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@OneTipOneHand_

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Akhil Bhartiya Poha Parishad
Joined February 2012

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    Shahrukh khan fought for gender equality by wearing more lipstick than aishwarya in 'humko hami se chura lo'

  2. and I can match up to 95% with deadly accuracy. I can bowl with both my hands that too fast as well as spin

  3. Earlier- "khullam khulla pyaar karenge hum dono" Now- " Khullam khulla ke baad pyaar karenge hum dono"

  4. I seriously want to sound like bragging that i can match the bowling action of McGrath n Muralitharan with upto 90% accuracy.

  5. right. The ex rich and ex poor will be the current middle class.

  6. Pls RT and share!

  7. Me thinks after this demonetization drive middle class population is set to increase in the country.

  8. Look -this is d way our country has been running depriving poor to live with two meals a day. Bravo@narendramodi govt

  9. और केजरी को दस्त

  10. I'm ashamed of my om jai Jagdish hare tweet. May the future generations forgive me.

  11. Relatives coming home who never gave more than 100 are giving 500 now. Mai rou ya hasun Karun mai kya karun🎶

  12. Saar aap bhi nikal lo pls. Karyakarta dil we duaaein denge!

  13. kyo karte ho ye sab? kya milta hai tumhe? kya saabit karoge aur kya haasil karonge :(

  14. Gautam gambhir back to his original form.

  15. Me: Uncle yahan pe auto kahan milega? Uncle: Wahan humare jawan border par khade hain tum desh ke liye bank ki line mein nahi lag sakte?

  16. I hv converted my black money into petrol. Yayy

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