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Fractured Fairy Tail (2013)

Actors: Jennifer Amorelli (actress), Jennifer Amorelli (director), Mark Casimir Dyniewicz (actor), Paul Addicott (producer), Paul Addicott (director), Paul Addicott (actor), Paul Addicott (writer), Paul Addicott (writer), Thomas Ferranti (actor), Erika Rogers (miscellaneous crew), Harry Starkman (actor), David Harper (actor), David Harper (editor), Debra Haden (actress), Michael Walburn (actor),

Genres: Comedy, Fantasy, Short,

Creeporia (2013)

Actors: Douglas Dunning (actor), Rodney Saulsberry (actor), James Mannan (actor), John Semper (actor), John Semper (director), John Semper (editor), John Semper (actor), John Semper (writer), John Semper (producer), John Semper (actor), Matthew W. Allen (actor), Alfred Eaker (producer), Alfred Eaker (actor), Lec Zorn (actor), Evelyn Gabai (writer),

Plot: For three long centuries Creeporia has lived in an immortal freeze. A timeless soul lost in the breeze. Now, one way to win back her life is if she can become the wife of one who'll gladly give their heart to such a vain, repulsive tart! The second way to end this game is if she can regain her fame. Should she become a star once more. Then this curse gets thrown out the door! Will this undead actress escape her curse?

Genres: Comedy, Family, Horror,
Taglines: The world's oldest, living, undead actress! Creeptastic. Creeptacular. Creepalicious. Creepy is relative.

St. Blacktrick (2012)

Actors: Mark Mackner (actor), Mark Mackner (director), Mark Mackner (editor), Mark Mackner (actor), Mark Mackner (producer), Mark Mackner (writer), Gilbert Soto (actor), Dave Ferrier (actor), Dave Ferrier (miscellaneous crew), Andre Bennett (actor), Doug Layne (actor), Cedric Crouch (composer), Cedric Crouch (actor), Krystle Ann Griffin (actress), Barbara Tutolo (actress),

Plot: In the Year 400, Ireland has become overrun with man-eating snakes. The people live in fear of The Mighty Set (The Serpent God) and his High Priestess Lisseth, who commands his snake army on Earth. Hope arrives in the form of BLACKTRICK, the baddest, blackest motherfucker from South Central Belfast. Will his master swordplay and heavy artillery be enough to drive these snakes out of Ireland once and for all?

Keywords: blaxploitation, cult, mind-control, snake-worship, sorcery
Genres: Fantasy, Short,
Taglines: When he's not driving the snakes out of Ireland, he's driving the ladies wild! If you're a snake in the grass, he'll be whoopin' yo ass!

Quotes:

Blacktrick: My name's Blacktrick, and I'm here to purge the land of the poisonous venom that has infected my people.

Blacktrick: What, you ain't never heard of the black Irish?

High Priestess Lisseth: So, back again, just in time for our erotic dance of snake worship? I'm sure that's no coincidence. Like what you see? Then come to our side. We have central air. And orgies. You like the way that sounds, Blacktrick. Don't you? Don't you?

High Priestess Lisseth: Town whore? Oh, you really belong on our side. They're Catholic. You die, you go to Hell. We're snake worshippers. That's fucking awesome. We have lots and lots of sex, drink blood. Then we die and... I guess we have more sex. In another dimension, or something.

Town Whore: So I hear we're about to be devoured by Satanic snakes. Or something. Anybody wanna get fucked before that happens? I'm running a snake invasion special!

FernGully 2: The Magical Rescue (1998)

Actors: Gary Martin (actor), Jack Fletcher (miscellaneous crew), Nerida Tyson-Chew (composer), Matt K. Miller (actor), K.T. Vogt (actress), Brian Rosen (producer), David Rasner (actor), Holly Harold (producer), Jon Wigfield (miscellaneous crew), Richard Harper (producer), Mike Trueba (miscellaneous crew), Chris Fink (writer), Holly Conner (actress), Holly Conner (actress), Holly Conner (actress),

Genres: Adventure, Animation, Family, Fantasy,
Taglines: The Magic, Fun and Adventure Return!

