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  1. What I'm looking for is a President who has a good sense of humor about ISIS, assassinations, and Russian cyber warfare.

  2. Our belief as humans when it comes to animals is this: if it's not fun to ride or pet, you might as well devour it

  3. YEP: performs with the tomorrow & Saturday night -

  4. Rehearsing today with the - great woodwinds, great strings, great brass, great percussion

  5. U.S. Affirms Its Prohibition On Medical Marijuana-- y'know, 'cause we haven't done enough dumb things this year.

  6. Trump's run is no longer a candidacy. It's a cult. Except there's no Kool-Aid. I mean, at least have Kool-Aid. Shit, now I want Kool-Aid.

  7. Yes Trump said Obama is the founder of ISIS, but to be fair, it's quite possible he may not know what ISIS is.

  8. Every Time You Jump Into The Deep End To Save My Drowning Daughter You’re Actively Criticizing My Parenting

  9. George HW Bush checked his watch. Gore sighed. Dean made a funny noise. Trump encouraged cyberespionage and assassination of his opponent.

  10. Seems every few decades the World goes batshit crazy. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.

  11. Ah how I long for that simpler time of two weeks ago, when Hillary’s political opponents only wanted her imprisoned and not killed

  12. If you get mad that your favorite comedians 'get political' during election years, you don't really like comedy.

  13. Can we spice up swimming at the Olympics a little by having someone's fat dad swimming in one lane?

  14. Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Night

  15. Making all the fun to-do lists this week...you'd think was coming down to hangout or something 😉

  16. Scientists Confirm First Case Of Zika Transmission From Article To Reader

  17. [inventing dogs] God: ur mans best friend Dog: pretty sexist God: no, man as in every-fuck it u can't talk Dog: ... God: & chocolate kills u

  18. Thanks for your incredible playing at Wolf Trap this eve!

  19. National Symphony Orchestra sounds spectacular today-- looking forward to the show this evening at Wolf Trap

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