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@JimmyConrad

I used to get paid to kick a ball around with other grown men in small shorts. Now I make internet.

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Joined April 2009
Born on February 12

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  1. And I love that it was so well-deserved. No controversy, no BS, they just simply outplayed everyone else.

  2. I wish players would play all game with the same kind of urgency that they do in the last 5 minutes when they need a result.

  3. Come on.

  4. there should be an option for 'sympathic pat on back' instead of 'like' on that tweet..

  5. Sunderland are scoring 3 against Chelsea and we can't put 1 past Villa FFS.

  6. FFS.

  7. When Rafa took over, there were three matches you circled. Norwich. Makems. Villa. 2 points from those matches and we get what we get.

  8. Mitrovic. Can I have a word?

  9. Come on, Colback! Chelsea are doing us a favor, Manchester United did us a favor earlier. You have to finish that. We need all 3 points.

  10. Okay, I'm done brainwashing the masses this morning. Now it's time to watch the second half of . HOWAY THE LADS!

  11. . speaking at the Rally in Austin. (thought April Heinrichs had retired the USSF visor)

  12. This is me minutes before I take the stage of the rally as the best dressed…

  13. I'm here! But, unfortunately, no pick-up game this time around. I have duties to attend to.

  14. Guess who just got named to the 23-man roster for the for the ! It was about…

  15. I just went down an wormhole and my day is better because of it.

  16. I think you're right. Anybody want to join me?

  17. First off, yes. I need to be there for that. Second, I'll be in Austin this weekend for the Rally!

  18. Just a little light reading before bed.

  19. you forgot "YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!!!"

  20. "I got a bad feeling about this!"

  21. and for Pellegrini, “When 900 years old, you reach… Look as good, you will not.”

  22. "Never tell me the odds"

  23. In honor of , here are phrases you can use for this game "Stay on target." "Do or do not, there is no try." "It's a trap!"

  24. Today is Star Wars Day, which means we should all reflect on a simpler time in our lives, when Harrison Ford didn't have an earring.

  25. Vincent Kompany continues his quest of trying to compete with Frank Lampard about who can get hurt more. My money is still on Frank.

  26. LIES! They're 99% wrong but, like any capitalistic society, the 1% controls everything! i.e. I get 1 right = genius!

  27. PREDICTION TIME! Madrid beats City but loses to Atleti in the final AND Pellegrini goes to AC Milan and gets them back to respectability.

  28. That's a negative, Ghost Rider. He's ominous.

  29. My favorite Star Wars character because it was the first action figure my parents bought me.

  30. Not right now, McGrizzle. I didn't get to watch.

  31. boring game...only 2 saved penalties couple close calls and only 3 goals scored. Didn't miss much.

  32. Wait, was Champions League on today? Just jumping on Twitter now.

  33. Our good pal joins us now! Tune in here >

  34. I would say I was closer than most! At least I had them staying up.

  35. Is it so great? Because now every boss will be like, "Doing more with less can work! So I'll see you this weekend."

  36. Come on, man. You're having a laugh. You have to be 5000 to 1 to win the PL so congrats to Burnley next season!

  37. In a sport controlled by money, found a way to be champions in the toughest league in the world

  38. I mean, I love my dad but I kind of wish this guy was my dad, too. Can I have two dads?

  39. My thanks to everyone that came out for some pickup (aka the invitational) in KC! It was awesome.

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