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The Mediterranean Sea /ˌmɛdɪtəˈreɪniən ˈsiː/ is a sea connected to the Atlantic Ocean surrounded by the Mediterranean region and almost completely enclosed by land: on the north by Southern Europe and Anatolia, on the south by North Africa, and on the east by the Levant. The sea is sometimes considered a part of the Atlantic Ocean, although it is usually identified as a separate body of water.
The name Mediterranean is derived from the Latin mediterraneus, meaning "inland" or "in the middle of the land" (from medius, "middle" and terra, "land"). It covers an approximate area of 2.5 million km2 (965,000 sq mi), but its connection to the Atlantic (the Strait of Gibraltar) is only 14 km (8.7 mi) wide. The Strait of Gibraltar is a narrow strait that connects the Atlantic Ocean to the Mediterranean Sea and separates Gibraltar and Spain in Europe from Morocco in Africa. In oceanography, it is sometimes called the Eurafrican Mediterranean Sea or the European Mediterranean Sea to distinguish it from mediterranean seas elsewhere.
William Frederic "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is best known for his stand-up comedy specials. He is also known for being the host of Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad, and starring in the Netflix animated sitcom F Is for Family as Frank Murphy. In 2013, The New York Times wrote that Burr "has been one of the funniest, most distinctive voices in the country for years."
Burr was born in Canton, Massachusetts, to white-collar parents of German and Irish descent. His father is a dentist. Burr obtained a bachelor's degree in radio from Emerson College in 1993. Before starting his comedy career, he worked in warehouses because "if [his] boss gave [him] a rough time, [he] could just get on a forklift and just, like, drive away".
Burr's career began in 1992. He moved to New York City in 1995.
Since May 2007, Burr has recorded a weekly one-hour podcast, Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, in which he speaks about his past and recent experiences, current events, going on tour, and sports, and offers advice to questions submitted by the listeners. The podcast is available on Burr's website and on the All Things Comedy network. He is sometimes joined by his wife, Nia Hill, and has featured guests and interviews with other comedians.
I was trying but the sweet girl was not buying
I was the man who had lots of things to say
But the only response was a walking away
I said come on! Baby please, can I have your telephone number?
She said no I snore when I sleep and I puke when I slumber
I wanna go flying above that Mediterranean
I wanna go on an airplane above that Mediterranean
Wish I could be, wish I could see that Mediterranean Sea
Honey what about me?
Hey I know more about the burger place
Then God has ever wanted me to
But that's where she works my man
And Im always in front of it too
Even told her that I'm a songwriter
But she said "I don't care"
How can you make or write music
When your name is Tom Van Laere
I wanna go flying above that Mediterranean
I wanna go on an airplane above that Mediterranean
Wish I could be, wish I could see that Mediterranean Sea with her
And my bonus for sure
I want this hips-line to be mine
If I had this girl everybody would care
About my Calvin Klein underwear
I want the passion, I want devotion
I want the passion and I need devotion
I want the passion, I want devotion
I want the passion and I need devotion
Well I heard heard Lucy say that she's doing okay
I heard Lucy say she's doing okay above that sea
Honey what about me?
What about me?
I want the passion, I want devotion
I want the passion and I need devotion
Well I heard Lucy say that she's doing okay
I heard Lucy say she's doing okay
Well I heard Lucy say that she's doing okay
I heard Lucy say she's doing okay
I want the passion, I want devotion
I want the passion and I need devotion
Well I heard Lucy say that she's doing okay
I heard Lucy say she's doing okay
Well I heard Lucy say that she's doing okay
I heard Lucy say she's doing okay above that sea