'Ben Smith' is featured as a movie character in the following productions:
An Invisible Sign (2010)
Actors:
Jessica Alba (actress),
Alison Cohen (miscellaneous crew),
John Shea (actor),
Carol A. Compton (miscellaneous crew),
Maureen Duffy (miscellaneous crew),
Gabriella Ludlow (miscellaneous crew),
Sabine Hoffmann (editor),
J.K. Simmons (actor),
Sonia Braga (actress),
Katie Mustard (producer),
Stephen Hays (producer),
Chris Messina (actor),
Bailee Madison (actress),
Gene Michael Smith (miscellaneous crew),
Marylouise Burke (actress),
Genres:
Comedy,
Drama,
Family,
Romance,
Taglines: count on the unexpected.
Quotes:
Lisa: Can I live with you after my mom die?::Mona Gray: ...My apartment is small.::Lisa: I'm not that big.
Ben Smith: Are you avoiding me, Ms. Gray?::Mona Gray: I thought I dropped something out of the window.::Ben Smith: Like what? A quadratic equation::Mona Gray: More like a decimal point
Levan Beeze: Ann's in a bad mood because her parents are getting divorced, my mom is her moms attorney.::Ann DiGanno: They're not getting divorced, they're getting legally separated.::Mona Gray: Levan, client attorney confidentiality is confidential, so, shh.
Breakfast of Imbeciles (2005)
Actors:
John Lydon (miscellaneous crew),
Colin Burrowes (editor),
Colin Burrowes (actor),
Colin Burrowes (director),
Colin Burrowes (writer),
Colin Burrowes (producer),
Heidi Burrowes (actress),
Heidi Burrowes (producer),
Heidi Burrowes (director),
James Sproul (actor),
Samantha Dark (actress),
Liam Burrowes (actor),
Shawn Henderson (actor),
Jeff Sproul (actor),
Paul Baker (actor),
Plot: 4 mildly intelligent, that's being very generous with that analysis, rock n rollers trying to make it to a gig at another dead end club, 6 socially retarded misfits, and one small deity all collide for a strange gathering in a rural farmhouse.A twisted tale of sinners sinning, suffering, and paying their dues. A hectic road trip in an autistic automible. Drug addiction, alcoholism, and child abuse. What more could you crave. How about some blasting rock n roll songs, and a few mysterious zombies for good measure all compressed into far too short of a time. Not enough for you huh? crucifixion more your thing. Well we provide one of those as well. Lofi gore effects prevail in this fun and frantic little film. Grade B prime cut!
Keywords: abortion, abortionist, anarchy, beer, camp, coat-hanger, cult, droll, endless, farmhouse
Genres:
Comedy,
Fantasy,
Horror,
Sci-Fi,
Quotes:
Dick: Let's gather up the reprobates and get this decline of mentality in gear.::Baio: Dumbing down the world is a calling, it's a way of life like entering the church.
Baio: So uh, what can you do?::Dick: I don't know. I guess I'll just have to wing it. I mean I really really like her but I've never been in a situation like this before you know.::Baio: You mean not in a situation where you weren't paying.::Dick: Yeah fuck you funny guy. I'm just saying that I don't know how to act in a situation like this, ya know? And don't give me none of that just be natural bullshit cause that shit don't fly. This isn't an episode of Friends fucker!::Baio: Okay dick this is just a little social outing. No big fucking deal.::Dick: It is a big deal man. I'm turning 30 in a few months. I haven't even gotten a fucking blowjob yet or a hand job. Never mind a full on fuck. It's been a self service existence so far and I need full service, ya know what I'm saying? I mean there was this stripper one time but she was a little too extreme . She wanted me to lick her asshole and shit. Alittle too much for a beginner.::Baio: Perhaps, but on the other hand you can shit or get off my pot motherfucker. I mean we've heard this shit 1313 different fucking ways. I mean get on with it or shut the fuck up about it.::Dick: I'm just shy dude::Baio: No more of your fairy stories alright. I've got my own fucking worries today.
Michael Tiberius Bucket: Dude relax. I'm not the man. I'm an attorney.::Dee Dee Foster: Do attornies like VCRs?
Dick: Man I'm afraid that the next time I step in this car it's going to explode and kill us all.::Baio: I don't see you driving any fucking car DICK! I just hear you talking about your fucking dick but NO I've got this fucking car to deal with and this fucking dick and this fucking car won't fucking work right. Get the fuck going. Goddamn this fucking car!
Cindy Woo: Come back in fifteen minutes I'm going on break.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: I'm hear on business not pleasure although I uh...::Cindy Woo: Make it snappy I've got to wash that man right out of my mouth.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: I understand. I'm an attorney.
Teenager: Dude can I bum a smoke off you?::Earl Ash: No it's my last one. [as he unwraps a fresh package of cigarettes]::Teenager: Very funny dickhead.::Earl Ash: Just my public service for the youth of today.
Michael Tiberius Bucket: Which one of you X file rejects is Kevin Raimi?::Kevin Raimi: Right here Machacho.::Michael Tiberius Bucket: Well don't let any Hershey squirts go in your wonder woman underroos but the conspiracy theory is about to come crashing down all around you.::Kevin Raimi: What?::Michael Tiberius Bucket: Just kidding Fox. I'm from the law firm of Bucket Slugworth and gloop. I'm Bucket.::Kevin Raimi: Let me guess. First name Charlie?