Last Man Standing (1987)

Actors: Damian Lee (actor), Vernon Wells (actor), Damian Lee (producer), Damian Lee (writer), Lolita Davidovich (actress), Damian Lee (director), William Sanderson (actor), Jaap Broeker (actor), Michael Copeman (actor), Frank Moore (actor), Kim Coates (actor), Tim Burd (actor), Charlie Barnett (composer), Franco Columbu (actor), Réal Andrews (actor),

Genres: ,

Quotes:

Razor: I don't fight no round ring bullshit!

Emmerdale Farm (1972)

Actors: Marc Zuber (actor), Kathleen Byron (actress), Richard Wilson (actor), Philip Madoc (actor), Ronald Leigh-Hunt (actor), Harry Towb (actor), Paul Maxwell (actor), Patrick Holt (actor), John Bird (actor), Jay Benedict (actor), Freddie Jones (actor), David Kelly (actor), George Fenton (actor), Gregory Snegoff (writer), Liz Smith (actress),

Genres: Drama,

Quotes:

[Lisa has just punched Zak on the jaw]::Marlon: They'll put you in the cop car.::Sam: Are you dead, Dad?::Zak: No, I just feel like it.

Eric Pollard: It's Francis, isn't it?::Butch Dingle: Not if you want to keep your teeth.

Shadrach Dingle: Cousin of the accused with her kit off, you'll make a bomb.::Chastity Dingle: Unless you want your teeth introduced to your throat, I suggest you shut it.::Shadrach Dingle: Fair enough.

[Cain has just told Zak about Debbie]::Zak: I've got to stop chewing those leaves.

Charity Tate: Where's your boyfriend::Debbie Jones: He's not my boyfriend.::Charity Tate: I wouldn't call them boyfriend at your age either.::Debbie Jones: No, you called them clients

[Shadrach has drunk a whole bottle of communion wine]::Ethan Blake: What do you usually do with him?::Zak Dingle: Wish he'd never been born!

[Danny Daggert, Robert Sugden and Donna Windsor sits at Viv's café and Danny offers to help with rehearsing their Shakespeare, MacBeth homework]::Robert Sugden #2: Donna, is it a Daggart I see before me?

Christopher 'Chris' Tate: Cain's not the real villain here.::Terry Woods: Oh, no, you're welcoming her back with open arms!

[Zak has had a run-in with the new gamekeeper]::Zak: He's like a speed camera - always there when you don't want them.::Marlon: Don't look now, but the speed camera's just walked in.

Terry Woods: [to Diane Blackstock] It's my life they're messing with. You and all.

The Fortunate Fool (1933)

Actors: Sara Allgood (actress), Jack Raine (actor), Norman Walker (director), Hugh Wakefield (actor), Arthur Chesney (actor), Dion Titheradge (writer), Bobbie Comber (actor), Joan Wyndham (actress), Elizabeth Jenns (actress), Mary Mayfren (actress), Jack Eppel (producer),

Genres: Comedy,

Notoriety (1922)

Actors: William Nigh (director), Anders Randolf (actor), J. Barney Sherry (actor), Richard Travers (actor), Mary Alden (actress), William Nigh (writer), George Hackathorne (actor), Rod La Rocque (actor), John Goldsworthy (actor), Ida Waterman (actress), Mona Lisa (actress), Maurine Powers (actress), William Gudgeon (actor),

Genres: ,

The Breed of the Treshams (1920)

Actors: Hayford Hobbs (actor), Kenelm Foss (director), Kenelm Foss (writer), Beulah Marie Dix (writer), Charles Vane (actor), Philip Hewland (actor), A.B. Imeson (actor), Mary Odette (actress), Fred Morgan (actor), Will Corrie (actor), Nelson Ramsey (actor), Gordon Craig (actor), H.W. Thompson (producer), Gwen Williams (actress), Margot Drake (actress),

Genres: Adventure,