Seers of the Ninth Island (2014)

Actors: Garret Sato (actor), Sean Patrick Flaherty (actor), Sidney S. Liufau (actor), Sidney S. Liufau (director), Sidney S. Liufau (writer), Sidney S. Liufau (producer), Lanette Fugit (actress), Jane Park Smith (actress), Mac Hines (actor), Med Jast (actor), Travis Nevin Tendler (actor), Eduard Osipov (actor), Elizabeth Sandoz (actress), Melanie Mueller (actress), Ka'imi Kuoha (actress),

Plot: Set in Las Vegas renamed by the local Hawaiians in the 1980's who relocated. Based on ancient Hawaiian supernatural powers now being used in 2014 to stay alive, is where we find Renate Lee of the Kalamawaimea ohana. it was her father she's never met that sent his ohana away with a secret past which eventually she learns who she really is when killers searching for them and not a second sooner other Seer protectors become active fending away the hired assassins of Hawai'is entity. The entity is a secret close net society who truly direct and run the affairs of Hawai'i. And being the Seers are the only ones who know of the entity's dark past threats is the reason the Seers are marked for death. After centuries of hiding in the mainland the seers past is about to catch up through the unknown drama of the Seers of the Ninth Island.

Genres: Adventure,

Q for Death (2010)

Actors: Jeremy London (actor), Dave Vescio (actor), Justin Ferrari (producer), Justin Ferrari (actor), Alan Noel Vega (producer), Heather Casterlin (miscellaneous crew), Erik Aude (actor), Thomas F. Evans (actor), Alex Kazan (producer), Alex Kazan (actor), Alex Kazan (director), Alex Kazan (producer), Alex Kazan (writer), Alex Ballar (actor), Ace Underhill (actor),

Genres: Action, Horror, Thriller,

G-Force (2009)

Actors: James Huang (actor), Sam Rockwell (actor), Michael Papajohn (actor), Tracy Morgan (actor), Bill Nighy (actor), Vincent De Paul (actor), Nicolas Cage (actor), Chris Ellis (actor), Dee Bradley Baker (actor), Will Arnett (actor), Jon Favreau (actor), Jack Conley (actor), Steve Buscemi (actor), Penélope Cruz (actress), Zach Galifianakis (actor),

Plot: The story is about a team of trained secret agent guinea pigs that takes on a mission for the US government. A specially trained squad of guinea pigs is dispatched to stop a diabolical billionaire, who plans to taking over the world with household appliances.

Keywords: 3d, 3d-animation, computer-animation, disney-animated-feature, guinea-pig, hyphen-in-title, no-opening-credits, part-animation, part-computer-animated, punctuation-in-title
Genres: Action, Adventure, Comedy, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The world needs bigger heroes Gadgets, Gizmos, Guinea Pigs. In 3-D.

Quotes:

Blaster: I'm pretty sure this is animal cruelty. *WOOOHOO!* [jumps in RC car over toys] But I love it.

Speckles: We've got a worm to decipher.::Darwin: You're a genius.::Speckles: I'm a mole. I got a thing for worms. [slurps a rainworm hanging from the ceiling]

Ben: You all right?::Mooch: [buzzed sound] Yeah!::Ben: Good! I don't like when my fly is down.

Juarez: Blaster, don't drop a pellet.::Blaster: Too late.

Blaster: Yo, Jaurez, did you catch the little leg twitch at the end of my "death"? Ah! That was acting, baby. I was feeling it!::Juarez: Yes, amazing. Tell me you are not part possum.::Blaster: OK, you can laugh now, but some of those people back there were crying. It was like the end of Old Yeller.

Hurley: Don't pay any attention to him. He's a quarter ferret.::Bucky: I have no ferret in me, Hurley. That has never been proven.::Hurley: Then why are you marked down?::Bucky: I'm on sale! Everyone goes on sale eventually.::Hurley: This should come as a surprise, but he grew up in the psych ward at UCLA.

Darwin: Blaster, do something.::Blaster: What do you suggest I do?::Mice, Mice: Poop in his hand. Poop in his hand.

Darwin: Hurley, get your butt outta my face.::Hurley: Get your face outta my butt!

Mice: Yipee, the circus.::Bucky: I hate the circus!

Hurley: [running on the street during the Jerry Bruckheimers Films logo] Hey, Slow down!

Elf Academy (2008)

Actors: Tony Burton (actor), Rodger Bumpass (actor), Vincent De Paul (actor), Jeff Conaway (actor), Diane Salinger (actress), Paul Logan (actor), Veronica Alicino (actress), Darla Rae (actress), William A. Baker (director), Marc De'Antone (producer), Marc De'Antone (producer), Marc De'Antone (actor), Marc De'Antone (writer), Marc De'Antone (miscellaneous crew), Mikey Post (actor),

Plot: Santa, the Kids and the World are facing a blowup. The CIA and CPS is facing a shortage of Green Cadet Elves to fill vital positions to oversee that Christmas is safe and delivered and are faced now with letting mortals in to help save Christmas and the world's economy.

