Tom Piper

What's Your Number? (2011)

Actors: Blythe Danner (actress), Anna Faris (actress), Dan Marshall (actor), Thomas Lennon (actor), Joel McHale (actor), Zachary Quinto (actor), Dan Marshall (actor), Dan Marshall (actor), Aziz Ansari (actor), Martin Freeman (actor), Anthony Mackie (actor), Chris Evans (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Ivana Milicevic (actress), Andy Samberg (actor),

Plot: Ally is a woman who has many ex-boyfriends who turned out to be losers. Now she believes that she can't find a good guy. But when she runs into one of her exes who is now a 'Prince Charming', she decides to look up all of her exes to see if any of them have changed for the better. And when she has trouble locating them, she asks her neighbor Colin, who sleeps with women every night and sneaks out the morning after to avoid talking to them, to help her.

Keywords: based-on-novel, blackberry, blackberry-cell-phone, boston-celtics, female-protagonist, fired-from-the-job, iphone, iphone-3gs, number-in-title, number-of-partners
Genres: Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Ally's looking for the best ex of her life.

Quotes:

Ally Darling: My husband is in the north pole. He's a scientist too. He's dealing with the whole ice cap situation. Yeah. He's probably going to fix it.

Ally Darling: Where's my coffee pot?::Colin Shea: I broke it. If you were on Twitter you would know that already.

Jake Adams: Well if I wasn't your first, at least I can be your last.::Ally Darling: Why? Are you going to rape and kill me later?

Eileen: [When asked why Daisy wouldn't 69 on her honeymoon] Because 69s are for when you're 17 and you're trying to cram everything in at once before your parents get home.

Colin Shea: I don't know why you care so much about your number anyway::Ally Darling: You guys all have this ideal girl in your minds, and if our number gets too high, we can't be that girl.::Colin Shea: The ideal girl. Tell me about her.::Ally Darling: You know, you can take her home to the family, she's smart, but not smarter than you, and she bakes apple pies with your mom and place catch with your handicap sister. But then when you're alone, she takes off her glasses and puts on a vinyl cat suit and fucks you sideways::Colin Shea: That girl doesn't exist, if she did, I'd be sleeping with her. And what kind of guy cares about how many people you slept with anyway?::Ally Darling: Decent guys.

Jake Adams: So, how does dinner in Milan and breakfast in Paris sound?::Ally Darling: Starchy.

Another Bloody Creek (2010)

Actors: Hal Thompson (writer), Hal Thompson (producer), Hal Thompson (producer), Hal Thompson (composer), Hal Thompson (director), Clifford Lee (actor), Clifford Lee (actor), Aaron Murnaghan (composer), Colin Nicolle (actor), Ryan Bamford (actor), Tom Cromwell (actor), Jonathan Harrison (actor), James Hubley (actor), Mike Adams (actor), Rob Welch (actor),

Genres: Adventure, Drama, History, Short,

Babes in Toyland (1997)

Actors: Christopher Plummer (actor), Paul Sabella (producer), Jeff Bergman (miscellaneous crew), James Belushi (actor), Cathy Cavadini (actress), Bronson Pinchot (actor), Paul Sabella (director), Lacey Chabert (actress), Susan Silo (actress), Charles Nelson Reilly (actor), Raphael Sbarge (actor), Kelly Ward (producer), Mark Watters (composer), Kelly Ward (miscellaneous crew), Jonathan Dern (producer),

Plot: It's 2 days before Christmas, and the Toyland Toy Factory has just received its biggest order ever. But the evil Barnaby, who doesn't believe in toys, has plans to shut the factory down and spoil the holiday for everyone. Now it's up to Toyland's most recent arrivals, young Jack & his sister Jill, to help their newfound friends Tom Piper, Mary Lamb, Humpty Dumpty, and the rest of Toyland stop Barnaby's plot and save Christmas!

Keywords: attic, black-cat, boy, cave, chase, child-in-peril, christmas, clock-tower, critically-bashed, demon
Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,

The Walt Disney Comedy and Magic Revue (1985)

Actors: Jim Dale (actor), Neville Brand (actor), Jim Dale (actor), Eddie Albert (actor), Sean Barrett (actor), Ray Bolger (actor), Raymond Bailey (actor), Jeff Bridges (actor), Edward Brophy (actor), Wally Brown (actor), Billy Bletcher (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Pinto Colvig (actor), Jim Dale (actor),

Genres: Animation, Comedy, Family, Short,

Babes in Toyland (1961)

Actors: Ray Bolger (actor), Bess Flowers (actress), Jack Donohue (actor), Jack Donohue (director), Walt Disney (producer), Bill Thomas (costume designer), Robert Banas (actor), Ann Jillian (actress), Annette Funicello (actress), Ward Kimball (writer), Tommy Kirk (actor), Ed Wynn (actor), Kevin Corcoran (actor), Mary McCarty (actress), Gene Sheldon (actor),

Plot: Tom the Piper's Son is about to marry Mary Quite Contrary. On the eve of their wedding, evil miser Barnaby hires two henchmen to drown Tom and steal Mary's sheep, cared for by Little Bo Peep, thus depriving Mary and the children she lives with of their livelihood, forcing her to marry Barnaby. The sheep are stolen, but Gonzorgo and Roderigo, Barnaby's henchmen, double-cross him by selling Tom to a band of gypsies instead, leaving Tom with the opportunity to escape and make his way with Mary, Bo-Peep, and other Mother Goose characters to Toyland.

