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Walter Bruce Willis (born March 19, 1955) is a German-born American actor, producer, and musician. His career began in television in the 1980s and has continued both in television and film since, including comedic, dramatic, and action roles. He is well known for the role of John McClane in the Die Hard series, which were mostly critical and uniformly financial successes. He has also appeared in over sixty films, including box office successes like Pulp Fiction (1994), 12 Monkeys (1995), The Fifth Element (1997), Armageddon (1998), The Sixth Sense (1999), Unbreakable (2000), Sin City (2005), Over the Hedge (2006) and Red (2010).
Motion pictures featuring Willis have grossed US$2.64 billion to 3.05 billion at North American box offices, making him the ninth highest-grossing actor in a leading role and twelfth highest including supporting roles. He is a two-time Emmy Award–winning, Golden Globe Award–winning and four-time Saturn Award–nominated actor. Willis was married to actress Demi Moore and they had three daughters before their divorce in 2000, following thirteen years of marriage. He is currently married to model Emma Heming, with whom he has one daughter.
Actors: Emily D. Haley (actress), Diedrich Bader (actor), Nick Gomez (actor), Beau Brasseaux (actor), Justin Begnaud (miscellaneous crew), Peter Safran (producer), Evan King (actor), Rob Steinberg (actor), Angel De La Vina (miscellaneous crew), Gene Kevin Hames Jr. (actor), Kathy Chambless Oliver (miscellaneous crew), Scott Willmann (producer), Jason Friedberg (writer), Jason Friedberg (director), Aaron Seltzer (director),
Plot: Set in the most depressing corner of a postapocalyptic future, our heroine Kantmiss Evershot (Maiara Walsh) volunteers to take her manipulative younger sister's place in the seventy-fifth annual "Starving Games." In doing so, she must leave behind her smoldering just-a-friend Dale (Brant Daugherty) and team up with the geeky baker's son Peter Malarkey (Cody Allen Christian) in a fight for her life. But wait, there's more! She could also win an old ham, a coupon for a foot-long sub at a six-inch price, and a partially eaten pickle! In The Starving Games, Friedberg and Seltzer's sixth cinematic spoof of box-office hits, the prolific parody duo has its sights trained on the adventure blockbuster The Hunger Games! It's all the laughs and half the calories as they sling dozens of cock-eyed, barbed arrows at sci-fi, action and fantasy films from The Avengers and Oz the Great and Powerful to pop culture characters and celebrities like Harry Potter and Taylor Swift.
Genres: Comedy,Actors: Matt Damon (actor), Jeroen Krabbé (actor), Andy Garcia (actor), Jared Harris (actor), Elliott Gould (actor), Albert Finney (actor), Eddie Izzard (actor), Vincent Cassel (actor), Don Cheadle (actor), Casey Affleck (actor), George Clooney (actor), Robbie Coltrane (actor), Scott Caan (actor), Brad Pitt (actor), Bernie Mac (actor),
Plot: They pulled off one of the biggest heists ever and now they have another job to complete. Ocean's Eleven, which consisted off Danny Ocean (Clooney), Rusty Ryan (Pitt) and Linus Caldwell (Damon) and others, all thought they would be able to enjoy their money, but someone has other plans. Terry Benedict (Garcia) is still fuming after losing his money and wants it back. The team now have the job of getting all the money they spent back, or risk being thrown in jail. How are they going to get it all back? By pulling off another amazing plan.
Keywords: 2000s, actor-playing-himself, actress-playing-herself, agoraphobia, american, amsterdam-netherlands, anniversary, apostrophe-in-title, art-theft, art-thiefActors: David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (actor), David C. Lovelace (producer),
Plot: There are thirteen episodes, all of which include violence, language, and sex: Episode 1: The animal babies recite the alphabet in a whole new way. Episode 2: Various "magic" tricks are performed. Episode 3: Show and tell day turns hectic when stranger and stranger things are brought in. Episode 4: The babies play superhero, but Puppy turns villain when Cat takes his idea. Episode 5: The gang meets Cat's cousin, and they all go to play Dungeons and Dragons in his basement. Episode 6: Puppy has various troubles trying to make the Thanksgiving dinner. Episode 7: A spoof on A Christmas Story, where Cat longs for a Red Ryder BB gun for Christmas. Episode 8: On Valentine's Day, the gang goes to a club to pick up women, but Puppy has a breakdown. Episode 10: The animal babies go on Cat's stepfather's computer to look for porn, but are sucked into the virtual reality. Episode 11: The gang forms a band to make it into "The Battle for Boozefest," which Puppy thinks is solely for sex. Episode 12: The babies discover an alien-leprechaun plan to assimilate people's souls and turn them into gold. Episode 13: The gang (with Cat's cousin again) tries to reenact the original Star Wars, but Puppy continuously gets the story wrong. Episode 14: Now all grown up, the "babies" search for a way to become young again.
Keywords: absurdism, animal, bunny, cat, cousin-cousin-relationship, crude-humor, death, donkey, drugs, goreWould you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule
A mule is an animal with long funny ears
he kicks up at anything he hears
His back is brawny and his brain is weak
he's just plain stupid with a stubborn streak
and by the way if you hate to go to school
You may grow up to be a mule
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a fish
A fish won't do anything but swim in a brook
he can't write his name or read a book
and to fool the people is his only thought
and though he's slippery he still gets caught
but if that sort of life is what you wish
you may grow up to be a fish
Oh would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a pig
A pig is an animal with dirt on his face
his shoes are a terrible disgrace
He aint got no manners when he eats his food
He's fat and lazy and extremely rude
But if you don't care a feather or a fig
you may grow up to be a pig
And all the monkeys aren't in the zoo
everyday you see quite a few
so you see it's all up to you,
you could be better than you are