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Bai she chuan shuo (2011)

Actors: Kar-Ying Law (actor), Suet Lam (actor), Siu-Tung Ching (miscellaneous crew), Tat-Ming Cheung (actor), William Chang (costume designer), Angie Lam (editor), Jet Li (actor), Siu-Tung Ching (director), Chapman To (actor), Charlene Choi (actress), Vivian Hsu (actress), Mark Lui (composer), Miriam Yeung Chin Wah (actress), Wu Jiang (actor), Bo-Chu Chui (producer),

Plot: Action director Ching Siu-Tung helms this fantasy film based on an old Chinese legend about an herbalist who falls in love with a thousand-year-old White Snake disguised as a woman. Jet Li stars as a sorcerer who discovers her true identity and battles to save the man's soul.

Keywords: animal-in-title, apprentice, attempted-suicide, based-on-legend, bat, blizzard, blood, chicken, color-in-title, cure
Genres: Action, Fantasy,

Quotes:

White Snake: Before I saw you I meditated for a thousand years, but those thousand years are worth less than a moment with you.

Xu Xian: Can meet with you, I don't what good luck had struck me. Just because of your single kiss I believe that the wheels of fate had turned. Just because of that moment, the moment was filled with sweet and happiness. From now on, every minute and every moment, I will protect you always and let you happy for life.

Bai she chuan shuo (2011)

Actors: Kar-Ying Law (actor), Suet Lam (actor), Siu-Tung Ching (miscellaneous crew), Tat-Ming Cheung (actor), William Chang (costume designer), Angie Lam (editor), Jet Li (actor), Siu-Tung Ching (director), Chapman To (actor), Charlene Choi (actress), Vivian Hsu (actress), Mark Lui (composer), Miriam Yeung Chin Wah (actress), Wu Jiang (actor), Bo-Chu Chui (producer),

Plot: Action director Ching Siu-Tung helms this fantasy film based on an old Chinese legend about an herbalist who falls in love with a thousand-year-old White Snake disguised as a woman. Jet Li stars as a sorcerer who discovers her true identity and battles to save the man's soul.

Keywords: animal-in-title, apprentice, attempted-suicide, based-on-legend, bat, blizzard, blood, chicken, color-in-title, cure
Genres: Action, Fantasy,

Quotes:

White Snake: Before I saw you I meditated for a thousand years, but those thousand years are worth less than a moment with you.

Xu Xian: Can meet with you, I don't what good luck had struck me. Just because of your single kiss I believe that the wheels of fate had turned. Just because of that moment, the moment was filled with sweet and happiness. From now on, every minute and every moment, I will protect you always and let you happy for life.

Bir kaplumbaga ile tavsan hikayesi (2008)

Actors: Müsfik Kenter (actor), Sait Genay (actor), Abdulbaki Yavuz (producer), Abdulbaki Yavuz (director), Abdulbaki Yavuz (editor), Merve Dagli (actress), Mert Oktan (composer),

Genres: Short,

Sands of Yore (2004)

Actors: Daryl Haney (actor), Burke Roberts (actor), Mike Thompson (actor), John T. Woods (actor), John T. Woods (writer), J.T. Gurzi (writer), J.T. Gurzi (writer), J.T. Gurzi (editor), J.T. Gurzi (producer), J.T. Gurzi (director), Chris McInroy (editor), Charles J. Akin (producer), Rebecca McInroy (producer), Nathan Clay (actor), Nathan Clay (producer),

Genres: Adventure, Fantasy, Short,

Tao xue wei long 2 (1992)

Actors: Gordon Chan (director), Charles Heung (miscellaneous crew), Barry Wong (writer), Sharla Cheung (actress), Stephen Chow (actor), Marco Mak (editor), Gordon Chan (writer), Sun Wong (actor), Michael Chow Man-Kin (actor), Man Tat Ng (actor), Man Tat Ng (actor), Blackie Ko Shou Liang (actor), James Wong (actor), Deannie Yip (actress), Gabriel Wong (actor),

Plot: After not making the chief happy, Chow sing sing is demoted to traffic duty. He quits and goes undercover at a high school, with some friends from the school he went undercover for the firearms case, for a terrorism case to show them that he can do the job.

Keywords: sequel
Genres: Comedy,

Under the Boardwalk (1989)

Actors: Sonny Bono (actor), Kurt Fuller (actor), Robert Banas (miscellaneous crew), Wallace Langham (actor), David Kitay (composer), Roger Corman (producer), Dick Miller (actor), Tracey Walter (actor), Elizabeth Kaitan (actress), Keith Coogan (actor), Suzan Lowitz (miscellaneous crew), Brian Wimmer (actor), Roxana Zal (actress), Doris Hellmann (miscellaneous crew), Paul Carr (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Romance,

Quotes:

Andy: Are you ready for a righteous story? I'm talking a hundred and three minutes with titles.

