor), Fritz J. Noble (actor),

Genres: Short, Thriller,
Taglines: If your reality was filled with your deepest fear...would you face your reality....or try to escape it?

Thomas & Friends: Day of the Diesels (2011)

Actors: Keith Wickham (actor), Keith Wickham (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Rupert Degas (actor), Rupert Degas (actor), Keith Wickham (actor), William Hope (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), William Hope (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Keith Wickham (actor),

Genres: Animation,

Quotes:

Den: I think we should...::Dart: Go?::Den: Yes.::Percy: Your free Thomas!::Thomas: Thanks Percy!

Thomas & Friends: Merry Christmas, Thomas! (2011)

Actors: Keith Wickham (actor), William Hope (actor), Togo Igawa (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Rupert Degas (actor), Glenn Wrage (actor), Jules de Jongh (actress), Martin Sherman (actor), Ben Small (actor), Michael Angelis (actor), David Bedella (actor), Greg Tiernan (director), Nicole Stinn (producer),

Plot: Thomas lights up the tracks in a magical Christmas collection! Climb aboard for adventures and cheer as your favorite engines prepare for a festive celebration. Help Thomas find the grandest tree on Sodor and then join the Logging Locos as they sing the Misty Island Snow Song in the hope of a winter wonderland. As the snowflakes fall, Gordon, Mavis, and Percy will take you to the Steamworks for a special surprise party. 'Tis the season for holiday magic with Thomas and Friends! Features the episodes: Let it Snow, Surprise Surprise, Percy the Snowman and Tree Trouble.

Genres: Family,

Thomas & Friends: Misty Island Rescue (2010)

Actors: William Hope (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), William Hope (actor), William Hope (actor), William Hope (actor), Michael Brandon (actor), Togo Igawa (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Kerry Shale (actor), Keith Wickham (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family,

Brüno (2009)

Actors: Sting (actor), Paula Abdul (actress), Miguel Sandoval (actor), Elton John (actor), Miguel Sandoval (actor), Paul McCartney (actor), Thomas Rosales Jr. (actor), Domiziano Arcangeli (actor), David Hill (actor), Bono (actor), Sacha Baron Cohen (actor), Snoop Dogg (actor), Harrison Ford (actor), Sacha Baron Cohen (producer), Slash (actor),

Plot: Brüno is a gay Austrian fashion guru. He has his own fashion based television show, Funkyzeit, the most popular German-language show of its kind outside of Germany. After he disgraces himself in front of his Funkyzeit fan base, he is ruined in German speaking Europe. He decides that in his quest for worldwide fame, he will move to Los Angeles and reinvent himself. Accompanying him to the US is Lutz, his former assistant's assistant. Lutz is the only person left in his circle that still believes in Brüno's greatness. Brüno goes through one reinvention of himself after another, ultimately straying to areas far removed from his own self. Perhaps when Brüno finds an activity that he truly does love, he will also find that über-fame he so desperately desires.

Keywords: abortion-joke, adoption, anal-sex, arab-stereotype, austria, austrian, autism, bare-breasts, bare-chested-male, based-on-tv-series
Genres: Comedy,
Taglines: Borat was so 2006

Quotes:

[last lines]::Snoop Dogg: Hey, hey, he gay, he gay, OK.

Brüno: Look at the four of us; we are so like the Sex in the City girls!::Donny: Oh no, we aren't either!::Brüno: Which one are you, Donny?::Donny: I ain't any one of them, I'm Donny.::Brüno: That is such a Samantha thing to say!

Drill Sergeant: Your finger's in my alley.::Brüno: Not yet.

Brüno: [about the baby in his arms] I swapped him.::African-American Lady: Swapped the baby for what?::Brüno: For an iPod.

Ron Paul: [after Brüno drops his pants] All right, get out of here! This is ended.::Ron Paul: [later, in the hallway] That guy's queerer than the blazes. He took his clothes off. Let's get goin'. He's queer, he's crazy, he put a hit on me and took his clothes off.::Brüno: [narrating] I couldn't even schtupp RuPaul.

Brüno: How do you protect yourself from a dildo?

Brüno: [about his baby, O.J] I've gotta be honest: he's a real dick magnet.

TV Host: What's the baby's name?::Brüno: I gave him like a traditional African name: O.J.::African-American Lady: WHAT?

Brüno: Can I give you guys a word of advice? Lose the beards, because your King Osama looks like a kind of dirty wizard... or a homeless Santa.

Brüno: We have chosen your baby to be dressed as a Nazi Officer, pushing a wheelbarrow, with a Jewish baby, into an oven!

Bulletproof Monk (2003)

Actors: John 'Frenchie' Berger (miscellaneous crew), Robert K. Lambert (editor), Seann William Scott (actor), Robert K. Lambert (producer), Russell Yuen (actor), John Woo (producer), Matt Birman (actor), Karel Roden (actor), Terence Chang (producer), Kevin Rushton (actor), Mike Dopud (actor), Mako (actor), Yun-Fat Chow (actor), Sara Holmes (miscellaneous crew), Michael J. Harker (miscellaneous crew),

Plot: For 60 years a mysterious monk with no name has zigzagged the globe to protect an ancient scroll - a scroll that holds the key to unlimited power. Now the Monk must look for a new scrollkeeper. Kar is an unlikely candidate, a streetwise young man whose only interest is himself. But when he inadvertently saves the Bulletproof Monk from capture, the two become partners in a scheme to save the world from the scroll's most avid pursuer. Packed with spectacular special effects and martial arts action, the Monk, Kar, and a sexy Russian mob princess called Bad Girl must struggle to find, face, and fight the ultimate enemy.

Keywords: abbey, action-hero, asia, bare-chested-male, based-on-comic, based-on-comic-book, beretta, betrayal, blood, blood-splatter
Genres: Action, Comedy, Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: A power beyond measure requires a protector without equal. Don't mess with the monk A monk. A punk. A chick. In a kick-ass flick. To fulfill the prophecy, he must find the one to take his place.

Quotes:

[Monk puts some ointment on Kar's hand]::Kar: Hey, I like this. It's cool. It's comfy. It's fast acting. This stuff is great. What is it?::Monk With No Name: Homemade. From my own urine.::[Kar sniffs his hand]::Kar: That's disgusting!

Kar: So, I figured it out, why hot dogs come in packages of ten and hot dog buns come in packages of eight. See, the thing is, life doesn't always work out according to plan so be happy with what you've got, because you can always get a hot dog.

Monk With No Name: Why do hot dogs come in packages of ten, but hot dog buns only come in packages of just eight?::Kar: What the hell is that?

[Nina shows Jade a picture of a refugee kneeling in front of a man with a rifle]::Nina: Tell me, deep inside, at the bottom of your soul, who would you rather be? The man about to be shot? Or the man about to do the shooting?

Monk With No Name: An enlightened man would offer a weary traveler a bed for the night, and invite him to share a quiet conversation over a bowl of Cocoa Puffs.

Monk With No Name: It's not about anger - it's about peace. It's not about power - it's about grace. It's not about knowing your enemy - it's about knowing yourself.

Strucker: You may be my granddaughter. But that will only protect you for so long.

Monk With No Name: Air is as real as you and me. You have to step on it as if it were a stone, swim through it as if it were the sea. All you have to do is truly believe.::Kar: Believe what, that the laws of gravity don't exist?

Cabbie: [playing ethnic music with no words] Do you guys like this music?::Kar, Monk With No Name: ...Yea!::Cabbie: It's the bomb diggity. [phone rings] Excuse me I have to talk to my baby-mamma-to-be.

Monk With No Name: Water which is too pure has no fish.