'Irv' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
Camp Kickitoo (2012)
Actors:
Chae Balistreri (actor),
Annie Borden (actor),
Brian Brown (actor),
Steve Brudniak (actor),
Tom Byrne (actor),
Kent Cummins (actor),
Michael Davis (actor),
Marcus Eddie (actor),
Jacob Flores (actor),
Albraden Hills (actor),
Bill Johnson (actor),
Jim Kipping (actor),
Ian McClure (actor),
Ronnie Nunn (actor),
Miguel Acosta (actor),
Plot: A fast-paced hip-hop comedy, centers on the unlikely romance between Alvin, an unemployed banker, and Wanda B, a beautiful hip-hop singer. Recent MBA graduate and pretty-good drummer, Alvin accepts a summer job at Camp Kickitoo, which turns out to be not your usual summer camp, but a rehab facility for minor drug offenders, introducing a mixed bag of colorful characters. Initially assigned to the kitchen as a pot washer, Alvin becomes a camp counselor in charge of Wanda, an angry camper unjustly busted for marijuana possession. United by music, stormy relationship evolves into steamy love affair.
Genres:
Comedy,
Act Your Age (2009)
Actors:
Logan Borsari (actor),
Shadie Elnashai (actor),
Max Gail (actor),
Eddie Jones (actor),
Peter Kobor (actor),
Pat Morita (actor),
Michael Muhney (actor),
Frank Nicotero (actor),
Mark Allan Stewart (actor),
Will Zahrn (actor),
Amber Benson (actress),
Darci Dunnagan (actress),
Adrienne Frantz (actress),
Ellie Gerber (actress),
Morris Berenbaum (actor),
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Mississippi Damned (2009)
Actors:
Southey Blanton (actor),
Benjamin Brown (actor),
Adam Clark (actor),
Gordon Danniels (actor),
Malcolm Goodwin (actor),
Michael Harding (actor),
Stevonte Hart (actor),
Leland L. Jones (actor),
Malcolm David Kelley (actor),
Elijah Long (actor),
Michael L. Nesbitt (actor),
Michael J. Pagan (actor),
Charles Parnell (actor),
Selassie Singh (actor),
Michael Beasley (actor),
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: Wanting to escape was the easy part.
The Offering (2009)
Actors:
Mark Burk (actor),
Brendan Dunphy (actor),
Richard Galbreath (actor),
Patrick Gouran (actor),
Ethan Henry (actor),
Justin Marxen (actor),
Mike Schneider (actor),
Lonnie Schuyler (actor),
Travis Shepherd (actor),
Lauren Bartusek (actress),
Amy Burgmaier (actress),
Maggie Conroy (actress),
Ashlynn Dale (actress),
Shawn Marie Diddy (actress),
Mikeal Burgin (actor),
Genres:
Thriller,
Irv de Toilette (2005)
Actors:
Dale Baltrop (actor),
Noah Bremer (actor),
Steven Copes (actor),
Jim Detmar (actor),
Nicholas Lemme (actor),
Robert Marbury (actor),
Stephen Pelinski (actor),
Eric Webster (actor),
Catherine Campion (actress),
Mikki Daniels (actress),
Nadine Gross (actress),
Tracy Rispin (actress),
Catherine Campion (producer),
Abi Basch (writer),
Darren Roark (writer),
Genres:
Romance,
Short,
Beautiful Girls (1996)
Actors:
Frank Anello (actor),
David Arquette (actor),
Richard Bright (actor),
Earl R. Burt (actor),
Matthew Nathan Castens (actor),
Matt Dillon (actor),
Greg Dulli (actor),
Noah Emmerich (actor),
Tom Gibis (actor),
Ben Gooding (actor),
Timothy Hutton (actor),
Edward Kaspszak (actor),
Adam LeFevre (actor),
John Carroll Lynch (actor),
Herbie Ade (actor),
Plot: New York based jazz pianist Willie Conway heads back to his small hometown of Knights Ridge, Massachusetts for a high school reunion. The trip is as much to go to the reunion and see his old friends - none of whom left Knights Ridge after graduation - as it is to get away from his current life, at which he is at a crossroads both personally and professionally. He is just eking out a living with his piano playing gigs, and as such he is thinking about taking a sales job. He's also not sure if he's ready to marry his long time girlfriend, lawyer Tracy Stover. Most of Willie's Knights Ridge blue collar friends' best days were in high school, they still having that "trophy" mentality of girlfriends and wives. Only Michael "Mo" Morris is happily married with a family. Paul Kirkwood, whose room is plastered with magazine pictures of models, wants his waitress ex-girlfriend Jan back only because he knows now that he can't have her. And Tommy "Birdman" Rowland, who was the big man in high school, is trying to end his affair with his now married high school girlfriend, Darian Smalls. Despite knowing about Darian, Tommy's current girlfriend, Sharon Cassidy, stands by her man through bad and worse. A cousin of their bar owning friend Stanley "Stinky" Womack, the beautiful Andera who is visiting from Chicago, may provide the voice of reason for this group of friends in dealing with their women problems. Some reason is what Willie may need in trying to figure out why he is attracted to Marty, his father's thirteen year old neighbor, especially as Willie learns that Tracy has decided to join him for the reunion.