Midos: [Hands surfboard to Nick] Hey, it's just dying in here. A stick is meant to be rode.

¡Three Amigos! (1986)

Actors: Jon Lovitz (actor), Brian Thompson (actor), Alfonso Arau (actor), Tom Tangen (actor), Martin Short (actor), Norbert Weisser (actor), Santos Morales (actor), Steve Martin (actor), Tony Plana (actor), Randy Newman (actor), Phil Hartman (actor), Chevy Chase (actor), Joe Mantegna (actor), George Folsey Jr. (producer), Brinke Stevens (actress),

Plot: Three out of work silent movie actors are accidentally drawn to a Mexican village that is being harassed by a gang of outlaws. The three, 'Ned', 'Lucky Day' and 'Dusty Bottoms' play 'Lone Ranger' types in their movies, but must play their parts for real now.

Keywords: 1910s, accidental-death, action-hero, actor, airplane, bandit, bar-fight, birdcall, blank-bullet, blood
Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Western,
Taglines: They're Down On Their Luck And Up To Their Necks In Senoritas, Margaritas, Banditos And Bullets!

Quotes:

Lucky Day: Well, we're just gonna have to use our brains.::Ned Nederlander, Dusty Bottoms: Damn it!

El Guapo: Are gringos falling from the sky?::[Ned falls from overhead and lands with a thud]::Jefe: Yes, El Guapo.

Mr. Flugelman: Do you know what "nada" means?::Dusty Bottoms: Isn't that a light chicken gravy?

Juanita: Which one do you like?::Carmen: I like the one that's not so smart.::Juanita: Which one is that?

Jefe: I have put many beautiful pinatas in the storeroom, each of them filled with little suprises.::El Guapo: Many pinatas?::Jefe: Oh yes, many!::El Guapo: Would you say I have a plethora of pinatas?::Jefe: A what?::El Guapo: A *plethora*.::Jefe: Oh yes, you have a plethora.::El Guapo: Jefe, what is a plethora?::Jefe: Why, El Guapo?::El Guapo: Well, you told me I have a plethora. And I just would like to know if you know what a plethora is. I would not like to think that a person would tell someone he has a plethora, and then find out that that person has *no idea* what it means to have a plethora.::Jefe: Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Bartender: We don't have beer. Just tequila.::Ned Nederlander: What's tequila?::Bartender: Uh, it's like beer.

Rosita: I was thinking later, you could kiss me on the veranda.::Dusty Bottoms: Lips would be fine.

Lucky Day: Not so fast El Guapo! Or I'll pump you so full of lead you'll be using your dick for a pencil!::El Guapo: What do you mean?::Lucky Day: I don't know.::Jefe: I think he means that if you...::El Guapo: Shut up!

[Dusty Bottoms and Lucky Day thinks Ned Nederlander is saying "mail" plane]::Dusty Bottoms: What is it doing here?::Ned Nederlander: I think it's a male plane.::Dusty Bottoms: How can you tell?::Ned Nederlander: Didn't you notice its little balls?

Lucky Day: In a way, all of us has an El Guapo to face. For some, shyness might be their El Guapo. For others, a lack of education might be their El Guapo. For us, El Guapo is a big, dangerous man who wants to kill us. But as sure as my name is Lucky Day, the people of Santa Poco can conquer their own personal El Guapo, who also happens to be *the actual* El Guapo!

Aesop's Fables (1971)

Actors: John Byner (actor), Bill Cosby (actor), Dal McKennon (actor), Larry Storch (actor), Jane Webb (actress), Norm Prescott (producer), Lee Rich (producer), Lou Scheimer (producer), Earl Hamner Jr. (writer), June Gilham (miscellaneous crew), John Erwin (actor), Hal Sutherland (director), Robert Chenault (director), Jere Fields (actress), Keith Hamilton (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy, Musical,

Robinson Crusoe Jr. (1941)

Actors: Treg Brown (editor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Mel Blanc (actor), Leon Schlesinger (producer), Carl W. Stalling (composer), Mel Blanc (actor), Melvin Millar (writer), Norm McCabe (director),

Plot: Stranded on an island after his ship was wrecked by a hurricane, Porky meets a friendly African Native. They build a house, and Porky begins to explore the island. On his way we see various sight gags. First, Porky finds a parrot that won't say, 'Polly wants a cracker' because he's waiting for the $64 question. We also see monkey's playing craps, and a monkey who can't seem to climb up a 'Slippery Elm.' Then, Porky sees animals crowded around a water cooler. Porky is then confronted by African Natives who chase him off the island. Porky escapes by chopping a motorboat out of a tree and drives away in it with his African friend. But when the Natives throw spears at the boat, Porky puts an American flag on the back of the boat, and the spears back off.

Keywords: cartoon-pig, looney-tunes, reference-to-porky-pig, surrealism
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,