Genres: Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy,

Swamp Zombies!!! (2005)

Actors: Jasmin St. Claire (actress), Brian Heffron (actor), Len Kabasinski (writer), Len Kabasinski (producer), Len Kabasinski (actor), Pamela Sutch (actress), Len Kabasinski (director), Len Kabasinski (producer), Dan Severn (actor), John C. Lyons (actor), David Smith (actor), Lisa McQuiston (producer), Shannon Solo (actor), Lisa McQuiston (actress), Dorota Swies-Lyons (actress),

Plot: A chief physician at a large metropolitan hospital is formulating a serum to resurrect recently deceased "patients".When his facility comes under inspection from the federal government, the doctor is forced to dispose of the "patients" as quick as possible even though they are in mid-experiment and he doesn't know if his serum even will work. With the help of the evil hospital operations manager, he manages to ditch the experiments in the neighboring swamplands. Little do they know, their serum works, the experiments rise to "life" and wreck havoc on a group of students conducting science experiments at the swamplands. With the help of a swamp hermit, a beautiful innocent bystander, a park ranger, and the police captain they try to piece together what has gone on... as well as survive!

Keywords: action-noir, female-nudity, martial-arts, shower, suspense, zombie
Genres: Action, Horror,
Taglines: Raised from the dead....Engineered to Kill.....Dying to eat

Killing the Badge (1999)

Actors: Joe Grisaffi (actor), Jackson Burns (actor), Johnathan Gwyn (actor), Bill Ross (actor), Juanita Peters (actress), Justin Seyb (actor), David Sanders (actor), Lin Oeding (actor), Jeanine Cowen (composer), Louis Gusemano (actor), Bob Gebert (actor), John Pepe (actor), Bryan Lee McGlothin (actor), Chad Brannon (actor), Kelley Darbonne (actress),

Genres: Action,
Taglines: When the law is wrong and you've been wronged by the law, justice must come from the outside.

Quotes:

Joe Joiner: Let me finish my sandwich first, then I will face my only fear.

Killer: As I walk through the valley where there are shadows of death, I will fear no evil, because I am the most evil motherfucker in the valley.

Visions of Darkness (1998)

Actors: William Stanford Davis (actor), Tony Mark (writer), Tony Mark (editor), Tony Mark (director), Greg Brown (actor), George Gabriel (composer), Dan Harper (actor), Sherry Zerwin (actress), Sheri Brown (actress), Sheri Brown (producer), Peter Slate (writer), Peter Slate (producer), Crawford James (actor), Ian Shippen (actor), Lesley Green (actress),

Genres: ,

GWAR: Rendezvous with Ragnarok (1997)

Actors: Dave Brockie (director), Dave Brockie (actor), Dave Brockie (actor), Flattus Maximus (actor), Balsac the Jaws of Death (actor), Jizmak the Gusha (actor), Jizmak the Gusha (actor), Beefcake The Mighty (actor), Slymenstra Hymen (actress), Hunter Jackson (actor), Green Jellÿ (actor), Bob Gorman (actor), Mike Bonner (actor), Sexecutioner (actor), Sexecutioner (actor),

Genres: ,

Quotes:

Oderus Urungus: [after the Aliens spray Oderus' Sperm sample on Slymenstra Hymen] Smells like Sperm up here tonight! Smells like MY Sperm! I love that smell!::Slymenstra Hymen: [feeling ill, and her vision starts to get blurry] Oh my God, not that!::Oderus Urungus: Looks like you got Spermed on!::Slymenstra Hymen: No, it just isn't true! Oderus, when was the last time YOU were tested?::Oderus Urungus: Hey, why do I need a test for AIDS, when I already got AIDS? YOU need a test baby!::Slymenstra Hymen: YOU have RUINED me!

Techno Destructo: Gray Aliens, Sperm Smugglers!

Oderus Urungus: I'm sorry I raped him, I'm sorry I raped our baby, but here, I bought you this nice purse.::Slymenstra Hymen: [Starts hitting him with the purse] This purse aint shit, where'd ya get it, K-Mart?::Oderus Urungus: I bought it at... Wal-Mart!::Slymenstra Hymen: You cheap shit! You know Oderus, I believe you will never know how to please a real Woman.::Oderus Urungus: Well, that's alright, cause... I aint no Woman.

Oderus Urungus: [the Aliens are about to extract a Sperm sample from Oderus] Yes, this excites me sexually... to pretend that I am a Fireman.

