Aphro & Wolfe

Cheese bread and heat. We crave it. We need it. Drive-thru toasties, toasties on wheels, toasties from the sky. Give it to us in all possible directions. Boil it into a paste and inject it my ear. Go on, do it! Think I can't handle it!? I'm a god damn food blogging professional. Try me. But hang on a minute, what about an honest-to-goodness sit-down toastie experience? What about a cafe with great coffee, padded vinyl seats and positive affirmations on the walls? Ya know, kind of like home except you don't need to wipe down the toastie iron with a filthy dishcloth afterwards. That's Aphro & Wolfe come in.

Their menu is divided neatly into two sections: 'Toastie' and 'Non-Toastie'. The toasties are big, they're fresh and they come in eight worldly flavours. Tbh, I set them up to fail by ordering the chicken and avo toastie (because warm avocado is obviously fucked) and it still tasted good. The 'Non-Toastie' section consists of muffins, salads and granola. Easy.