Kashmir

Encino Man (1992)

Actors: Tracy Dali (actress), George Zaloom (producer), Pauly Shore (actor), Rana Morrison (actress), Mariette Hartley (actress), Rose McGowan (actress), Arnold Schwarzenegger (actor), Mark Adair-Rios (actor), Erick Avari (actor), Ivan Dudynsky (actor), Sean Astin (actor), Brendan Fraser (actor), Richard Masur (actor), J. Peter Robinson (composer), George Zaloom (writer),

Plot: Stoney and Dave find a caveman (Link) trapped in ice, thaw him out, and show him around town. Although Link is slow to catch on to basic concepts of 20th century life, he has no trouble impressing all the girls and helping Stoney and Dave find the coolness they've been searching for.

Keywords: amusement-park, arcade-game, asking-someone-out-on-a-date, assumed-identity, best-friend, box-office-hit, bully, bully-comeuppance, caveman, chalkboard
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy,
Taglines: Where The Stone Age Meets The Rock Age! A chillin' new comedy in full Neandervision.

Quotes:

Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?::Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...::Dave: [finishing the phrase]... jor.::Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...::Dave: ...besides that.::Stoney: He walks like this, right?. [struts in a manly fashion] Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.

Link: Weeze the juice!

Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!::Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.

Dave: He melted...::Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.

Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.::Dave: You don't understand; we have history.::Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.::Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet!

Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?::Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.::Dave: God, you can't do that to me.::[looking more closely at Link]::Dave: What's on his Nose?::Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.::Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?::Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.::Dave: They are?::Stoney: Unh-huh!::Dave: Oh, cool!::Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...::Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.::Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.::Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.::Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.::Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...::Stoney: [howls twice]::Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!::Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!

Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!

[repeated line]::Stoney: Meat group!