Oderus Urungus: [Slymenstra shows up on stage pregnant] Hey baby, you look fat, you look as if you're pregnant.::Slymenstra Hymen: Well geez, I wonder... WHO'S it IS!::Oderus Urungus: Well, I can't possibly recall getting you pregnant, so...::Slymenstra Hymen: Excuse me, but remember that Alien Sex-Toy you were just playing with earlier?::Oderus Urungus: Oh yeah, the one that... blew me.::Slymenstra Hymen: [Loud tone]... and the one that knocked me up!

Techno Destructo: They were just having a Party, to Celebrate the End of the World!

Donnie Brasco (1997)

Actors: Frank Pesce (actor), Anne Heche (actress), Robert Miano (actor), Tim Blake Nelson (actor), Val Avery (actor), James Russo (actor), Bruno Kirby (actor), Paul Giamatti (actor), Michael Madsen (actor), Al Pacino (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Johnny Depp (actor), Zeljko Ivanek (actor), Barry Levinson (producer), Mark Johnson (producer),

Plot: This true story follows FBI agent Joe Pistone as he infiltrates the mafia of New York. Befriending Lefty Ruggiero, Pistone (under the name Donnie Brasco) is able to embed himself in a mafia faction lead by Sonny Black. Ruggiero and Pistone become tight as the group goes about collecting money for 'the bosses'. Eventually, the group become big time when Black himself becomes a boss, all the while Pistone collects evidence. However, the trials and tribulations of the undercover work become more than Pistone can bear. His marriage falls apart and to top it off, the mafia suspect a mole in the organization. The real dilemma is afforded to Pistone, who knows if he walks away from the mafia, Ruggiero will be the one punished.

Keywords: 1970s, airplane, airport, american-flag, audio-cassette, bar, barbershop, bare-chested-male, based-on-book, based-on-true-story
Genres: Biography, Crime, Drama, Thriller,
Taglines: Donnie Brasco. Based On A True Story. In 1978, the US government waged a war against organized crime. One man was left behind the lines.

Quotes:

FBI Technician: What's forget about it?::Donnie Brasco: Forget about it is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, forget about it. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Forget about it! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, forget about it. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Forget about it!" Sometimes it just means forget about it.

Lefty: I never hear from my boss until he dies, then my whole life gets turned upside down!

Donnie Brasco: If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.

Lefty: When they send for you, you go in alive, you come out dead, and it's your best friend that does it.

Lefty: How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.

Nicky: C'mon Donnie, let's fillet this fat fuck.

Lefty Ruggiero: Thirty years I'm busting my hump. What have I got?

Lefty: Who the fuck am I? Who am I? I'm a, a spoke on a wheel. And so was he, and so are you.

Joe Pistone: All my life I've tried to be the good guy, the guy in the white fucking hat. And for what? For nothing. I'm not becoming like them; I am them.

Sonny Black: How can John Wayne die?::Lefty: Fuckin' Indians got him.

Even Cowgirls Get the Blues (1993)

Actors: Heather Graham (actress), Udo Kier (actor), Angie Dickinson (actress), Pat Morita (actor), Edward James Olmos (actor), Roseanne Barr (actress), Lorraine Bracco (actress), Keanu Reeves (actor), Buck Henry (actor), William S. Burroughs (actor), John Hurt (actor), Ed Begley Jr. (actor), Crispin Glover (actor), Lin Shaye (actress), Carol Kane (actress),

Plot: Sissy Hankshaw is born with enormous thumbs that help her hitchhiking through the US from a young age. She becomes a model in advertising and her NY agent 'the Countess' sends her to his ranch in CA to shoot a commercial, set against the background of mating whooping cranes. There, she befriends Bonanza Jellybean, one of the cowgirls at the beauty- ranch. The cowgirls take command of the ranch from the Countess and 'drug' the cranes with 'peyote'. The police besiege the ranch.

Keywords: actor, advertisement, airplane, american-flag, american-indian, asthma, asthma-attack, band, barbecue, bare-breasts
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance, Western,
Taglines: There have been many great drivers but only one great passenger.

Quotes:

Delores Del Ruby: [about The Countess] Look at him, perverse as a pink pickle.

Sissy Hankshaw: [reading a road sign] If it's sloppy, says The Chink, best to eat it over the sink.

Sissy Hankshaw: They're drugged?::Bonanza Jellybean: Oh, come off it, Sissy. What do you mean, drugged? Every living thing has a chemical composition, and anything that is added to it changes that composition. If you eat a cheeseburger or a Three Musketeers bar, it changes your body chemistry. The kind of food you eat, the kind of air you breathe, can change your mental state. Does that mean you're drugged?

The Countess: All of us are freaks in one way or another. Try being born a male Russian Countess into a white, middle class, Baptist family in Mississippi, and you'll see what I mean.

The Countess: It's been six months, hasn't it? In some circles that is half a year.

The Countess: There comes a time when it is psychologically impossible for a woman to lose her virginity - you can't wait too long, you know.

Delores Del Ruby: Playfulness ceases to have a serious purpose when it takes itself too seriously.