Jerry Seinfeld

'Jerry Seinfeld' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:

Seinfeld, Jerry Filmography

• Play in Full Screen Cop Show

  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Tom's Restaurant - A Documentary About Everything

  2014, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Cop Show

  2014, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen AFI Life Achievement Award: A Tribute to Mel Brooks

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Quality Balls

  2013, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee

  2012, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Costas and Seinfeld: Who's on First?

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Change Begins Within

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Disconnect: Cell Phones & Cancer

  2012, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Night of Too Many Stars: America Comes Together for Autism Programs

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 2012 Comedy Awards

  2012, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Talking Funny

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Colin Quinn: Long Story Short

  2011, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen The 5th Annual CNN Heroes: An All-Star Tribute

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter
• Play in Full Screen The 2011 Comedy Awards

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Method to the Madness of Jerry Lewis

  2011, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Colin Quinn: Long Story Short

  2011, role: miscellaneous crew
• Play in Full Screen The Library of Congress Gershwin Prize for Popular Song: In Performance at the White House - Paul McCartney

  2010, role: actor
• Play in Full Screen Cedric the Entertainer's Urban Circus

  2010, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Marriage Ref

  2010, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen The Mark Twain Prize: Bill Cosby

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Change Begins Within

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The 8th Annual Ellis Island Family Heritage Awards

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself - Honoree
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live: Just Shorts

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen TV's 50 Funniest Catch Phrases

  2009, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen TV's All-Time Funniest: A Paley Center for Media Special

  2008, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Sexo en serie

  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Play in Full Screen The 80th Annual Academy Awards

  2008, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson - Presenter: Best Animated Short Film
• Play in Full Screen Sincerely, Ted L. Nancy

  2008, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen New Family

  2008, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Play in Full Screen The 79th Annual Academy Awards

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself - Presenter: Best Documentary Feature
• Play in Full Screen Scenes from the Roundtable

  2007, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Play in Full Screen Bee Movie

  2007, role: producer
• Play in Full Screen Larry King Live: The Greatest Interviews

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Scenes from the Roundtable

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Making of 'The Larry Sanders Show'

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jerry Seinfeld: The Comedian Award

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Jerry Seinfeld, Submarine Captain

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Saturday Night Live in the '90s: Pop Culture Nation

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen 100 Greatest Stand-Ups

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen The Last Lap

  2007, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Bee Movie

  2007, role: actor , character name: Barry B. Benson
• Play in Full Screen Bee Movie

  2007, role: writer
• Play in Full Screen Queen of the Castle: The Elaine Benes Story

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen ¿De qué te ríes?

  2006, role: actor , character name: Jerry Seinfeld
• Play in Full Screen Legends: Rodney Dangerfield

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Comedy Club Shoot-Out: Vol. 1

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Movie Rush

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Larry David's Farewell

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself
• Play in Full Screen Celebrity Debut

  2006, role: actor , character name: Himself

Famous quotes by Jerry Seinfeld:

"I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything."

"It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper."

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, "I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.""

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem.Maybe you should get rid of the body before you do the wash."

"There is no such thing as fun for the whole family."

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, "See if you can blow this out.""

"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews, Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me, the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe clippers right here."

"Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason"

"Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur.""

"According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy."

"When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it."

"The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end."

"A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking."

"I like definitive things."

"I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu."

"We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it."

"I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped."

"I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there."

"To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving."

"Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me."

Jerry Seinfeld