Keywords: blame, irresponsibility, lifting-an-adult-into-the-air, lifting-female-in-air, lifting-male-in-air, lifting-someone-into-the-air, little-boy, little-girl, miniaturization, remake
Genres: Family, Fantasy, Musical,
Taglines: The happiest, most delightful musical comedy of your lifetime! It's Bright! It's Wonderful! A Musical Holiday of Fun for Everyone! Follow Your Heart to Joyland! A Dazzling World of Song, Dance and Laughter!

Quotes:

Mother Goose: Now, let's see. There's something borrowed, something blue...::[Barnaby enters]::Barnaby: Good day, friends.::Sylvester: And here's something old and ugly too.

Mary Contrary: I'd never marry just for wealth alone.

Barnaby: For lunch, I had roast goose!::Sylvester: That's the way we lost mother.

Gonzorgo: We don't know how to tell you this, Miss Mary. No, we don't know how to tell you this at all. We were 20 leagues at sea and it was calm as it could be, when out of the north, there came a sudden squall! He was standing at the wheel he was, Miss Mary, and across the deck, the might ocean roared, and the mizzen broke and fell and we heard the fellow yell as it bashed him down and swept him overboard!::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! Though we tried to save him, he sank into the sea!::Mary Contrary: But who, sir? Who sank?::Gonzorgo: It was Tom, ma'am. Tom sank.::Mary Contrary: Tom sank?::Mother Goose: Tom sank?::Sylvester: Who's Tom Sank?::Barnaby: What preposterous rumor are you spreading, sailors? Go on your way, unless you have some evidence, some proof for what you say?::Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir!::Mary Contrary: What proof do you have?::Gonzorgo: We are bringing you his personal belongings, and in his hat, we found this soggy note. Though the salty ocean spray somehow washed the words away, I'll see if I can't decipher what he wrote. "Darling Mary," he begins, or is that "dearest"? Yes, that's term he uses we agree. Now the boy goes on to tell how he hopes this finds you well. It's too bad he slowly sank into the sea.::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! With no life preserver, he sank into the sea!::Mary Contrary: But this was to be our wedding day. Why would Tom be at sea?::Barnaby: Does this letter offer some explanation? I presume he's written more?::Gonzorgo: Oh, yes, sir! "I am poor," the letter reads, "and can't support you, and it's best I sail away to set you free. Noble lady that you are, you'd be better off by far if you were to marry wealthy Barnaby." We advice you to forget him now, Miss Mary, though our condolences to you we will extend, but we'll blame you not, my dear, if you care to shed a tear for the way he met his most untimely end.::[sung]::Gonzorgo: Slowly, slowly, he sank into the sea! To the very bottom, he sank into the sea! [Rodrigo suddenly sinks in the puddle and then slowly comes back up. Gonzorgo tries to find the hole, but can't]::Sylvester: How about that!::Mary Contrary: [near tears] Oh, my poor brave Tom, sacrificing his life for my welfare!::Mother Goose: Poor Mary. Come, children, in the house.::Sylvester: There's something fishy about this!::Mother Goose: Hush, Sylvester!::Sylvester: Well, I wouldn't trust either one of them, the fat one or the idiot!

Toymaker: You know something? I think we should go to lunch!

[first lines]::Sylvester: Hello, everybody. My name is Sylvester, Sylvester J. Goose. My friends call me Syl, or sometimes silly. [chuckles] At this time, it is with unmitigated pleasure...::Mother Goose: [behind curtain] Sylvester, talk faster.::Sylvester: "Talk faster"? You're lucky to find a goose who can talk at all! As I was saying, it is my pleasure to present your hostess for this occasion, weighing one hundred and eighty nine pounds...::Mother Goose: Sylvester!::Sylvester: Hmph! I present the one and only Mother Goose.::[Mother Goose enters]::Mother Goose: Thank you, Sylvester.::[under her breath]::Mother Goose: Blabbermouth.::[out loud]::Mother Goose: I'm here to invite you to a celebration in our village. Tomorrow is the wedding of Tom and Mary.::Sylvester: Two of my closest friends.::Mother Goose: I know. So put on your best smile, set free your imagination, and come with us to Mother Goose Village. Sylvester?::Sylvester: Alright, boys, open the curtains!

Gonzorgo: Look, Roderigo, a gypsy camp. Gypsies, eh? I've heard it said that gypsies buy babies. I wonder if they'd be interested in purchasing this fine, strapping youth?::[Tom tries to wake but Roderigo hits on the head with a mallet, putting him back to sleep]::Gonzorgo: Roderigo, I have an idea. Why don't we sell Tom to the gypsies and that way collect for him twice, understand?::[Roderigo shakes his head]::Gonzorgo: Listen, Barnaby is paying us to get rid of Tom, but if instead of throwing Tom into the sea, we sell him to the gypsies, we'll be paid for him again. Once by Barnaby and once by the gypsies. Can't you see that?::[Roderigo nods ecstatically]::Gonzorgo: Right!

Toymaker: Oh, for heaven's sakes! Such a dreadful temper! I'm glad I'm not marrying you! Well, I am marrying you, but I'm marrying you to her.

Barnaby: You are gazing at a happy man.::Sylvester: If he's happy, I'm a chicken!::Mother Goose: Shh.

Barnaby: I don't mind a double-cross and I don't mind a triple-cross, but see that you execute no quadruple-cross. For this, to me, is insincerity.