The True Story of Eskimo Nell (1975)

Actors: Antony I. Ginnane (miscellaneous crew), David Byrne (actor), Don Carmody (miscellaneous crew), Alan Hopgood (writer), Kris McQuade (actress), Brian May (composer), Richard Franklin (producer), Richard Franklin (writer), Richard Franklin (director), Grahame Bond (actor), Abigail (actress), Serge Lazareff (actor), Max Gillies (actor), Andrew London (editor), Aphrodite Kondos (costume designer),

Eskimo Nell (1975)

Actors: Christopher Biggins (actor), Lloyd Lamble (actor), Martin Campbell (director), Roy Kinnear (actor), Stanley A. Long (producer), Stanley A. Long (writer), Rosalind Knight (actress), Richard Caldicot (actor), Katy Manning (actress), Tony Sympson (actor), Derek Martin (actor), Michael Armstrong (writer), Michael Armstrong (actor), Christopher Timothy (actor), Laurie Goode (actor),

Plot: Three young men, a scriptwriter, a producer and a director are called in by Benny U Murdoch, an exotic movie producer. He wants to make a new erotic movie starring a big woman - the "Eskimo Nell" of the title. However problems start from the beginning, the scriptwriter is a virgin, a lover of penguins and hasn't a clue on how to write an erotic movie, each of the three main backers want a different type of movie - a western, an erotic and a kung-fu movie with different people in the main part. However problems really start for the three when Benny runs off with all the money and they have to make three different versions of the same film and try not to let the backers and stars know what has happened. And this is made harder when there is a clean-up-filth society breathing down their necks....