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@mojorojo

Comedian, writer, Bombayite, Bakchod. As Famous Dead Person once said, Inspirational quote about attitude to life. Snapchat: rohanjoshi22

Mumbai, India
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Joined January 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    27 Nov 2015

    Me watching Jessica Jones; "WTF ALL CHARACTERS ARE WOMEN, THE MEN ARE EITHER BAD OR EYE CANohh. Okay. Ah. So that's what that feels like."

    16,288 retweets 23,075 likes
  2. Nov 22

    no - it is the software that made it possible for Armstrong & Aldrin to land on the Moon despite human errors. Just saying.

    34 retweets 130 likes
  3. 15 hours ago

    WATCH: Today in 1993, bowled the last over of the match when South Africa reqd 6 runs to win at Eden Gardens in Hero Cup SF.

    374 retweets 374 likes
  4. 3 hours ago

    Busy days coming for people making those small chains to tie pens to the dropbox counters.

    6 retweets 22 likes
  5. Nov 20

    You guys only

    Who called it and not Fantastic Bloggers and Where To Find Them?
    271 retweets 228 likes
  6. 4 hours ago

    Meanwhile, in religion...

    South African pastor sprays worshipers with Doom Super Multi Insect Killer 'to heal them'
    17 retweets 23 likes
  7. 4 hours ago

    You cannot make stuff like this up

    It was the experience that a 35-year-old man waiting in queue outside a bank in Nashik must have wished he never had
    32 retweets 23 likes
  8. 8 hours ago

    Mom has seen this tweet and now I'm in the doghouse

    My mom handles Jaden Smith's social media
    15 retweets 117 likes
  9. 8 hours ago

    if any1 wonders y i called him an aurat. Look at his DP. Hw is taking an invisible black cock in his mouth. Just like his mom do.

    5 retweets 8 likes
  10. 9 hours ago

    Hahahahaha. This is also true.

    Next ToI story: Gunda asked for hafta. Poor man did not have cash due to demonetisation. Gunda killed him Cause of death: demonetisation
    10 retweets 38 likes
  11. 9 hours ago

    Bombay is nuts. This would have to be a distressed buyer in any other Indian city.

    So first distress sale of season is here. 800 sqft carpet 2bhk on Ambedkar Road, Khar for 1.75cr.
    31 retweets 34 likes
  12. 9 hours ago

    When headlines write themselves

    Politician who spoke out against squirrels is hospitalised by squirrel
    8 retweets 17 likes
  13. 9 hours ago

    chal chutiya aurat

    4 retweets 16 likes
  14. 9 hours ago

    Friends please share links to good articles about demonetisation. Pro & con, but factual/analytical arguments, not purely emotional ones.

    27 retweets 151 likes
  15. 9 hours ago

    : Toll tax exemption on highways extended till December 1.

    121 retweets 97 likes
  16. 12 hours ago

    Alternate headline: How demonetisation helped this family dodge a bullet.

    100 retweets 110 likes
  17. 9 hours ago

    freedom of speech gone too far

    I hate Andaz Apna Apna
    219 retweets 184 likes
  18. 9 hours ago

    Tweet just to remind everyone that Rahul Shivshankar, the "journalist" taking over Newshour, thought this was real

    11 retweets 42 likes
  19. 9 hours ago

    House adjourned till 11 am tomorrow. *hair tearing agony* *headdesk*

    7 retweets 13 likes
  20. 10 hours ago

    Umm! Going to pretty much have to disagree with you on that last bit

    You couldn’t recover Swiss bank black money, but create inconvenience for those with white money;You've created more havoc than Hitler-WB CM
    15 retweets 32 likes
  21. 10 hours ago

    (For anyone who needs a ray or two of sunshine today, Planet Earth II is what the doctor ordered. It shoulda premiered in IMAX 3D)

    11 retweets 48 likes

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