'Most of us feel like starting the day by fishing for herring in an area designated for those with a European license. Eventually, you can’t help but be sick of the EU telling you what to do'

Meanwhile Boris Johnson claims immigration is hurting the low paid. You can understand his bitterness, as he’s suffered from low pay himself – earning just £250,000 for a newspaper column

Pro-life groups say abortion pills have ‘unpleasant side effects’. All the priesthood wants is a bit of health and safety. Is that so wrong?

The EU is the only thing stopping Europe returning to the Jurassic period –  if we leave, within six months every house will have a stegosaurus in the garden

Elizabeth's fans insist its vital that she continues to ‘serve’ - yet their adamant her appointment by heredity isn’t anti-democratic because the monarchy doesn't matter

Now we know that the Labour leader has 'taken £1.5m from the state'. Thank goodness we have intrepid investigative reporters who can multiply his salary by 34

In the modern world, wealthy people can decide how much their tax bill comes to. Maybe we can extend this rule to other items, such as cheese

In any case the bankers deserved to be bailed out, as they couldn’t possibly anticipate that if they kept taking money it might eventually run out, whereas steelworkers have caused their own downfall by not being Chinese

Thankfully we've got sensible politicians like David Cameron who prefer to attack people for their choice of suit

The debate has become about which side will manage to be more horrible to immigrants – what an advert for humanity

It’s just strike, strike, strike with them: they had one 40 years ago; and now, before the dust has even settled, they’re having another

New tax rules should apply to all – even our favourite jewel thieves

It’s time the floods were privatised. Towns could bid each year to be one of the places drenched 

If the Labour Leader had any decency he’d behave like a proper MP and go to a dinner with arms traders or offshore bankers

The biggest impact he has had is making other Republican candidates appear normal

David Cameron called on all his command of history, Etonian diplomacy and wit to call his opponents “terrorist sympathisers”