Because you've already watched American Horror Story and The Walking Dead too many times.
Drinking wine out of silver sacks pegged to a clothesline?
A boy, separated from his family for years, begins his search online.
Taco Bell? More like Taco Hell Yes!
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A doormat for people who hate people, a panda pencil sharpener, shot glasses made of salt, and 18 other things you’ll want to add to your wish list ASAP.
This is basically NSFW.
At some point we all must pick a side.
I'd go to the Upside Down just to hang out with them.
"Through thick and thin you've always been my best friend. Until we meet again, RIP Puppy Efron."
*watches scary video, burns laptop*
"TMI but it's that time of the month."
She's taken the thirst trapping to a whole new level.
Focus and try your berry best.
"Balloons are like our souls. They want to go up but can't, and when you pop them, they scream."
You are what you eat.
I'm definitely a "wine glass half full" kind of person.
We're lovin' it.
Nic Nat nails it.
Happy birthday Billy Ray!
Back when all you wanted was an LG flip phone and some new Victoria's Secret thongs.
A dinglehopper does not make a good brush, people.
Admit it: You're addicted.
Just slightly more diverse than the straight version.
Why wait till after dinner to eat dessert?
It's like magic.
I just grew ovaries and they just exploded.
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Kale and vinyl records are so 2000 and late.
Yes, I'm talking about the meal between breakfast and dinner.
Posing in fairy-tale gowns with reality as a backdrop.
One of you has to be the Michelle to the Beyoncé and Kelly.
"There's a baby?!"
Upgrade your afternoon tea.
It's been 15 years since the singer's death, but thankfully she left behind a stellar catalog of music to guide us.
Are you a pro when it comes to pastry?
The shallow earthquake struck early Wednesday, killing at least 267 people and devastating a number of hilltop towns and villages.
Santa Clara County Superior Court Judge Aaron Persky has asked to be assigned to civil cases after becoming the target of protests and a recall campaign.
The new boundaries of Papahānaumokuākea quadruple the size of an existing marine sanctuary surrounding the Northwestern Hawaiian Islands. The vast ocean area is home to over 7,000 marine species, some found nowhere else in the world.
Brazilian police on Thursday formally charged Olympic swimmer Ryan Lochte, who will be summoned back to Rio to testify.
"The heartache — my brother is gone."
The group Truth in Advertising has filed an official complaint saying members of the Kardashian/Jenner family engage in deceptive advertising practices on social media. If the FTC acts on the complaint, the sisters — or the company whose products they're selling — could be fined.
An Israeli company has been selling software to state governments that allows them to easily infiltrate an iPhone, according to a new report published Thursday.
Twitter is lowering minimum ad spend on some of its products, but its Promoted Sticker is pricey.
The two women, found dead Thursday, ministered in a clinic for struggling families, but co-workers called police when they failed to show up that morning.
An argument between senators cut short the first day of what is sure to be an acrimonious — and brief — trial in Brazil's Senate. It will pick up again on Friday.
In cutting access to federal funds, the Education Department has virtually guaranteed the demise of a chain of colleges that was once valued in the billions of dollars.
The provincial governor's office said 11 police officers were killed and more than 70 people injured in the blast, which took place in the town of Cizre.
It's like magic.
Yes, I'm talking about the meal between breakfast and dinner.
I just grew ovaries and they just exploded.
Sorry. Oh my god I'm so sorry.
BRB, slathering myself in SPF 100.
"Pretty sure it's my wife writing most of those. Sounds like her."
*The X-Files music plays*
Doesn't get much better than Tyra Banks liking your dog.
Because you deserve it.
"I think a lot of women get told to be more polite and be more gentle."
Zachary Penton, 21, was charged with murder for allegedly fatally shooting his roommate, a day after he appeared to have written a tweet warning he might "viciously murder" his roommates.
I find this attractive.
*applies for architecture job* Experience: building houses on The Sims since 2001.
"As a young woman on the internet, you really can't escape casual sexual harassment."
"What idiot called it 'insomnia' and not 'resisting a rest?'"
She's not always had a buzzcut, you know.
*Wears the same damn bra every day so never gets to wash it*
"My boobs are as a result of being pregnant and breastfeeding and I love them."
They're not lovin' it.
Relationship status: Googling photos of avocado toast and crying with joy.
"They shouldn't draw attention to themselves," said the worst human alive.
I love moms.
She looks so calm jumping off this 30-foot yacht.
Ink that tells a story.
"It can be kind of scary going off to college, but now I've got my dog in my dorm with me."
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