Loch Ness Monster

God Only Knows (2014)

Actors: Arpad Balogh (actor), Robert Leaf (actor), Alika Autran (actress), Brandon Colby Cook (actor), Tara Pratt (actress), Adam Canuck Zimmerman (director), Adam Canuck Zimmerman (actor), Adam Canuck Zimmerman (writer), Adam Canuck Zimmerman (editor), Adam Canuck Zimmerman (producer), Jane Hancock (actress), Tyler Burrows (actor), Jane Craven (actress), Michael Dickson (actor), Michael Dickson (producer),

Plot: Chase Reynolds is about to graduate from college in California. His life is set: he and his girlfriend Madison are moving back to Seattle and he's going to work for her parents; all that's left is to decide what kind of flowers to have at the reception and whether to have two kids or three. There's only one problem. Chase doesn't want any of that.

Genres: Comedy,

A Broken Code (2012)

Actors: Avril Beukes (editor), William Thomas Jones (actor), Kevin Strom (actor), Bryan Hanna (actor), Jay Giannone (actor), Andray Johnson (actor), Lonnie 'Lono' Woodley (actor), Anika C. McFall (actress), Jordan Lawson (actor), Jon Morgan Woodward (actor), Christian Rodrigo (actor), Edward Joyce (actor), Charlie Pecoraro (miscellaneous crew), Liz Bauer (actress), David Landsberg (producer),

Plot: Two brothers Carmelo and Gino (Girgenti and Webber) are raised by their mob boss grandfather Salvatore Gianni (Williams). Through a series of events Salvatore is killed and the boys then go on a journey to find the killers. No one is ruled out as a suspect, including one of the brothers. How will the truth unfold?

Keywords: cosa-nostra, crime-boss, crime-family, godfather, mafia, mafia-boss, mafia-don, organized-crime
Genres: Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Sometimes you'd rather be alone... You wanna do this or not? Trust is something pure until greed hums beneath you..

Prison of the Psychotic Damned: Terminal Remix (2006)

Actors: Melantha Blackthorne (actress), Mars Homeworld (composer), Michael Ciesla (actor), Susan Adriensen (actress), Susan Adriensen (actress), David R. Williams (writer), David R. Williams (producer), D.W. Kann (director), D.W. Kann (editor), David L. Tamarin (miscellaneous crew), David L. Tamarin (actor), David L. Tamarin (miscellaneous crew), Mike Bohatch (miscellaneous crew), Crystaline Miller (actress), Demona Bast (actress),

Plot: Five ghost hunters spend the night in "The Terminal" a long abandoned train terminal located deep in the heart of Buffalo's notorious East Side ghetto. The Terminal is said to be haunted by all those who have died within its cold stone walls. What begins as a joke turns into a terrifying nightmare as the five are assaulted by hordes of psychotic dead.

Keywords: independent-film
Genres: Horror,
Taglines: Five Walked In ... Only One Came Out.

Felix - Ein Hase auf Weltreise (2005)

Actors: Jean-Luc Julien (miscellaneous crew), Uschi Glas (actress), Jochen Nickel (actor), Sonja Kirchberger (actress), Jochen Nickel (actor), Rick Kavanian (actor), Rick Kavanian (actor), Hugo Egon Balder (actor), Stéphanye Dussud (actress), Stéphanye Dussud (actress), Gabriele Walther (writer), Gabriele Walther (producer), Janine Kunze (actress), Orlando Corradi (producer), Vicky Leandros (actress),

Genres: Animation, Family,

I'll Be There (2003)

Actors: Trevor Jones (composer), Craig Ferguson (writer), James G. Robinson (producer), Danny Webb (actor), Sheldon Kahn (producer), Imelda Staunton (actress), Dominic Cooper (actor), Ralph Brown (actor), Joss Ackland (actor), Ian McNeice (actor), Phyllida Law (actress), Craig Ferguson (actor), Anthony Head (actor), Sheldon Kahn (editor), Craig Ferguson (director),

Plot: A washed-up 80's pop star suddenly has a new direction in life when he discovers that he has a teenage daughter, Olivia, in Cardiff, Wales. The result of a weekend affair he had back at the height of his fame produced Olivia, a newspaper delivery girl for the South Wales Echo. He arrives in the small Welsh town, unsettling the life of his ex-lover while inspiring his newfound daughter to follow in his footsteps with a musical career of her own, against the wishes of her mother.

Keywords: absent-father, alcoholic, alcoholics-anonymous, alcoholism, apostrophe-in-title, attempted-suicide, bar, broken-window, contraction-in-title, crashing-through-a-window
Genres: Comedy, Musical, Romance,
Taglines: A rock-star father. A long-lost daughter. Comedy is relative. Olivia just met the perfect man for her Mom... Her Dad.