Donna Waters: Guess I've gotta get my shit together.::Billy the Kid: Mommy I'm hungry::Donna Waters: I'm just making coffee::Billy the Kid: I don't like coffee::Donna Waters: Well I'm not sure I like you so I am quite sure I don't give a shit.::Billy the Kid: Please Mommy::Donna Waters: Shut up shut up. My life is quite likely about to change for the better and you ain't invited so I guess you're more of hindrance than help. In fact you're more of an obstacle in my life than a helper. In fact you're more of a piece of shit I wish I could flush than a child that I want to love.::Billy the Kid: But Mommy I love you::Donna Waters: Too bad so sad.::Billy the Kid: [through tears] Mommy please gives me something to eat.::Donna Waters: [Screams] How about a knuckle Sandwich. [She punches her child who falls to the floor whimpering and cowering from her]::Donna Waters: How'd that taste you little tit muncher? [Donna kicks the cowering child. The child passes out]
Cindy Woo: I've tasted better.
Sally Thorn: Cool, this is so cool. Thanks for inviting me dick::Dick: The pleasure is all mine.::Baio: And that's why these things never work out Dick. The pleasure should be a mutual experience you greedy prick. What's good for the goose is extremely good for the Gander. Use that bullshit chivalry where it counts. Do unto her as you would have her do unto you. Reciprocate unless you want to masturbate. Reciprocate RECIPROCATE!::Dick: What the fuck are you babbling about?::Sally Thorn: yeah what the hell was all that dribble about.::Baio: I don't know, I'm just trying to keep my mind off this fucking autistic automobile.
Star in the Dust (1956)
Actors:
Kenneth MacDonald (actor),
John Agar (actor),
Kermit Maynard (actor),
Richard Boone (actor),
Jack Ingram (actor),
Jess Kirkpatrick (actor),
Anthony Jochim (actor),
John Daheim (actor),
Clint Eastwood (actor),
Leif Erickson (actor),
Paul Fix (actor),
Stanley Andrews (actor),
James Gleason (actor),
Chuck Hamilton (actor),
Paul McGuire (actor),
Plot: The sheriff of Gunlock is planning to hang Sam Hall, who shot three farmers found on cattle land, at sundown. At the casino, betting is 8 to 3 he won't make it. The cattlemen are set to rescue Sam; the farmers hope to lynch him before he can be rescued; and Hall schemes for escape with his girl Nellie. But Sheriff Jorden is most concerned with finding out who hired Hall: a leading suspect is the sheriff's future brother-in-law.
Keywords: based-on-novel, catfight, hired-killer, murder, schoolteacher, sheriff, song
Genres:
Western,
Taglines: THE STORY OF THE MOST DESPERATE GAMBLE THE WEST HAS EVER KNOWN! (original print ad - all caps)
Quotes:
Sam Hall: You annoy me, sheriff. When I leave your hotel I'm gonna squash you like I'd squash a bug.
Blonde Venus (1932)
Actors:
Charles Morton (actor),
Robert Emmett O'Connor (actor),
Glen Cavender (actor),
Eric Alden (actor),
Clarence Muse (actor),
Al Bridge (actor),
Cary Grant (actor),
Robert Graves (actor),
Sterling Holloway (actor),
Emile Chautard (actor),
Davison Clark (actor),
Herbert Marshall (actor),
Dickie Moore (actor),
Gene Morgan (actor),
Dennis O'Keefe (actor),
Plot: American chemist Ned Faraday marries a German entertainer and starts a family. However, he becomes poisoned with Radium and needs an expensive treatment in Germany to have any chance at being cured. Wife Helen returns to night club work to attempt to raise the money and becomes popular as the Blonde Venus. In an effort to get enough money sooner, she prostitutes herself to millionaire Nick Townsend. While Ned is away in Europe, she continues with Nick but when Ned returns cured, he discovers her infidelity. Now Ned despises Helen but she grabs son Johnny and lives on the run, just one step ahead of the Missing Persons Bureau. When they do finally catch her, she loses her son to Ned. Once again she returns to entertaining, this time in Paris, and her fame once again brings her and Townsend together. Helen and Nick return to America engaged, but she is irresistibly drawn back to her son and Ned. In which life does she truly belong?
Keywords: actress, african-american, anger, bar, bartender, binoculars, breasts, buttocks, cabaret, chemist
Genres:
Drama,
Taglines: From the lips of one MAN to the arms of another! What could she do but flee from love? She loved two men at once!
Quotes:
Ben Smith: What'd you say your name was?::Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones: Helen Faraday.::Ben Smith: Nah, we gotta get something different. Something unusual, something that's easy to say and hard to forget.
Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones: Tomorrow is another day.
Taxi Belle Hooper: So you're the Blonde Venus. Don't tell me you thought of that label all by yourself.::Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones: No. Mister O'Connor told me it would help me in my work.::Taxi Belle Hooper: He would. He didn't have to think up any name for me when I put this dump on the map. My name's Taxi Belle Hooper. Taxi for short.::Helen Faraday, aka Helen Jones: Do you charge for the first mile?::Taxi Belle Hooper: Say, you trying' to ride me? Don't get the wrong idea. They call me Taxi because I won't ride in nothin' else. Safety first, that's my motto. Good drinking partners always make bad drivers... Do I charge for the first mile?
It Can Be Done (1929)
Actors:
Richard Carle (actor),
Richard Carlyle (actor),
Jack Egan (actor),
Tom O'Brien (actor),
Glenn Tryon (actor),
Edward J. Montagne (writer),
Joseph F. Poland (writer),
Earle Snell (writer),
Fred C. Newmeyer (director),
Ted J. Kent (editor),
Albert DeMond (writer),
Albert DeMond (writer),
Sue Carol (actress),
Arch Heath (miscellaneous crew),
Arch Heath (writer),
Genres:
Comedy,