Keywords: adultery, affection, bar, birthday-party, boyfriend-girlfriend-relationship, class-reunion, cult-film, dream-girl, eating-disorder, extramarital-affair
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Romance,
Taglines: good times never seemed so good
Quotes:
Willie Conway: You know in five years you won't even remember me.
Paul: Supermodels are beautiful girls, Will. A beautiful girl can make you dizzy, like you've been drinking Jack and Coke all morning. She can make you feel high full of the single greatest commodity known to man - promise. Promise of a better day. Promise of a greater hope. Promise of a new tomorrow. This particular aura can be found in the gait of a beautiful girl. In her smile, in her soul, the way she makes every rotten little thing about life seem like it's going to be okay. The supermodels, Willy? That's all they are. Bottled promise. Scenes from a brand new day. Hope dancing in stiletto heels.
Marty: I might just grow to be five-ten. I'll be hot.
Marty: What we've been doing lately is smoking massive amounts of drugs, binging on Entemmann's and listening to old Pink Floyd CD's.
Marty: I like to mash snow. It gives me a tremendous feeling of self satisfaction.
Willie Conway: I can't play Pooh to your Christopher Robin.
Marty: If I'm not mistaken, you've come back here to the house of loneliness and tears, to Daddy Downer and Brother Bummer, to come to some sort of decision about life, a life decision if you will.
Willie Conway: How old are you?::Marty: Thirteen. But I have an old soul.
Gina: I'm finished speaking to both of you okay? You're both fucking insane. You want to know what your problem is? MTV, Playboy, and Madison fucking Avenue. Yes. Let me explain something to you, ok? Girls with big tits have big asses. Girls with little tits have little asses. That's the way it goes. God doesn't fuck around; he's a fair guy. He gave the fatties big, beautiful tits and the skinnies little tiny niddlers. It's not my rule. If you don't like it, call him. Hey Mitch. Thank you. [Looking at a porn magazine] Oh, guys, look what we have here. Look at this, your favorite. Oh, you like that?::Tommy: I could go along with that.::Gina: Yeah, that's nice right? Well, it doesn't exist ok. Look at the hair. The hair is long, it's flowing, it's like a river. Well, it's a fucking weave ok? And the tits, please! I could hang my overcoat on them. Tits by design were invented to be suckled by babies. Yes, they're purely functional. These are silicon city. And look, my favorite, the shaved pubis. Pubic hair being too unruly and all. Very key. This is a mockery, this is a sham, this is bullshit. Implants, collagen, plastic, capped teeth, the fat sucked out, the hair extended, the nose fixed, the bush shaved... These are not real women, all right? They're beauty freaks. And they make all us normal women with our wrinkles, our puckered boobs, hi bob, and our cellulite feel somehow inadequate. Well I don't buy it, all right? But you fucking mooks, if you think that if there's a chance in hell that you'll end up with one of these women, you don't give us real women anything approaching a commitment. It's pathetic. I don't know what you think you're going to do. You're going to end up eighty-years old, drooling in some nursing home, then you're going to decide, it's time to settle down, get married, have kids? What, are you going to find a cheerleader? Charge it Mitch.::Tommy: I think you're over simplifying.::Gina: Oh eat me. Look at Paul. With his models on the wall, his dog named Elle McPherson. He's insane. He's obsessed. You're all obsessed. If you had an once of self-esteem, of self-worth, of self-confidence, you would realize that as trite as it may sound, beauty is truly skin-deep. And you know what, if you ever did hook one of those girls, I guarantee you'd be sick of her.::Tommy: Yeah, I suppose I'd get sick of her after about, what, twenty or thirty years?::Gina: Get over yourself. Thank you Mitch. Say hello to Gertrude.::Tommy: What?::Gina: No mater how perfect the nipple, how supple the thigh, unless there is some other shit going on in the relationship, besides the physical, it's going to get old, ok? And you guys, as a gender, have got to get a grip. Otherwise, the future of the human race is in jeopardy.::Willie Conway: What was that?::Tommy: I don't know, but a great ass.::Willie Conway: Nice tits. Come on let's go.
