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Demetri Evan Martin (born May 25, 1973) is an American comedian, actor, artist, musician, writer, and humorist. He is best known for his work as a stand-up comedian, being a contributor on The Daily Show, and his Comedy Central show Important Things with Demetri Martin.
Martin was born on May 25, 1973 to a Greek American family in New York City, New York, the son of nutritionist Lillian and Greek Orthodox priest Dean C. Martin (now deceased). He grew up in Toms River, New Jersey, and has a younger brother named Spyro.
Martin graduated from Yale University in 1995. During his time there, he wrote a 224-word poem about alcoholism as a project for a fractal geometry class, which became a well known palindromic poem. He was also a member of the Anti-Gravity Society, whose members juggle objects on Sunday evenings on Yale's Old Campus.
Although Martin was accepted into Harvard Law School, he went to New York University School of Law after he received a full scholarship. Martin withdrew from law school before the start of his final year, opting to pursue comedy over finishing his Juris Doctor.
Rock It is a Chuck Berry album released in 1979 by Atco Records; Atco was only the third label for which Berry recorded studio material after two tenures with Chess Records and a brief 1960s stint at Mercury Records. It is, to date, his most recent studio album (although he has released some live recordings since). It is his only release on Atco.
All tracks composed by Chuck Berry
If I Were You may refer to:
The English subjunctive is used to form sentences that do not describe known objective facts. These include statements about one's state of mind, such as opinion, belief, purpose, intention, or desire. The subjunctive mood is also used for statements that are contrary to fact, such as If I were a giraffe, … (subjunctive), as distinguished from I was a giraffe. Subjunctive statements often occur in dependent clauses, such as the subjunctive example in the preceding sentence. It contrasts with the indicative mood, which is used for statements of fact, such as He speaks English.
In Modern English, the subjunctive form of a verb often looks identical to the indicative form, and thus subjunctives are not a very visible grammatical feature of English. For most verbs, the only distinct subjunctive form is found in the third person singular of the present tense, where the subjunctive lacks the -s ending: It is necessary that he see a doctor (contrasted with the indicative he sees). However, the verb be has not only a distinct present subjunctive (be, as in I suggest that he be removed) but also a past subjunctive were (as in If he were rich, …).
Jake and Amir is an American comedy web series created by and starring former CollegeHumor writers Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld, originally set in New York and later Los Angeles. The two played humorous versions of themselves: Jake is usually depicted as a sensible "regular guy", and Amir as his annoying, obsessive and odd co-worker. The pair are seen acting as a comic double act. The series began on May 23, 2007, and new videos were posted every Tuesday to CollegeHumor's website and the series' Tumblr blog. The series won a Webby Award in 2010.
On December 18, 2013, it was announced that the web series would be adapted into a TV series, to air on TBS and be executive-produced by Ed Helms, Hurwitz, Blumenfeld, and several others.
On January 27, 2015, CollegeHumor announced that the series would air its last 8 episodes beginning on February 17, 2015. A social media campaign titled #GreenLightJakeandAmir was launched the next day, with the aim of convincing TBS to allow for the series pilot to be filmed. The final episode was posted on April 7, 2015.
In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to http://www.article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Listen to more episodes at http://headgum.com/podcasts/ifiwereyou/
I look in the mirror, with you in my arms And I see a reflection Of a smile that says you believe in love And just for a moment, I drifted away But I couldn't stay cuz A hint of love, a bit of fear I'm tryin' to say If I were you, I wouldn't be here If I were you I would stay right where you are I wouldn't come near this broken heart Just turn around and leave here And find someone who won't hurt you Make sure that she still believes in love Cuz I think my heart has given up If I were you, I wouldn't be here Ooh yeah I'm tryin' to protect you From the lies that your heart tells Even though it says that you love me All I see is pain and misery Seasons may change But I can't forget the days of old My heart ached when you walked away I said I'd never love again I...
Music video by Hoobastank performing If I Were You. (C) 2006 The Island Def Jam Music Group
In this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting. Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer up advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about.
If I were you with lyrics by Collin Raye. I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING IN THIS VIDEO,ALL THE COPYRIGHTS OF THE MUSIC & IMAGES BELONGS TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS.
If I Were You - Episode 70: One Word Texts (Jake and Amir Podcast) In this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas. Jake Hurwitz and Amir Blumenfeld offer up advice in areas they're qualified to talk about. Also in areas they're not qualified to talk about. Jake and Amir Outtakes
Filmed by Square Up Studios Edited by Pasquarella Recordings
Music video by Terri Clark performing If I Were You. (C) 1995 Mercury Records
Demetri Martin, "Person" and "Daily Show," brings his comedic insight to the Chat Show's table
Writer/Director/Comedian Demetri Martin is visitis Google to discuss his directorial debut film DEAN. The film won the Tribeca Film Festival’s Founders Award for Best Narrative Feature and tells the heartfelt story of a father and son coming to terms with love, loss, and everything in between. Writer/Director/Comedian Demetri Martin stars alongside Academy Award® winner Kevin Kline in this comedic and heartfelt tale about a father and son coming to terms with love, loss and everything in between. Dean (Martin) is an illustrator whose unwillingness to deal with the recent death of his mother means escaping his hometown of New York for an interview with an ad agency in Los Angeles. His retired engineer dad Robert (Kline) takes a more regimented approach to grief, including putting the f...
