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What I'm looking for is a President who has a good sense of humor about ISIS, assassinations, and Russian cyber warfare.
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Our belief as humans when it comes to animals is this: if it's not fun to ride or pet, you might as well devour it
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YEP:
@SethMacFarlane performs with the@SanDiegoSymph tomorrow & Saturday night - http://bit.ly/2blova9 pic.twitter.com/eQfcOAJa2j -
Rehearsing today with the
@SanDiegoSymph - great woodwinds, great strings, great brass, great percussion -
U.S. Affirms Its Prohibition On Medical Marijuana-- y'know, 'cause we haven't done enough dumb things this year.
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Trump's run is no longer a candidacy. It's a cult. Except there's no Kool-Aid. I mean, at least have Kool-Aid. Shit, now I want Kool-Aid.
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Yes Trump said Obama is the founder of ISIS, but to be fair, it's quite possible he may not know what ISIS is.
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Every Time You Jump Into The Deep End To Save My Drowning Daughter You’re Actively Criticizing My Parentinghttp://clckhl.co/834cVcc
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George HW Bush checked his watch. Gore sighed. Dean made a funny noise. Trump encouraged cyberespionage and assassination of his opponent.
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Seems every few decades the World goes batshit crazy. Just long enough to forget the last time the World went batshit crazy.
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Ah how I long for that simpler time of two weeks ago, when Hillary’s political opponents only wanted her imprisoned and not killed
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If you get mad that your favorite comedians 'get political' during election years, you don't really like comedy.
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Can we spice up swimming at the Olympics a little by having someone's fat dad swimming in one lane?
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Man Puts Glass Of Water On Bedside Table In Case He Needs To Make Huge Mess In Middle Of Nighthttp://onion.com/2b94UHa
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Making all the fun to-do lists this week...you'd think
@SethMacFarlane was coming down to hangout or something https://twitter.com/sandiegomag/status/762700151177699328 … -
Scientists Confirm First Case Of Zika Transmission From Article To Reader http://onion.com/2aA4Opm pic.twitter.com/M6paYI08jd
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[inventing dogs] God: ur mans best friend Dog: pretty sexist God: no, man as in every-fuck it u can't talk Dog: ... God: & chocolate kills u
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Thanks
@NSOtweets for your incredible playing at Wolf Trap this eve! -
National Symphony Orchestra sounds spectacular today-- looking forward to the show this evening at Wolf Trap
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