Quotes:

Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: [while watching a music video] Oh, lord! Put some clothes on. You look like a bloody prostitute!

Paul Kerr: [to the man who keeps playing the same note on a piano] Hey, Liberace! Could you play something else, *please*. [man starts playing slightly higher note in the exact same manner]

Dr. Bridget: Why have you got toilet paper in your ears?::Paul Kerr: I can't hear you. I've got toilet paper in my ears.

Paul Kerr: I just think its amazing that I bought a house so close to here. It's like Kermit!::Rebecca Edmonds: You mean kismet, Kermit's a frog you idiot!

Rebecca Edmonds: I don't want her to be a singer.::Paul Kerr: It's too late, she already is.

Olivia Edmonds: You got any other kids?::Paul Kerr: No... you?

Dr. Bridget: What if you have a bipolar disorder and I let you go and you commit suicide? I would never forgive myself.::Paul Kerr: Dr. Nahar can forgive you. He's a born-again Christian!

Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: [re: Olivia's moped] Still riding that little hairdyer, are you? I thought you'd've had a Harley by now.::Olivia Edmonds: Try telling Mum.::Evil Edmonds - The BeeLzeeBOPS: Poor mother, white sheep of the family.

Paul Kerr: I don't want a psychiatrist, I want a proper doctor. And morphine.

Dr. Bridget: You drove your motorcycle through a second floor window in your house. Would you call that the act of a sane man?::Paul Kerr: Hey! I'm a rock star. I've driven cars into swimming pools and thrown television sets out of windows. It's part of the job!

The Big Picnic (1996)

Actors: Derek Bailey (director), Ashley Jensen (actress), Bill Bryden (writer), Gary Bakewell (actor), Morag Hood (actress), Lawrence Crawford (actor),

Genres: Drama,

The Piano (1993)

Actors: Jane Campion (writer), Ante Novakovic (miscellaneous crew), Carla Meyer (miscellaneous crew), Jane Campion (director), Holly Hunter (miscellaneous crew), Kenneth McGregor (miscellaneous crew), Holly Hunter (actress), Michael Nyman (composer), Cliff Curtis (actor), Anna Paquin (actress), Ian Mune (actor), Harvey Keitel (actor), Sam Neill (actor), Temuera Morrison (miscellaneous crew), Jon Sperry (actor),

Plot: It is the mid-nineteenth century. Ada is a mute who has a young daughter, Flora. In an arranged marriage she leaves her native Scotland accompanied by her daughter and her beloved piano. Life in the rugged forests of New Zealand's South Island is not all she may have imagined and nor is her relationship with her new husband Stewart. She suffers torment and loss when Stewart sells her piano to a neighbour, George. Ada learns from George that she may earn back her piano by giving him piano lessons, but only with certain other conditions attached. At first Ada despises George but slowly their relationship is transformed and this propels them into a dire situation.

Keywords: 1850s, 19th-century, adultery, animated-sequence, anus, arranged-marriage, attempted-rape, axe, bare-breasts, bare-butt
Genres: Drama, Romance,

Quotes:

Flora: One day when my mother and father were singing together in the forest, a great storm blew up out of nowhere. But so passionate was their singing that they did not notice, nor did they stop as the rain began to fall, and when their voices rose for the final bars of the duet a great bolt of lighting came out of the sky and struck my father so that he lit up like a torch. And at the same moment my father was struck dead my mother was struck dumb! She never spoke another word.

Ada: I have told you the story of your father many many times.::Flora: Oh, tell me again! Was he a teacher?::Ada: Yes.::Flora: How did you speak to him?::Ada: I didn't need to speak. I could lay thoughts out in his mind like they were a sheet.::Flora: Why didn't you get married?::Ada: He became frightened and stopped listening.

[first lines]::Ada: The voice you hear is not my speaking voice - -but my mind's voice. I have not spoken since I was six years old. No one knows why - -not even me. My father says it is a dark talent, and the day I take it into my head to stop breathing will be my last. Today he married me to a man I have not yet met. Soon my daughter and I shall join him in his own country. My husband writes that my muteness does not bother him - and hark this! He says, "God loves dumb creatures, so why not I?" 'Twere good he had God's patience, for silence affects everyone in the end. The strange thing is, I don't think myself silent. That is because of my piano. I shall miss it on the journey.

Flora: Actually, to tell you the whole truth, Mother says that most people speak rubbish, and it's not worth it to listen.::Aunt Morag: Well, that is a strong opinion.::Flora: Aye. It's unholy.

Flora: I know why Mr. Baines can't play the piano. She never gives him a turn. She just plays whatever she pleases and sometimes she doesn't play at all.::Stewart: And when is the next lesson?::Flora: Tomorrow.

Ada: What a death! What a chance! What a surprise! My will has chosen life! Still it has had me spooked and many others besides!