'Dean' star Demetri Martin has always had a fascination with visual jokes. Subscribe To "The Late Show" Channel HERE: http://bit.ly/ColbertYouTube For more content from "The Late Show with Stephen Colbert", click HERE: http://bit.ly/1AKISnR Watch full episodes of "The Late Show" HERE: http://bit.ly/1Puei40 Like "The Late Show" on Facebook HERE: http://on.fb.me/1df139Y Follow "The Late Show" on Twitter HERE: http://bit.ly/1dMzZzG Follow "The Late Show" on Google+ HERE: http://bit.ly/1JlGgzw Follow "The Late Show" on Instagram HERE: http://bit.ly/29wfREj Follow "The Late Show" on Tumblr HERE: http://bit.ly/29DVvtR Watch The Late Show with Stephen Colbert weeknights at 11:35 PM ET/10:35 PM CT. Only on CBS. Get the CBS app for iPhone & iPad! Click HERE: http://bit.ly/12rLxge Get new episod...
http://www.hollywood.com Writer, Director, and Star of ‘Dean’ Demetri Martin talks about his inspiration, mixing comedy with tragedy, and why he wanted to do the film. ‘Dean’ releases June 2, 2017. http://www.hollywood.com/movies/dean-60571376/ For more movie trailers, celebrity interviews and box office news visit Hollywood.com!
Demetri Martin describes what you should do if you ever get the 'boyfriend bomb' dropped on you.
Demetri Martin and Marc have important things to talk about, mostly involving the hard knocks Demetri took from other comics when he started out and his recent ventures into film and TV. There’s also the matter of having a father who was a priest. Plus, Marc frets over his keynote speech at the Just For Laughs festival. Tip jar through PayPal.com email = maximzubov55@gmail.com
Demetri Martin and Rainn Wilson chat it up in the back of his van. Topics include: Failure, Death, and Religion. And that's just in the first few minutes. Also: What does your Soul look like? Upload a video response for a chance to win a copy of Demetri's new album "Standup Comedian" - in stores now. Subscribe to our youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/subscription_center?add_user=SoulPancake Buy our book! http://book.soulpancake.com Follow us on Facebook: http://facebook.com/SoulPancake Tweet us at: http://twitter.com/SoulPancake Director/Creative Consultant: Joshua Homnick -~-~~-~~~-~~-~- How do students react when high school boys are treated like women in Congress?? CLICK HERE to find out! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Km0tiHY94sQ -~-~~-~~~-~~-~-
Stand up Movie Demetri Martin Standup Comedian ( 2012 )
Demetri Martin knows how to make smoking look less cool. Demetri Martin has come up with a new way to make smoking look less cool.
I look in the mirror, with you in my arms
And I see a reflection
Of a smile that says you believe in love
And just for a moment, I drifted away
But I couldn't stay cuz
A hint of love, a bit of fear
I'm tryin' to say
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
I wouldn't come near this broken heart
Just turn around and leave here
And find someone who won't hurt you
Make sure that she still believes in love
Cuz I think my heart has given up
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
Ooh yeah
I'm tryin' to protect you
From the lies that your heart tells
Even though it says that you love me
All I see is pain and misery
Seasons may change
But I can't forget the days of old
My heart ached when you walked away
I said I'd never love again
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
I wouldn't come near this broken heart
Just turn around and leave here
And find someone who won't hurt you
Make sure that she still believes in love
Cuz I think my heart has given up
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
The days go by
And I feel that you could make me happy
Time goes on
And I feel that love is at my door
And though I tell myself that you're the one
Who said those words before
Thought it hurts too much
I can't trust in love
Again
Again
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
I wouldn't come near this broken heart
Just turn around and leave here
And find someone who won't hurt you
Make sure that she still believes in love
Cuz my heart has given up
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
I wouldn't come near this broken heart
Just turn around and leave here
And find someone who won't hurt you
Make sure that she still believes in love
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
I wouldn't come near this broken heart
Just turn around and leave here
And find someone who won't hurt you
Make sure that she still believes in love
My heart has given up
Can't be here
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
If I were you I would stay right where you are
Cuz my heart has given up
If I were you, I wouldn't be here
I wouldn't, if I were you
I wouldn't be here