Willie Conway: I just want something beautiful, Mo.::Michael 'Mo' Morris: We all want something beautiful, Willie.
Street Corner Justice (1996)
Actors:
Jeff Cadiente (actor),
Bill Cameron (actor),
Bryan Cranston (actor),
James Crittenden (actor),
Armando Daniel (actor),
Max Daniels (actor),
Shelly Desai (actor),
Art Edler (actor),
David 'Shark' Fralick (actor),
Juan García (actor),
Blake Gibbons (actor),
Jesse D. Goins (actor),
Ramiro González (actor),
David Gunn (actor),
Mark Adair-Rios (actor),
Genres:
Action,
Taglines: The law of the land just came home to stay.
The Mask (1994)
Actors:
Tim Bagley (actor),
B.J. Barie (actor),
Phil Boardman (actor),
Jim Carrey (actor),
Jim Carrey (actor),
Reg E. Cathey (actor),
Blake Clark (actor),
Christopher Darga (actor),
Jim Doughan (actor),
Denis Forest (actor),
Peter Greene (actor),
Kevin Grevioux (actor),
Peter Jazwinski (actor),
Richard Jeni (actor),
Joseph Alfieri (actor),
Plot: Stanley Ipkiss is a bank clerk that is an incredibly nice man. Unfortunately, he is too nice for his own good and is a pushover when it comes to confrontations. After one of the worst days of his life, he finds a mask that depicts Loki, the Norse night god of mischief. Now, when he puts it on, he becomes his inner, self: a cartoony romantic wild man. However, a small time crime boss, Dorian Tyrel, comes across this character dubbed "The Mask" by the media. After Ipkiss's alter ego indirectly kills his friend in crime, Tyrel now wants this green-faced goon destroyed.
Keywords: abandoned-warehouse, animal-licking-someone, animal-urination, anti-hero, award, bad-luck, balloon, bank, bank-clerk, bank-robbery
Genres:
Comedy,
Crime,
Fantasy,
Romance,
Taglines: From zero to hero Stanley Ipkiss is not the man he used to be.
Quotes:
Mask: Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!
Mr. Dickey: IPKISS! You're 40 minutes late. Now that's the same as stealing!
[after being shot]::Mask: Hold me closer, Ed, it's getting dark. [cough, cough] Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out.::[cough cough]::Mask: Tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas [cough, cough] Tell Scarlett I do give a damn. [coughs in Orlando's face, raspberries, then farts] Pardon me.::[he dies, the Peanut Gallery appears and applauds while The Mask is handed an acting award]::Mask: Thank you, you love me, you really love me!
The Mask: [standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club] It's party time. P, A, R, T. Y? Because I gotta!
Stanley Ipkiss: [to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard] No Milo, not the *cheese*... The *keys*!
Charlie Schumacher: [referring to Tina] A girl like that is always looking for the BBD: Bigger Better Deal.::Stanley Ipkiss: You don't know that, Charlie. She's an artist. She's... she's sensitive.::Charlie Schumacher: Stanley, listen to me. That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe."
The Mask: Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny.
Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: Ipkiss! Police! Freeze! [the Mask freezes in mid-air] Put your hands up.::The Mask: [his teeth are frozen together] But you told me to freeze!::Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: All right, all right. Un-freeze. [the Mask un-freezes and falls to the ground] You're under arrest. [pulls out his cuffs]::The Mask: No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man! [regular voice] All right, I confess! I did it, ya hear? And I'm glad! GLAD, I TELL YA! [gets down on his knees and puts his hands up together] What are they gonna do to me, Sarg.? WHAT ARE THEY GONNA DO?::Lieutenant Mitch Kellaway: [puts the cuffs on The Mask's wrists] Sorry, son. That's not my department. Search him.::The Mask: [the cops bring The Mask to his feet] Ow! Where's a cam-corder when you need one? [snorts in laughter]
Charlie Schumacher: [after Stanley snaps at Dickey] Genius. That was genius. Buddy, I have chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on, man?
Peggy Brandt: Do you know how hard it is to find a decent man in this town? Most of them think monogamy is some kind of wood.
