'Did the boy with the comb over do a step over as part of the walk over?'

Nice result for Everton today. And on the back of beating Chelsea the other week.

If only they got the memo that the season starts in August rather than late November, they'd be a shoe in for the fourth place. They might still make it but it'll be close and, as they don't have much depth to their squad, they're only a couple of injuries away from the wheels coming off their recent resurgence.

I've got to ask, though: what's the deal with Dan Gosling's hair in the picture below?

Isn't 20 a bit young for a comb over? The last time I saw a haircut like that it was leading the 1984/85 Miners Strike. We all know that ended in tears and this will too. Maybe Stephen Ireland can have a word before the matter gets out of hand.

The toffeemen and the diddymen

Jose Baxter? Love the name, but the bloke's from Bootle!

Chelsea

Everton

The Guardian thinks that Chelsea will end the season as champions. They won't even finish in the top three.

Masterchef

David Moyes gets all lyrical when singing the praises of last night's hat-trick hero Yakubu Ayegbeni:

""the way he sent their two for a pie and a Bovril was terrific," said Moyes of the striker's turn inside two Brann defenders . . . " [Everton 6 Brann Bergen 1]

Chic Charnley was unavailable for comment.