Ada: George has fashioned me a metal finger tip, I am quite the town freak which satisfies!

Ada: At night! I think of my piano in its ocean grave, and sometimes of myself floating above it. Down there everything is so still and silent that it lulls me to sleep. It is a weird lullaby and so it is; it is mine.

[last lines]::Ada: There is a silence where hath been no sound / There is a silence where no sound may be / In the cold grave, under the deep deep sea. -Thomas Hood...

Flora: [speaking to Aunt Morag] My mother met my father when she was an opera singer in Luxembourg.::Ada: [signing] That's enough.::Flora: Why? [pos]

Freddie as F.R.O.7. (1992)

Actors: Prunella Scales (actress), Jenny Agutter (actress), Michael Hordern (actor), Brian Blessed (actor), Billie Whitelaw (actress), Nigel Hawthorne (actor), Victor Maddern (actor), Jonathan Pryce (actor), James Earl Jones (actor), John Sessions (actor), Ben Kingsley (actor), Phyllis Logan (actress), Laura Vergelli (miscellaneous crew), Bruce Purchase (actor), David Ashton (actor),

Plot: The story about a man-sized frog named Prince Frederic who is turned into a frog by his wicked aunt Messina and hired by British Intelligence to solve the mysterious disappearances of some of Britain's greatest monuments. Several hundred years later, Freddie is now living in modern-day Paris -- a six-foot-tall amphibian with the moniker Secret Agent F.R.O.7. Messina, too, is still around causing mischief, joining forces with an arch-villain named El Supremo in a scheme to shrink Big Ben. Freddie, alerted to Messina's nefarious plans, gathers his fellow agents Daffers and Scottie together, planning to hide out in Big Ben and surprise the evil doers when they are set to strike at the much-loved British landmark.

Keywords: 2d-animation, acronym-in-title, british, british-intelligence, british-secret-service, character-name-in-title, digit-in-title, espionage, frog, independent-film
Genres: Adventure, Animation, Fantasy, Musical,

Quotes:

Freddie: I've always wanted to go to - what do you call it? - the U S A!

Freddie: Scotty, you're beggining to turn my color. I think it's time I give you the "French kiss of life!" Don't worry. This will be our little secret!::Scotty, various: Noooooooooooo!

Trilby: I have a message for you F.R.O.7. And the message is... DEATH!::Freddie: Well, then you better give me the message.

Messina: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevilmania! I'm gonna rule your world! Gonna tease you, and squeeze you till you drop! I can hypnotize. HIT YOU! Right between the eyes. My poison bites will put out the lights and then you're gone. Yes I'm the queen!::El Supremo: Oooooooo yes, you're the queen!

Narrator - American Version: So Freddie grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew, and grew until he reached his adulthood. And then he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew, he knew. He was not...::Freddie: I am not. I AM NOT!::Frog Chorus/Friends: A frog! He is not a log!

Nessie: [aka the Loch Ness Monster, hears Freddie whistling for her] Freddie! My dear friend's in a spot of bother!::Scotty, various: [Freddie and Scotty are in a cage underwater surrounded by some monsters, then, something in the shadows approaches, all the monsters swim away as Nessie gets close enough, Scotty is amazed] I thought she doesn't exist!::Freddie: [Nessie bends out the bars of the cage with her front flippers, they step out] Dearest old friend... Nessie.

Valet: Sir, F.R.0.7. has just arrived, in an incredible automobile.::Brigadier G: Ah! Good. Show him in.::Valet: Um, yes sir, just to warn you, though... he's a frog.::Brigadier G: That's no way to talk about our loyal French allies!::Valet: No, sir, what I mean is, he's green.::Brigadier G: Nonsense! He's their most experienced man!::Valet: Hmmm... I'll show him in, shall I?

Daffers: Don't you ever get... afraid, Freddie?::Freddie: No. We frogs are very cold-blodded.

[Freddie has just met Daffers]::Freddie: [smoothly] Delighted to meet "you", Daffers. [kisses her hand] I'm afraid I don't have much use for gadgets but... [looks down her chest] [referring to her robot fly] I like the landing area.

Man, Monsters and Mysteries (1974)

Actors: Sebastian Cabot (actor), Sterling Holloway (actor), Les Clark (director),

Genres: Short,

Engel der Sünde (1968)

Actors: Sissy Löwinger (actress), Jaspar von Oertzen (actor), August Rieger (writer), Rainer Basedow (actor), Herbert Fux (actor), August Rieger (director), Karl Spiehs (producer), Sieghardt Rupp (actor), Erik Schumann (actor), Karl Spiehs (actor), Christiane Rücker (actress), Monika Zinnenberg (actress), Felix Franchy (actor), Eva Kinsky (actress), Edith Teichmann (actress),

Genres: Drama,