Cool Runnings (1993)
Actors:
Raymond J. Barry (actor),
Jay Brazeau (actor),
John Candy (actor),
Paul Coeur (actor),
Kristoffer Cooper (actor),
Doug E. Doug (actor),
Bill Dow (actor),
Christopher Gaze (actor),
Larry Gilman (actor),
Jack Goth (actor),
Charles Harvey (actor),
Oliver Hunter (actor),
Charles Hyatt (actor),
Matthew Robert Kelly (actor),
Clive Anderson (actor),
Plot: Irving Blitzer disgraced himself when putting extra weights into his team's bob in the Olympics, resulting in his gold medal being taken away from him. Years later, Derice Bannock, son to a former friend of Irv, fails to qualify for the 100-yard sprint for the Olympics due to a stupid accident. But when he hears of Irving Blitzer living also on Jamaica, Derice decides to go to the Games anyway, if not as a sprinter, then as a bobsledder. After some starting problems, the first Jamaican bobsledding team is formed and heads for Calgary. In the freezing weather Derice, Sanka, Junior and Yul are only laughed at, since nobody can take a Jamaican bobsledding team led by a disgraced trainer seriously. But team spirit and a healthy self confidence may lead to a few surprises in the upcoming Winter Games.
Keywords: airplane, airport, based-on-true-story, bobsled, coach, cult-film, hotel-room, jamaica, line-dancing, olympic-athlete
Genres:
Adventure,
Comedy,
Family,
Sport,
Taglines: Inspired by the true story of the first Jamaican Olympic bobsled team. Jamaican Bobsledders? One dream. Four Jamaicans. Twenty below zero.
Quotes:
Irv: Our Father, who art in Calgary, Bobsled be thy name. Thy kingdom come, gold medals won, on Earth as it is in Turn Seven. With Liberty and Justice for Jamaica and Haile Selassie. Amen.
Sanka Coffie: What I am saying to you, is that you are the kind of club-toting, raw-meat-eating, Me-Tarzan-You-Jane-ing, big, bald bubblehead that can only count to ten if he's barefoot or wearing sandals.
[Sanka reveals a hot water bottle nestled under his shirt]::Derice Bannock: I can't believe you're still cold, mon.::Sanka Coffie: Cold? I'm freezing my royal Rastafarian nay-nays off!
Yul Brenner: How about I beat your butt right now?::Sanka Coffie: How about I draw a line down the middle of your head so it looks like a butt?
[repeated lines]::Derice Bannock: Sanka you dead?::Sanka Coffie: Ya, mon.
[Pre-race cheer]::Kids: Who's the captain of our crew? Who's a friend to me and you? Kinda nice, good-looking too! Sanka, Sanka, yay, Sanka!::Sanka Coffie: Ha ha ha! Get back to work!::Derice Bannock: Who's the big hot bag of air, who doesn't have to comb his hair? Who doesn't bathe and doesn't care, Sanka, Sanka, yay, Sanka!
Sanka Coffie: The key elements to a successful sled team are a steady driver, and three strong runners to push off down the ice. Ice? Ice!::Derice Bannock: Well, it's kind of a winter sport, you know.::Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in ice?::Derice Bannock: Possibly.::Sanka Coffie: You mean winter, as in igloos and Eskimos and penguins and ice?::Derice Bannock: Maybe.::Sanka Coffie: See ya!
Irv: All right, Derice. Let me lay out some difficulties for you. Snow: you don't have any. It's nine hundred degrees out there. Time: you don't have any. The Olympics are in three months. And me: you don't have me. As far as I'm concerned, the sport of bobsledding no longer exists. I don't want to do it, I don't want to coach it, and most of all, and I mean most of all, I don't want to be within two thousand miles of anybody who does. Now did you follow all that?
Sanka Coffie: Greetings, sled god.
Irv: Oh, yeah, just one little drawback to this delightful winter sport. The high-speed crash. Ooh! That hurt. Always remember, your bones will not break in a bobsled. No, no, no. They shatter.
Crisis in Mid-air (1979)
Actors:
Desi Arnaz Jr. (actor),
James Blendick (actor),
Ron Burke (actor),
Armand Cerami (actor),
Michael Constantine (actor),
Ciri De Saulnier (actor),
Robert G. Denison (actor),
Fiseha Dimetros (actor),
William Dozier (actor),
Brett Dunham (actor),
Steve Eastin (actor),
Paul L. Ehrmann (actor),
Dana Elcar (actor),
Fabian (actor),
Gino Ardito (actor),
Plot: The life of a stressed out air controller falls apart as he battles a court case involving a mid-air collision which is causing the unhappiness of his wife.
Keywords: air-traffic-controller, airplane-accident, airport
Genres:
Drama,