Sarah Silverman: Jesus Is Magic (2005)

Actors: Sarah Silverman (composer), Brian Posehn (actor), Steve Agee (actor), Sarah Silverman (writer), Bob Odenkirk (actor), Sarah Silverman (actress), Liam Lynch (director), Liam Lynch (editor), Liam Lynch (composer), Laura Silverman (actress), Robert Towers (actor), Brody Stevens (actor), Kiyano La'vin (actor), Dayna Pink (costume designer), Eddie B. Smith (actor),

Plot: Sarah Silverman appears before an audience in Los Angeles with several sketches, taped outside the theater, intercut into the stand-up performance. Themes include race, sex, and religion. Her comic persona is a self-centered hipster, brash and clueless about her political incorrectness. A handful of musical numbers punctuate the performance. It begins and ends with her in conversation with two friends: at the start, she's the loser compared to their recent artistic successes; by the end, she's the star, in her dressing room, dismissive and cutting.

Keywords: african-american, anal-sex, audience, barbie, bong, bottled-water, character-name-in-title, comedian, death, dressing-room
Genres: Comedy, Music,

Quotes:

Sarah Silverman: [singing a love song] I love you more than bears love honey. / I love you more than Jews love money. / I love you more than Asians are good at math. / I love you even if it's not hip. / I love you more than black people don't tip. / I love you more than Puerto Ricans need baths. / I love you more than girls love dolls. / I love you more than dogs love balls. / I love you more than the white stuff in a zit. / I love you like Gary Busey. / I love you more than dykes love pussy. / I love you more than my after-show monster bong hit...

Sarah Silverman: Strippers should be role-models for little girls. If only for the fact that they wax their assholes.

Sarah Silverman: When God gives you AIDS - and God does give you AIDS, by the way - make lemonAIDS.

Sarah Silverman: I was raped by a doctor.::[pause]::Sarah Silverman: Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.

Sarah Silverman: I was licking jelly off of my boyfriend's penis and all of a sudden I'm thinking, "Oh My God, I'm turning into my mother!"

Sarah Silverman: I'm working on an open letter and it goes like this. Guess what, Martin Luther King, I had a fuckin' dream, too! I had a dream that I was in my living room. It wasn't my living room but it was, like, playing my living room in the dream. And I walked through to the backyard and there's a pool and as I'm diving in, there's a shark coming up from the water... with braces! So maybe you're not so fucking special! Martin Loser King! Yeah, I wanna be the first comic ever to shit on Martin Luther King because people only talk about the good things. They don't mention he was a litterbug. He would roll up all the windows and lock them and fart in the car with the heat up while his family suffered... and he would laugh.

Sarah Silverman: The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.

Sarah Silverman: I don't care if you think I'm racist. I just want you to think I'm thin.

Sarah Silverman: [after making out with her reflection in the mirror, to herself] You're a star. And I'm a star-fucker.

Sarah Silverman: You know who has a tiny vagina? Barbie. Not Klaus Barbie, the infamous Nazi.

Jacked (2003)

Actors: Marcella Lowery (actress), Teo (actor), David Palmieri (editor), Mister Jones (actor), Dudley Fontaine (producer), Dudley Fontaine (writer), Dudley Fontaine (writer), Dudley Fontaine (director), Dudley Fontaine (editor), Michael Lamb (actor), Tauhid Etcheverry (actor), Donald Harrison (composer), Ray Bolton (actor), André Alporter (composer), Dahn Dior (actress),

Plot: When three childhood friends find themselves in debt as adults they hatch a scheme to rob (Jack) a local drug dealer's money and grab a piece of the good life. What they don't count on is the dealer putting them in the number one slot on his hit list. Will they survive? Find out when the tables get turned and the thieves find themselves on the wrong end of a dealer's vengeance.

Genres: Action, Drama,
Taglines: Take the money and run! So much money, so few bullets!

The Vanishing American (1955)

Actors: Richard L. Van Enger (editor), Jim Davis (actor), John Dierkes (actor), Augie Gomez (actor), Fred Graham (actor), Adele Palmer (costume designer), Joseph Kane (director), Scott Brady (actor), Gene Lockhart (actor), Francis McDonald (actor), James Millican (actor), Julian Rivero (actor), Jay Silverheels (actor), Charles Stevens (actor), Glenn Strange (actor),

Plot: Marion Warner inherits a piece of land in the New Mexico desert and arrives to determine her best course of action with the property. She is initially determined to have the Navaho Indians who are living on the land run off, but encounters stiff resistance from local high-roller Morgan and his toady Blucher. Marion meets Morgan's enemy, Blandy, a Navaho with an education and a sophisticated outlook. Blandy helps Marion see how the Indians have been exploited and pitted against one another by venal white traders like Morgan. Together they plot to overcome Morgan's plans.

Keywords: based-on-novel
Genres: Adventure, Drama, Western,