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Rod the Stormtrooper (2009)

Actors: Brad Schinkel (actor), Brad Schinkel (producer), Brad Schinkel (miscellaneous crew), Brad Schinkel (writer), Brad Schinkel (composer), Brad Schinkel (editor), Brad Schinkel (producer), Brad Schinkel (director), John-Paul Borchardt (actor), Christopher Lee Grant (actor), Sabrina Campbell (actress), Mike Delisle (actor), Mike Delisle (composer), Mike Delisle (producer), Ed Roach (actor),

Plot: For years a battle has been fought between two relentless enemies. The great battle of sci-fi superiority. At the front lines of this battle is Rod Panaflex, a 4th level Imperial Stormtrooper who is training to serve at the Emperor's side. Rod is out to defeat a man who was once a friend, but now his arch nemesis, Patrick Fitzpatrick. The Trekkie's will stop at nothing to make sure the once-powerful Stormtrooper Core never rises again. However, the Trekkie's and the Stormtroopers do not know what is happening behind their backs...

Keywords: stormtrooper
Genres: Comedy, Sci-Fi,
Taglines: Every Saga Has Its Obsessive Fans...

Canada: A People's History (2000)

Actors: Maxim Roy (actress), Mary Pickford (actress), Daniel Pilon (actor), Luba Goy (actress), Theodore Roosevelt (actor), Franklin D. Roosevelt (actor), Arthur Holden (actor), Stephen McHattie (actor), Charles Chaplin (actor), Winston Churchill (actor), Leonard Cohen (actor), Douglas Fairbanks (actor), Adolf Hitler (actor), Lorne Brass (actor), Alexander Bisping (actor),

Plot: This series presents the comprehensive history of Canada. Through dramatizations and detailed documentation, we see the development of this country from the Native American nations to contemporary times as we explore what made this country what it is.

Keywords: canada, canadian-history, reenactment
Genres: History,
Taglines: Canada's story through the eyes of the people who lived it.

Carry on Columbus (1992)

Actors: Julian Clary (actor), Keith Allen (actor), Rik Mayall (actor), Charles Fleischer (actor), Burt Kwouk (actor), Larry Miller (actor), Chris Langham (actor), Martin Clunes (actor), Allan Corduner (actor), Bernard Cribbins (actor), Jim Dale (actor), James Faulkner (actor), Don Henderson (actor), Leslie Phillips (actor), Jon Pertwee (actor),

Plot: Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip.

Keywords: bare-butt, carry-on, character-name-in-title, expedition, independent-film, last-of-series, navigation, sea, sequel, ship
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Romance,
Taglines: Up your anchor for a well crewed voyage

Quotes:

The Wazir: [after a messenger arrives] He brings news of what the Lisbonians are getting up to.::The Sultan: I don't care what they get up to, as long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the camels!::The Wazir: No, no, sir, the city of Lisbon.::The Sultan: Oh! The one in Portugal?::The Wazir: Quite correct, O mighty one.

Fatima: You mean, the sharks won't eat me whole?::Marco the Cereal Killer: Oh, no! I'm told they spit that bit out first!

Nina the Model: Well I'm off to Italy next week. Michelangelo wants to do me up on the ceiling.::Christopher Columbus: Well you mind you hang onto something while you're up there!

Don Juan Diego: Here, we just had a leak in the hold.::Bart Columbus: Oh did you? Well next time do it over the side!

Christopher Columbus: [a slave presents the Chief and Columbus with cigars] What do you make of it?::Mordecai Mendoza: Some kind of vegetable? Looks like old dried cabbage. [Columbus takes a bite] What does it taste like?::Christopher Columbus: Horse shit.::Mordecai Mendoza: Is it cooked?::Christopher Columbus: If it is they should shoot the cook. [the slave lights the Chief's cigar] Well I'll be damned! Look at that. They cook it while you're eating it.::Mordecai Mendoza: So try it cooked. [the slave lights Columbus' cigar. He has a puff] What's it taste like now?::Christopher Columbus: Still tastes like horse shit.

Fatima: [Last line] Carry on, Columbus.

Mississippi Masala (1991)

Actors: Roshan Seth (actor), Anjan Srivastav (actor), Sharmila Tagore (actress), Mira Nair (director), Mira Nair (producer), Roberto Silvi (editor), Denzel Washington (actor), Mohan Agashe (actor), Sarita Choudhury (actress), Charles S. Dutton (actor), Mira Nair (actress), Lydia Dean Pilcher (producer), Sherrill Smith (miscellaneous crew), Ranjit Chowdhry (actor), Michael Nozik (producer),

Plot: An Indian family is expelled from Uganda when Idi Amin takes power. They move to Mississippi and time passes. The Indian daughter falls in love with a black man, and the respective families have to come to terms with it.

Keywords: africa, african-american, asian-american, bicultural, community, cultural-assimilation, cultural-difference, cultural-misunderstanding, culture-clash, culture-shock
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance,
Taglines: Passion. Tradition. Mix It Up. Romeo and Juliet had it easy.

Quotes:

Jammubhai: I'm ashamed of you! I am so ashamed of you!::Anil: [referring to Meena's family] Why do you always take their side? I worked hard for this motel and I am *not* running a charity!::Jammubhai: Anil, you have become American.::Anil: So what? I'm living in America! You don't like it? Then go back to India!

Okelo: You gave an interview on BBC saying that Amin was evil. Are you mad? What about Kinnu? What about Meena? Do you ever think of them?::Jay: What should I have done? Remain silent? That is the coward's way!::Okelo: Don't talk to me about cowards! That's what you are. You're not leaving because you're scared to leave. You are scared of leaving Uganda.::Jay: Why should I go? Why should I go? Okelo, this is my home.::Okelo: Not anymore, Jay. Africa is for Africans. *Black* Africans.

Meena: [after Jay and Kinnu discover her and Demetrius's relationship] What about me? What about me? I've never asked you for anything! Never expected anything! I'm 24 years old, and I'm still here! Stuck *here!* You think I'm happy? I love him. That's not a crime, is it?::Kinnu: You call this love? When all you have done is bring such shame upon our heads?::Meena: I didn't do anything! *They* barged in!::Jay: Don't answer back! At least have the decency to be sorry!::Meena: I am sorry about this mess, but I'm not sorry I'm in love with him.

Williben Williams: What's wrong with you, boy? Don't you know the rules?::Demetrius Williams: Daddy, I didn't do nothing wrong.::Williben Williams: Mr. Morgan helped you get that loan to start up this business. Now, how am I going to be able to show my face around them after this?::Aunt Rose: That Mr. Morgan, he didn't give his own money. All he did was recommend Demetrius to the bank! See, all you and the rest of them want is for him to know his place and stay in it! But the days of slavery, they're over, Williben!::Dexter Williams: Yeah, boy!::Aunt Rose: *Hush!*::Dexter Williams: [falls silent]